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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/JaneyGodley/status/1624329800193114113

:allears:

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Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Just a bunch of accessible lads in jeans sitting casually, nothing wrong there.

franco
Jan 3, 2003

History Comes Inside! posted:

I thought Bobby Davro was dead

If the man can survive this then he can survive anything. Oh Bobby!

happyhippy posted:

Davro is mostly an impressionist, just youtubed his latest stuff, hes not a gammon right winger as the rest I think.

Yeah so about that. Trigger warning for "hilarious" gay stereotypes, brown face, racist accents and The Krankies. B...but it was a different time!!

He was in the casino a few months back (in panto nearby) but sadly never gambled, just sat in the bar, so I didn't get to try out some of his comedy accents on him and get myself fired.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
:ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear: Is the van going to be OK?

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

Only Kindness posted:

:ohdear: :ohdear: :ohdear: Is the van going to be OK?

It's gone to a nice home in the country

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

fuctifino posted:

I think Lee Anderson is doing a good job at whipping up the fascists. He's just what the Tory party needs - a thick fuckwit who has no limits to how far he wants to take things:

https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/1624353463445385220

It's basically twitter soundbites that the ignorant are sadly going to lap up :(

Christ the sun really is barely a step above Spot the dog in terms of reading level.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Darth Walrus posted:

https://twitter.com/joinaunionpls/status/1624373863688568833?s=46&t=RmodAtMz20WYBXiiUE_evg

Just an ordinary working-class guy who'd had enough of all this political correctness.[/columnist]

Mark Collett: This Monkey Paw is great!
I've used it to make myself Important and Politically connected!
Now for my third wish!
I wish for the perfect girlfriend, a real-life version of the Nazi woman that Frank Millar put in most of his Batman stories!

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

just going through the tattoo artist portfolio and you come across the swastika titty

Tindalos
May 1, 2008

forkboy84 posted:

Ah, not the vial language

(why does anyone care about Jam Man's idiot brother?)

Maybe just overthinking, but I feel like it also comes under the whole genetic BS that helps prop up the monarchy.

A lot of people (such as the press) still feel like there's a genetic component to being "a good'un" or "a wrong'un." "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree," and all that. The royals have to be great because they're descended from royalty, we need to listen to the descendents of popular figures from the past because their grandparents were clever/funny/popular (and they agree with me).

So the Daily Mail publishes headlines about how Ed Miliband's dad was "The Man who hated Britain," and the media in general turns its eye towards Piers Corbyn... because if he's a wrong'un then wouldn't that suggest that the rest of his family also are wrong'uns?

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Jel Shaker posted:

just going through the tattoo artist portfolio and you come across the swastika titty

Mark Collett isn't doing that anymore.

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"

The Question IRL posted:

Mark Collett isn't doing that anymore.

:golfclap:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
So we have established that the police didn't fake a right wing riot and burning of their van?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

NotJustANumber99 posted:

So we have established that the police didn't fake a right wing riot and burning of their van?

They probably didn't set it up. But it remains a remarkable coincidence that left wing protests are always heavily policed but when the fash hit the streets half the force has taken the night off. I guess they had somewhere else to be.

Mebh
May 10, 2010


Tindalos posted:

Maybe just overthinking, but I feel like it also comes under the whole genetic BS that helps prop up the monarchy.

A lot of people (such as the press) still feel like there's a genetic component to being "a good'un" or "a wrong'un." "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree," and all that. The royals have to be great because they're descended from royalty, we need to listen to the descendents of popular figures from the past because their grandparents were clever/funny/popular (and they agree with me).

So the Daily Mail publishes headlines about how Ed Miliband's dad was "The Man who hated Britain," and the media in general turns its eye towards Piers Corbyn... because if he's a wrong'un then wouldn't that suggest that the rest of his family also are wrong'uns?

100 percent this.

I've mentioned it before but the guy who did a load of the woodworking on my house is a "nice bloke" with some shiiiiiit conflicting opinions.

The most :psyboom: of which was after ranting about his own brother being a waste of space who can't manage his money on and off all week, then sidled up to me and said without a trace of irony "I'm just glad we dodged a bullet with Corbyn, I can't loving stand him" "Oh? Why's that then?" "Have you seen his brother? Absolute lunatic"

He then went on a bit of a ramble about refugees from different conflicting religious or ethnic groups intentionally being put in the same street accommodations so they'd cause trouble and have the police crack down on them (which does sound like something we'd do) to how all the dangerous drivers in Sheffield are drug addicts, to how he's funding a charitable organisation for poor children with epilepsy and how he's helping a teach disabled black kids to read on his weekend.

loving whiplash.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/WotsukLuap/status/1624714416364068864?t=BJgxZbRlrWAeWJW_1FS06g&s=19

Would love to see the minutes of this meeting

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Mebh posted:

100 percent this.

I've mentioned it before but the guy who did a load of the woodworking on my house is a "nice bloke" with some shiiiiiit conflicting opinions.
....
loving whiplash.

I know so many people like this - if you ask their personal opinions they come out with Good Stuff, and they are empathetic, accepting, curious and tolerant of people in their social circle, their community, their workplace and so on, and they often do Good Stuff in their community or with volunteer stuff.

But their views on a national/international/ideological scale are straight from the tabloids.

I can only assume these people can/do compartmentalise things to completely separate spheres - what they directly know and experience versus what they see on the news/read on Facebook.

And yes, Tindalos' point about our obsession with heredity is spot on. It manifests itself in so many areas and ways once you start looking for it.

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
Love to have a labour party for which union solidarity is borderline for shadow cabinet positions, but secret Brexit meetings with Tories in fancy old houses is just sensible. I bet they all felt very cool going up there.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Mark's DM's are wide open

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I get the distinct impression that a lot of people have their actual field of experience, people they see and know, which they generally behave normally towards, but are then convinced that everything outside that is a howling wasteland of demons and cannibals.

And also there are specific instances where things right in front of their eyes are relegated to the outer category, such as homeless people who are all secretly living in mansions and making millions a year.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

This is an actual quote and not an onion article:

"A year since the Daily Mirror dubbed the 56-year-old MP the “worst man in Britain” after attacking England’s footballers for “taking the knee,” some residents retain faith in their MP, lauding his knack for telling it like it is. Some, in fact, believe he is not forthright enough.

“He’s on the right track if you ask me, but instead of the death penalty I’d go for a little bit of torture every week, teach them a lesson. It’s too easy to execute,” said a shopper outside the library who didn’t want to be named."

Just a wee bit of waterboarding to start your day

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Diet Crack posted:

This is an actual quote and not an onion article:

"A year since the Daily Mirror dubbed the 56-year-old MP the “worst man in Britain” after attacking England’s footballers for “taking the knee,” some residents retain faith in their MP, lauding his knack for telling it like it is. Some, in fact, believe he is not forthright enough.

“He’s on the right track if you ask me, but instead of the death penalty I’d go for a little bit of torture every week, teach them a lesson. It’s too easy to execute,” said a shopper outside the library who didn’t want to be named."

Just a wee bit of waterboarding to start your day

Great now I'm worried that I lathe of heaven'd this into existence by suggesting that people don't suggest torture prison instead of execution.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Lilico is on absolutely superb form this morning

https://twitter.com/andrew_lilico/status/1624733818253979649?s=46&t=Z3jiPZ7ANT88u7Sv6VOCVg

https://twitter.com/andrew_lilico/status/1624732389262983168?s=46&t=Z3jiPZ7ANT88u7Sv6VOCVg

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
re torture guy, I think they were probably doing little a trolling, but who even knows in whatever year this is

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

It's the place that voted Lee Anderson in, so anything's possible.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Coming over here
Doing are jobs we don't want
Because we are cunts

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Greg Hands isn't much more intelligent than 30p Lee imo

https://twitter.com/GregHands/status/1624743070444011527

...something...something....something...levelling up cash to tory areas.... etc

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
We should torture them.
Make them watch Britain's Got Talent

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

institute the purge , just with a grey miserable british tinge

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/coldwarsteve/status/1624447978554507266

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016



https://www.cleanandpuresoap.co.uk/

smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Feb 12, 2023

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Tempted to ask if it's kosher but worried I'll find out that handcrafted soap is the actual answer to the "what if the Jewish taboo against child sacrifice had never arisen" thunkpiece.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Guavanaut posted:

Tempted to ask if it's kosher but worried I'll find out that handcrafted soap is the actual answer to the "what if the Jewish taboo against child sacrifice had never arisen" thunkpiece.

Lmao. Don’t give loving Lilico ideas. Although he currently still seems distracted by his dark thoughts of grappling with swine

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Tricky to see how useful this guillotine is going to be without a death penalty.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

There’s a lot going on here..

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

smellmycheese posted:

There’s a lot going on here..



ah, english green party manfiesto

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

smellmycheese posted:

There’s a lot going on here..



Lots of (white) children

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Sort of grim to build your white utopia park directly on top of a mass grave but sure.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

stev posted:

Sort of grim to build your white utopia park directly on top of a mass grave but sure.

I dine on pickled eggs upon the graves of the woke

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BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

smellmycheese posted:

There’s a lot going on here..



So, going by the stratigraphy on display, there was time when the spectacle-having, sweater-wearing, syringe-wielding Global Scumbags were all suddenly killed while gathered in a single time and place (or they were all dumped in a mass grave), then there was a sudden and major shift in geological conditions, land usage and/climate to produce a different, more recent layer where facemasks, smartphones, lockdown orders and The Telegraph (?) were all disposed of. This then swiftly led to the fascist paradise of all-white families frolicking above the unmarked, unmemorialised killing grounds, surrounded by Happy Farmers and Shrinking Cities.

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