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The Demilich posted:F22 dead center, 5 balloons in the back. I wish I still had photoshop.  im sorry im trying to delete it
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pancake rabbit posted:i'm screaming lmao why couldn't the aliens wait to invade until after the new legends of Zelda came out 
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Feb 12, 2023 00:33
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pancake rabbit posted:i'm screaming lmao uuuuhuuuuhhhuhuhuhuhuhu
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Feb 12, 2023 00:33
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96 luftballoons to go
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Feb 12, 2023 00:33
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:lol the aliens live inside the hole beneath the north pole. hollow earth about to be confirmed i will volunteer for the refugee office, away with surface oppression forever!
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Feb 12, 2023 00:33
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Justin Tyme posted:me, a macho meathead fighter pilot who studied exercise science at the air force academy, looking at an oscar meyer football blimp: "what the fuh...."
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Feb 12, 2023 00:33
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I live in Seattle AGHHHH show me the BALLOONS
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Feb 12, 2023 00:34
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Chamale posted:96 luftballoons to go lol
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Feb 12, 2023 00:34
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Al! posted:the f-22 "janitor"
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Feb 12, 2023 00:34
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What if China sent that balloon to get a closer look at the UAPs? What if they also have no idea of what the UAPs are or/and wanted to know if it's secret American technology? What if this last balloon that was over USA was sent by China precisely to monitor those UAPs over North American airspace? Maybe this is exactly the reason they were actually like "you shouldn't have shot it down"
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Feb 12, 2023 00:35
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lol if we just get blapped by a rogue asteroid now
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Feb 12, 2023 00:35
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PawParole posted:What if China sent that balloon to get a closer look the UAPs? What if they also have no idea of what the UAPs are or/and wanted to know if it's secret American technology? What if this last balloon that was over USA was sent by China precisely to monitor those UAPs over North American airspace? Maybe this is exactly the reason they were actually like "you shouldn't have shot it down" yah i was thinking about this earlier it would be funny lol
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Feb 12, 2023 00:37
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Chamale posted:96 luftballoons to go take one down pass it around…. 95 luftballoons to go
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Feb 12, 2023 00:37
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Feb 12, 2023 00:38
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JROOTI GET ME OFF THIS GOD drat POOBALL
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Feb 12, 2023 00:39
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Bilirubin posted:I'm just glad Canada is getting a chance to see the f22 in action before being strong armed into buying a bunch lmao at the idea that we would even need to strongarm. they know the score
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Feb 12, 2023 00:40
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the boss walked in on the us military and now they have to pretend to care about all the balloons and poo poo that theyve just been ignoring
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Feb 12, 2023 00:40
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a second balloon has hit the northern country
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Feb 12, 2023 00:41
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Why are they saying "hover" and not float hovering implies it's stationary whereas floating just means it's not on the ground
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Feb 12, 2023 00:41
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pancake rabbit posted:i'm screaming lmao Maybe they let the first one go but got mad about the second and responded and as we speak we are dogfighting aitee over the Pacific Northwest.
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Feb 12, 2023 00:41
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that car could single handedly avert the upcoming war, if the pigeons could carry some loaves of bread as gifts i think humanity can buy our way out of this one
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Feb 12, 2023 00:41
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Al! posted:the boss walked in on the us military and now they have to pretend to care about all the balloons and poo poo that theyve just been ignoring literally how Project Blue Book got started
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Feb 12, 2023 00:42
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fanfic insert posted:a second balloon has hit the northern country
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Feb 12, 2023 00:42
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eh I guess in that case it was some high ranking officer but the principle is the same
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Feb 12, 2023 00:42
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Feb 12, 2023 00:42
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Feb 12, 2023 00:43
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"Mr. President, sir... we're not supposed to shoot those ones. No... we can't say why."
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Feb 12, 2023 00:43
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Bilirubin posted:I'm just glad Canada is getting a chance to see the f22 in action before being strong armed into buying a bunch the US refused to sell them because no one else in NATO could be trusted with their power which makes it weird that the US kinda neglected them and now they're falling apart
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Feb 12, 2023 00:43
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Jaques Vallee's new book says that Eric Davis was told the Holloman landing footage was real by George HW Bush ...
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Feb 12, 2023 00:46
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oh my god that balloon looks just like me
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Feb 12, 2023 00:47
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Everyone at the superbowl tomorrow is getting hoovered into the mothership
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Feb 12, 2023 00:48
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they hover not hoover
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Feb 12, 2023 00:49
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Al! posted:oh my god that balloon looks just like me 
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Feb 12, 2023 00:49
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Marathoning all 19 seasons of Ancient Aliens. Will report back when I figure out what the hell is going on.
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Feb 12, 2023 00:52
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The Saucer Hovers posted:they hover not hoover you're the expert. quite suspect if you ask me
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Feb 12, 2023 00:52
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j edgar hover
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Feb 12, 2023 00:52
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We just shot down the Get Well Soon balloons aliens sent to us because of the pandemic.
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Feb 12, 2023 00:53
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The Saucer Hovers posted:they hover not hoover
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Feb 12, 2023 00:54
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What the gently caress, another bogey in NA airspace? What on earth is happening?
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Feb 12, 2023 00:58
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the chinese have tricked america into cleaning their room and washing their dishes
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Feb 12, 2023 01:00
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