(Thread IKs:
sharknado slashfic)
|
Riot Bimbo posted:where da aliens Where da cash at Where da stash at Gimme the loot gimme the loot
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 05:41
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 4, 2024 11:41 |
|
|
err posted:So something set the radar off to the point that jets were scrambled, and they found nothing. Whatever set the radar off isn’t visible by the jets, took off, or there was a radar anomaly. Can someone explain what the hell is going on? you forgot "it's dark and they are waiting to shoot it down until morning"
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 05:43
|
|
|
this is awesome e] wong thread, but it is.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 05:45
|
|
|
china: "wait we could have been doing this poo poo for 20 years?"
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 05:45
|
|
|
Oglethorpe posted:china: "wait we could have been doing this poo poo for 20 years?" America's air space looked clean because they never turned on the black light until now.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 05:50
|
|
|
The first China balloon shot down over the Atlantic was manufactured to get public acceptance to start shooting down actual alien UFOs that have been spotted for a while now.
err has issued a correction as of 05:53 on Feb 12, 2023 |
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 05:50
|
|
|
rogue weather monitor humiliates the west, who respond by turning the radars to 11 and intercepting flights of geese, low pressure systems, and innocent von neumann probes
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 05:52
|
|
|
And after all, who cares about a few dead fish in New Palestine, Ohio?
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 05:55
|
|
`
|
kinda sucks that despite the enormous improbability, literal space magic isn’t going to save us.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 05:55
|
|
|
Speak for your self, i'm already on the way to beatle juice 3
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 05:57
|
|
|
just drop a weighted net on the balloon bringing it safely to earth where I will be awaiting its arrival, with a glass coffee table on which I will suplex the visitor through
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:02
|
|
|
What I really want to know is how an alien would respond to the crippler crossface
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:03
|
|
|
Basic Poster posted:kinda sucks that despite the enormous improbability, literal space magic isn’t going to save us. you make your own luck! mine is in the form of alien chili
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:04
|
|
|
more like joe bidet
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:16
|
|
|
Sleekly posted:you make your own luck! mine is in the form of alien chili i mean delicious chilli to share with them! not made of them!
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:17
|
|
|
Slavvy posted:What I really want to know is how an alien would respond to the crippler crossface All I know is Mankind is still the king.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:19
|
|
|
LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:Joe announced a no-fly zone: the continental United States and just like that he's become the most environmentally friendly us president in history
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:21
|
|
|
mars attacksing the rihanna halftime show
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:22
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/tomdelonge/status/1624594361060315136?s=46&t=1dq-zL8MBI4hYerlG40D_w
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:22
|
|
|
Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:and just like that he's become the most environmentally friendly us president in history What about
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:23
|
|
|
dads friend steve posted:joe Biden made everyone turn off all the filters on our radars so now we’re seeing all the trash up there It's like the non-maritime version of The Great Pacific Garbage Patch but in the skies micro plastics in cylindrical shapes.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:23
|
|
|
Perhaps the microplastics are congealing in our acrid skies and forming the balloons?
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:26
|
|
|
The Demilich posted:What about it is, of course, unfortunate. but i think it's still possible he might be able to get rid of ohio before the end of his term
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:29
|
|
|
The Demilich posted:Perhaps the microplastics are congealing in our acrid skies and forming the balloons? aerogels formed at high altitude due to some obscure industrial process that is 0.0001% more expensive than another process but instead of banning that we spend millions per year shooting them down
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:30
|
|
|
dads friend steve posted:I may not like it but this is what peak national air defense looks like
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:35
|
|
|
kinda hope aliens interrupt everything about normal life tomorrow and a million fat schlubs go "AWW, MAN! THE BIG GAME!"
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:45
|
|
|
Animal-Mother posted:kinda hope aliens interrupt everything about normal life tomorrow and a million fat schlubs go "AWW, MAN! THE BIG GAME!"
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:54
|
|
|
Animal-Mother posted:kinda hope aliens interrupt everything about normal life tomorrow and a million fat schlubs go "AWW, MAN! THE BIG GAME!"
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 06:56
|
|
|
TheLemonOfIchabod posted:mars attacksing the rihanna halftime show https://i.imgur.com/uTFPAg6.mp4
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 07:00
|
|
|
Adult tic tacs will take their vengeance for the murder of the baby tic tac
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 07:12
|
|
|
some reporter supposedly has an inside source at DARPA. source says it's all Chinese "spy UAP" I still think it was Radar and J'rooti https://twitter.com/sethharpesq/status/1624650670350471170
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 07:15
|
|
|
underwater rear end pussy. just the wettest.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 07:16
|
|
|
Basic Poster posted:underwater rear end pussy. just the wettest. james cameron spotted
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 07:22
|
|
|
neutral milf hotel posted:some reporter supposedly has an inside source at DARPA. source says it's all Chinese "spy UAP" that's like 5 hours old, montana would've been the 4th and they cancelled it. ofc china will get the blame for all of them
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 07:23
|
|
|
some meteorology undergrad is crying their eyes out that their PHd project got blown out of the sky
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 07:23
|
|
|
LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:Joe announced a no-fly zone: the continental United States that was a great hotel in john wick
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 07:30
|
|
|
when no one dies, it's very funny how dumb and aggressive the usa is
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 07:32
|
|
|
Every country should screw with the US by releasing hundreds of high-altitude balloons with absolutely nothing attached to them. Let the government act like rabid dogs yapping at harmless balloons and blowing them up with $400,000 missiles.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 07:33
|
|
|
Oglethorpe posted:some meteorology undergrad is crying their eyes out that their PHd project got blown out of the sky tbh if my phd project made the war machine waste a million dollars worth of missiles my first reaction would be to go consult a doctor because ur supposed to do that if you have an erection longer than 4 hours
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 07:36
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 4, 2024 11:41 |
|
|
strange feelings re Daisy posted:Every country should screw with the US by releasing hundreds of high-altitude balloons with absolutely nothing attached to them. Let the government act like rabid dogs yapping at harmless balloons and blowing them up with $400,000 missiles. be the change you want to see in the world https://www.highaltitudescience.com/products/near-space-balloon-1200-g
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2023 07:40
|
|
