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gently caress You And Diebold posted:well we found out what happens when two balloons show up at the same time. we can only do one of them per day They've bested our one balloon yes but now you will see my secret, forbidden technique two balloons
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Feb 12, 2023 02:50
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Xenos have already had a huge positive effect on humanity .
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Feb 12, 2023 02:51
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Which xfiles should I watch tonight
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Feb 12, 2023 02:51
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No matter what happens ultimately its funny that we got a trial run for first contact and the reaction was "shoot anything and everything" like the bad universe star trek
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Feb 12, 2023 02:51
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mastershakeman posted:Which xfiles should I watch tonight That lovely one William Gibson wrote
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Feb 12, 2023 02:51
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Justin Tyme posted:No matter what happens ultimately its funny that we got a trial run for first contact and the reaction was "shoot anything and everything" like the bad universe star trek U-S-A U-S-A
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Feb 12, 2023 02:51
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They should go full George Kennan, hit the 3 crucial industrialized areas first (East Asia, North America, Europe).
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Feb 12, 2023 02:52
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:there's one in my house 
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Feb 12, 2023 02:52
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:you thinking of the Wilson/Davis memo? Yes! Thank you
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Feb 12, 2023 02:53
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big ol car sized alien dooky pellets folks, best case scenario
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Feb 12, 2023 02:53
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In this universe the vulcans don't even get the luxury of getting shot in the chest by some yokel with a sawn off shotgun, their ship gets swatted down as soon as entering the atmosphere
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Feb 12, 2023 02:53
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Stinky Wizzleteats posted:It's quaint. There is virtually no way that even well intending xenos could ever have a benevolent effect on humanity, and a serious risk that the xeno has interests at odds with us whether it is intelligent or not. But what if, hear me out here: they aren't pieces of poo poo like us and our history is not a guide
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Feb 12, 2023 02:53
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Because humans would have the right to develop without being intervened upon forever taken from them by any willful contact
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Feb 12, 2023 02:54
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the aliens are here to congratulate us for meeting the prerequisite for joining the galactic economy: the invention of bitcoin, the galactic currency standard
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Feb 12, 2023 02:54
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sometimes youll see ants fighting over a cigarette butt
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Feb 12, 2023 02:55
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Jazerus posted:the aliens are here to congratulate us for meeting the prerequisite for joining the galactic economy: the invention of bitcoin, the galactic currency standard Theyre energy credits, credits created with lots of energy!
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Feb 12, 2023 02:55
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:well we found out what happens when two balloons show up at the same time. we can only do one of them per day 
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Feb 12, 2023 02:55
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Stinky Wizzleteats posted:Because humans would have the right to develop without being intervened upon forever taken from them by any willful contact Lol we have the right to develop our way right into extinction Gtfo with that liberal bullshit
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Feb 12, 2023 02:56
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isaboo posted:if they're leaving it until morning, why has the airspace been reopened? the economy, probably
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Feb 12, 2023 02:56
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Just got off the phone with dollar general. I'm thinking with 10, maybe 15 dollars we can run the states clean out of missiles
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Feb 12, 2023 02:56
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mastershakeman posted:Which xfiles should I watch tonight The one about the aliens
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Feb 12, 2023 02:56
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mastershakeman posted:Which xfiles should I watch tonight the one where the techno-city goes on a rampage or the werewolf pizza kid
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Feb 12, 2023 02:57
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:aaah they unchecked the "hide UAP" filter I really really thought I had posted this exact same thing in the thread earlier today, but it looks like I only texted it to a friend 4 hours before the Washington Post posted that article. I figured that was what had happened. 
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Feb 12, 2023 02:57
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https://twitter.com/NStewCBS2/status/1624587476982439945
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Feb 12, 2023 02:58
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D-Pad posted:I really really thought I had posted this exact same thing in the thread earlier today, but it looks like I only texted it to a friend 4 hours before the Washington Post posted that article. I figured that was what had happened. "If UFOS were real we'd be seeing them all the time" Hey uh, Ted Why is this box checked that says "filter out UFOs"
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Feb 12, 2023 02:59
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"slightly different in profile" to a Volkswagen Beetle ??
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Feb 12, 2023 02:59
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Slavvy posted:Lol we have the right to develop our way right into extinction 
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Feb 12, 2023 03:00
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Are we still allowed to call them birds or do we have to switch to balloons now
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Feb 12, 2023 03:00
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the absolute gently caress is going on
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Feb 12, 2023 03:00
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:"If UFOS were real we'd be seeing them all the time" Lol they didn't want to know
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Feb 12, 2023 03:01
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Reminder that a weird green comet showed up out of nowhere, came within 26m miles a few days ago, and is currently on a path out of the solar system (maybe forever)
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Feb 12, 2023 03:01
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So at this point the most generous reading that isn't ufos is China has been exploiting a weakness in our air defense system for basically as long as they've started caring about spying on us and we only now just caught it, lmao
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Feb 12, 2023 03:01
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Was it a Jetta or a rabbit then?
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Feb 12, 2023 03:01
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Marx Headroom posted:Reminder that a weird green comet showed up out of nowhere, came within 26m miles a few days ago, and is currently on a path out of the solar system (maybe forever) ah yeah that's the stuff
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Feb 12, 2023 03:01
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I would like to not live in this Capitalist hell on a dying planet we're actively murdering. Where are my rights???
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Feb 12, 2023 03:01
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Marx Headroom posted:Reminder that a weird green comet showed up out of nowhere, came within 26m miles a few days ago, and is currently on a path out of the solar system (maybe forever) Concerning
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Feb 12, 2023 03:02
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Justin Tyme posted:So at this point the most generous reading that isn't ufos is China has been exploiting a weakness in our air defense system for basically as long as they've started caring about spying on us and we only now just caught it, lmao And if we were missing something as simple as balloons we've been missing all kinds of poo poo for who knows how long
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Feb 12, 2023 03:02
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Celexi posted:Concerning Somber.
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Feb 12, 2023 03:03
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they’re being described as the “Ford Pinto of the sky”
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Feb 12, 2023 03:04
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lmao cool
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