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a lot of shiny Happy 18th Birthday balloons being released into the air gonna trigger NORAD lmao
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Feb 12, 2023 03:50
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Lol so now we aren’t going to shoot down the montana one because they realize theyve hosed up
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Feb 12, 2023 03:51
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:Lol so now we aren’t going to shoot down the montana one because they realize theyve hosed up Biden finally got "the talk"
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Feb 12, 2023 03:52
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lol that the gov can track down printers by looking at ink patterns but can't make sense of these tethered metallic objects
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Feb 12, 2023 03:52
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A real sick rear end cool boss alien would leave a stupid message of it's dick in a tube drone and spam them at all the dni planets
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Feb 12, 2023 03:53
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making some pan de cristal in solidarity with our fallen p'nti comrades lost but never forgotten xoxo
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Feb 12, 2023 03:54
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SniperWoreConverse posted:The death cloud is good for economy  
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Feb 12, 2023 03:55
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Biden finally got "the talk" Imagine the look on his face when he sees the bullet point: - CHILD-SIZED, UNIQUE PHEROMONE SIGNATURE
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Feb 12, 2023 04:00
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https://twitter.com/FinanceLancelot/status/1624514047604363268?t=_yyXEDnpxnK1K7-tWFjfjw&s=19
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Feb 12, 2023 04:01
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SorePotato posted:Don't worry the mind is a product of consciousness and not the other way around if nothing else I realize I’ve got some cylindrical, car-sized holes in my theoretical education
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Feb 12, 2023 04:02
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What if these little tubes are their combat drop ships, packed to capacity with the finest tiny warriors their race can muster Turtledove the Prophet: https://www.eyeofmidas.com/scifi/Turtledove_RoadNotTaken.pdf
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Feb 12, 2023 04:04
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Oglethorpe posted:lol flocks of birds are gonna do this every week This isn't the 1950s, radar is better than that. If they saw something, something was there. It might not be there anymore, but they saw something. Radar specialists can tell if they're picking up birds (actual) or aircraft or something. "It's just a radar anomaly, don't worry" also contradicts what the various politicians have been telling us: https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1624601160211476481
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Feb 12, 2023 04:21
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Yeah this stinks trickery.
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Feb 12, 2023 04:27
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where da aliens
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Feb 12, 2023 04:28
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The aliens are the friends we made along the way.
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Feb 12, 2023 04:29
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SKULL.GIF posted:This isn't the 1950s, radar is better than that. If they saw something, something was there. It might not be there anymore, but they saw something. Radar specialists can tell if they're picking up birds (actual) or aircraft or something. on the other hand the military industrial complex is scraping so much off the top and cutting corners its unreal yeah the tech that need to be top notch to catch a fly are manufactured properly and installed where they need to be(probably) but this balloon poo poo is politically performative and half-assed underworked overpressured military kneejerk behavior. "oh no this balloon is loving up my f-22's instruments!!" a dog's bark will gently caress up those instruments the pilot probably farted Oglethorpe has issued a correction as of 04:32 on Feb 12, 2023 |
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Feb 12, 2023 04:29
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Feb 12, 2023 04:31
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Yeah the MIC is grift and complacence and favors. It's where the political bribes live
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Feb 12, 2023 04:31
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How do I sign up for ADVENT
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Feb 12, 2023 04:33
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what's the deal with all the balloons and balloon-like once the government is freaking out about
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Feb 12, 2023 04:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWQdI7L4mqQ Turns out we are still on the Year Zero timeline
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Feb 12, 2023 04:36
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Riot Bimbo posted:where da aliens 
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Feb 12, 2023 04:38
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digestion scene was disturbing asf
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Feb 12, 2023 04:40
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its aliens but balloons are the extent of their technology, took quite a long time to float here
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Feb 12, 2023 04:42
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hopefully the balloon nerds won’t get gunned down in summer when they go ride their balloons lmao
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Feb 12, 2023 04:43
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Gonna listen to some gateway tapes real hard tonight and try to contact the balloon race to let 'em know I'm not with the warmongers
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Feb 12, 2023 04:44
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squid people
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Feb 12, 2023 04:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6BvdpR6V3g
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Feb 12, 2023 04:56
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https://twitter.com/CNN/status/4895687384
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Feb 12, 2023 05:05
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Impossible, I heard the US already shot him down!
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Feb 12, 2023 05:09
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It's all true
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Feb 12, 2023 05:12
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la noob de la muerte
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Feb 12, 2023 05:13
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concerning
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Feb 12, 2023 05:15
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No!!!!
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Feb 12, 2023 05:21
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hosed up if true
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Feb 12, 2023 05:23
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So something set the radar off to the point that jets were scrambled, and they found nothing. Whatever set the radar off isn’t visible by the jets, took off, or there was a radar anomaly. Can someone explain what the hell is going on?
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Feb 12, 2023 05:29
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err posted:So something set the radar off to the point that jets were scrambled, and they found nothing. Whatever set the radar off isn’t visible by the jets, took off, or there was a radar anomaly. Can someone explain what the hell is going on? amerikkka dumb, in some way or another
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Feb 12, 2023 05:32
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joe Biden made everyone turn off all the filters on our radars so now we’re seeing all the trash up there
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Feb 12, 2023 05:34
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I may not like it but this is what peak national air defense looks like
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Feb 12, 2023 05:36
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Joe announced a no-fly zone: the continental United States
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Feb 12, 2023 05:39
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