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Skios posted:A.F. Branco You can't hold back the cum that's comin'
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# ? Feb 11, 2023 15:27 |
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idonotlikepeas posted:Matt Davies Kellies Nomination: Worst Two Things Happened
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# ? Feb 11, 2023 16:19 |
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Skios posted:A.F. Branco Whats with all these filled condoms spilling over from Tijuana?
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# ? Feb 11, 2023 17:29 |
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Why would Chinese Nationals come through the Mexico border instead of just arriving on the west coast? I mean I know Branco is just being his usual horribly racist rear end in a top hat self, but I can't for the life of me understand the thought process here. People from China arrive on the west coast all the time, and if they want to be here illegally, they'll just overstay their visa.
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# ? Feb 11, 2023 18:18 |
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Dirk the Average posted:Why would Chinese Nationals come through the Mexico border instead of just arriving on the west coast? I mean I know Branco is just being his usual horribly racist rear end in a top hat self, but I can't for the life of me understand the thought process here. People from China arrive on the west coast all the time, and if they want to be here illegally, they'll just overstay their visa. That doesn't fit with the image they want to project about dusky hordes swarming the border in a literal invasion.
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# ? Feb 11, 2023 18:26 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Sunak’s troubles with the Tories’ toxic past – Liz Truss has made a comeback while the Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelenskiy, praised Boris Johnson on a trip to the UK" Telegraph: "Hunt told he must cut taxes as recession avoided by thinnest of margins" Independent: Tory deputy chair Lee Anderson clashes with BBC presenter over fake doorstep chat After Gustave Doré. The i paper: Times:
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Stultus Maximus posted:That doesn't fit with the image they want to project about dusky hordes swarming the border in a literal invasion. This. All non-white foreigners are scary and monstrous inhumans and they're all conspiring against us, which is why it's completely logical in Branco's mind to believe that the Chinese, the Mexicans and the Arabs would all invade from one spot.
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# ? Feb 11, 2023 19:19 |
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Also balloons come in via the US-mexico border, apparently
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# ? Feb 11, 2023 19:21 |
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Branco is also just breathtakingly stupid and probably doesn't actually know where the various Bad Countries are located.
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# ? Feb 11, 2023 19:24 |
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If they just released another balloon every time it looked like our press or Congress was about to do actual reporting or governance, it would probably cripple us as a nation. Would probably result in furiously incoherent comics including gas stoves keeping a balloon aloft but it keeps bumping up against the debt ceiling tho.
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# ? Feb 11, 2023 19:27 |
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No Blair Witch's Hat?
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# ? Feb 11, 2023 19:43 |
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Fister Roboto posted:Thought this was gonna be yet another "those dastardly Chinese are spying on us with tiktok!!!" Nah, it's their other go-to, "But what about big tech" (cus big tech is a liberal enclave, you see)
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# ? Feb 11, 2023 22:12 |
What power specifically are politicians gaining from dealing with COVID that conservative politicians aren't gaining more of by opposing every mitigation effort? It's just the power to... Suggest people wear a mask, but only if they want to. Goddamn that's scary stuff, rise of totalitarianism here. Edit: typo Adenoid Dan fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Feb 11, 2023 |
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# ? Feb 11, 2023 22:26 |
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If we'd just ignored covid and done nothing about it it would have been over ages ago!
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# ? Feb 11, 2023 23:01 |
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The fish is hovering above water, so I guess it means Atlanta is the only one with a chance to catch it
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# ? Feb 11, 2023 23:11 |
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Skios posted:John Deering Oh no, not the MEIDCARE!
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 01:05 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:If we'd just ignored covid and done nothing about it it would have been over ages ago! Just ignoring COVID and doing nothing is exactly what the US government is doing now, I don't know how they could possibly ignore it harder. Like, the anti-mask people won and exactly what they wanted to happen has happened but they're still complaining about it.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 02:38 |
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Clay Bennett Jeff Danziger Lisa Benson Lee Judge Mike Smith Kirk Walters John Branch Jimmy Margulies David M. Hitch Darrin Bell Mike Peters
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 03:08 |
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idonotlikepeas posted:Lisa Benson Isn't the bulk of California's electric problems the result of basically privatizing the utility? Funny how conservatives blame everything on "green policies" when it was the "free market" that hosed up by having the natural monopoly electric utility funnel all their cash into dividends for shareholders instead of building or maintaining the grid.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 03:31 |
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idonotlikepeas posted:
AGC
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 03:51 |
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Indiana_Krom posted:Isn't the bulk of California's electric problems the result of basically privatizing the utility? The short answer is yes. The long answer is gently caress yes.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 05:21 |
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I believe California has a single power company as a monopoly running stuff, and that has gone so well that one of their court cases required them to take out a full page ad apologizing to the people for what they did.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 05:59 |
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Like, the anti-mask people won and exactly what they wanted to happen has happened but they're still complaining about it. idonotlikepeas posted:Lisa Benson
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 06:38 |
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And what was the purpose of the perfidious democrats having people wear masks forever for no reason?
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 06:40 |
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I AM GRANDO posted:And what was the purpose of the perfidious democrats having people wear masks forever for no reason? It was training. See, first they condition us to wear the masks, and that makes us docile and obedient and then we will obey any future commands since we've already been trained to do what we're told.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 06:55 |
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I AM GRANDO posted:And what was the purpose of the perfidious democrats having people wear masks forever for no reason? Depends on the level of crazy you're talking to. More mainstream right wingers will say that the Dems were just doing it to get off on seeing that they had power over people, just doing it because they could and they liked seeing people "enslaved." Some of them also believe that it was a trial balloon the Dems were using to see how much they could get away with, like if the people had stood up for their freedoms and said "No more masks!" the Dems would've gone "Whoa okay they aren't listening, guess we need to rethink this taking over America stuff." But since people went along with it the Dems are now going "Okay now let's take away even more rights and liberties since they're clearly fine with it!" The real crazies like Ben Garrison think that wearing masks cuts off oxygen to your brain, killing brain cells and making people dumber and more susceptible to being controlled.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 06:58 |
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I love that specific brand of crazy because it presupposes that oxygen molecules are these big ol’ chonky things that would be just bouncing off the mask like ping pong balls. You can also tell they haven’t thought this through if they have curtains.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 07:51 |
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Xiahou Dun posted:I love that specific brand of crazy because it presupposes that oxygen molecules are these big ol’ chonky things that would be just bouncing off the mask like ping pong balls. Are there curtains in your house?
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 07:54 |
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Pants Donkey posted:I believe California has a single power company as a monopoly running stuff, and that has gone so well that one of their court cases required them to take out a full page ad apologizing to the people for what they did. There's more than one power company in the state (though usually there's only one in a given region) and some areas still have municipally-owned power plants but this is pretty much correct. PG&E sucks rear end and should be nationalized.
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Twelve by Pies posted:The real crazies like Ben Garrison think that wearing masks cuts off oxygen to your brain, killing brain cells and making people dumber and more susceptible to being controlled. My 'favorite' crazies are the ones who told us that everyone who got vaccinated would be dead by the end of 2022 and, when people didn't die from the vaccine, they just acted like it was true anyway and didn't question it.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 15:21 |
Skios posted:
Blame yourself or god
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 15:22 |
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ZeeToo posted:My 'favorite' crazies are the ones who told us that everyone who got vaccinated would be dead by the end of 2022 and, when people didn't die from the vaccine, they just acted like it was true anyway and didn't question it. Plot twist. We're all dead and in hell. Rod Sterling enters the scene from stage left.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 15:26 |
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"We're all dead and in hell" is honestly a comforting thought. It all makes sense now.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 15:29 |
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Antigravitas posted:"We're all dead and in hell" is honestly a comforting thought. It all makes sense now. I prefer Jon Oliver's take is that we are not in hell. We are below hell and looking up at it right now.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 15:53 |
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Skios posted:A.F. Branco The wire coat hanger is famously a symbol for legal, safe abortions
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 16:00 |
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I mean, I agree that pregnancy centers shouldn't be defunded. They should be outlawed.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 16:04 |
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Skios posted:Michael Ramirez Kellies Nomination: Worst Label for that "We're on the Titanic?" speech bubble. Nenonen posted:The wire coat hanger is famously a symbol for legal, safe abortions To be fair, that kind of is the point. They're not allowed to admit that there's any single thing good about abortions. The conservative playbook says they're all dangerous baby murder procedures that can and will also hurt the mother and are all more barbaric than dentistry.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I mean, I agree that pregnancy centers shouldn't be defunded. Is "pregnancy center" a specific pro life thing? Huh, makes a little bit more sense now.
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