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Jon Irenicus posted:also THEY ARE GAINING SIDES An octagonal prism viewed from the side looks like a cylinder So they were always octagonal and always will be and if you're not down with that you can gently caress off
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:29 |
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Egg Moron posted:poo poo the size of small cars is just blowing around up there? Yeah I don't buy this angle, I've been on plenty of flights in my life and always opt for the window seat whenever possible and I don't ever see anything up there (that shouldn't have been up there, anyway) much alone something the size of a car or 3 buses or whatever. But now the skies are stuffed to the brim with gigantic flying trash?
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:31 |
PokeJoe posted:Sir another Coleman has hit the freedom tower
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:33 |
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:33 |
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last time i checked, "sky trash" usually becomes "ground trash" in short order, with little f-22 intervention required
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:33 |
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"Stuffed to the brim" is relative. The sky is a big place and they're picking up objects in areas covering multiple states
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:34 |
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Yeah uh, what the gently caress is "sky trash"? People keep using "sky trash" like it's a common everyday thing to see car-sized objects floating in the loving skies over North America like that's a common occurrence!!! What in the loving gently caress?
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:35 |
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drat imagine some poor bear getting bonked on the head with a piece of debris
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:35 |
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Egg Moron posted:An octagonal prism viewed from the side looks like a cylinder sorry this is now an abstract JRPG apocalypse
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:last time i checked, "sky trash" usually becomes "ground trash" in short order, with little f-22 intervention required Al! posted:the f-22 "janitor"
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:35 |
SKULL.GIF posted:So the last time we had the military involved with "unusual activity" above the Great Lakes, a pilot and his plane straight up vanished: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felix_Moncla I am very behind in this thread right now but I wanted to point out that the great lakes region, for whatever reason, is the #1 hotspot for black triangle UFOs. I've noticed this pattern over the years. It ranks up there with Catalina island IMO. No idea what to make of it.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:36 |
What even is happening anymore Why won't they tell us what the gently caress is going on
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:37 |
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This whole thread rn https://youtu.be/Qssvnjj5Moo
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:37 |
The thing that boggles me is: Scenario 1: commie spy balloon It's a major threat to ~our way of life,~ these were previously undetected because of filters They incompetently left the filters on for years Scenario 2: sky trash Meaningless garbage apparently just floats all over the place all the time They incompetently spent millions blowing up plastic Scenario 3: 🛸 What the gently caress!? Doesn't seem wise no matter what lol not a great look
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:39 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:The thing that boggles me is: yeah its p cool!
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:41 |
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https://twitter.com/krassenstein/status/1624872069816016896
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:42 |
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Americans shoot at garbage all the drat time nbd
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:42 |
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its whatever you think is the dumbest thing to happen is
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:42 |
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https://twitter.com/laraseligman/status/1624901585917575169?s=20&t=gjUzFzvz9B4nQEG-AO6yfg
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:42 |
If sky trash is real and dangerous how come it isn't getting sucked into jet engines and crashing helicopters all the time??
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:44 |
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this one time my dad insisted on grilling even though tgere was a pretty heavy thunderstorm and when he got the cover off the wind picked it up and blew it away forever. anyway i hope an f22 brings that fucker to justice
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:45 |
Egg Moron posted:Americans shoot at garbage all the drat time nbd don't call school children garbage
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:45 |
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lol, lmao https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1624900629511434240 eh tweet deleted but a military guy worrying that they are gonna get too bloodthirsty for balloons and do another iran airlines 655 but over the us this time
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:46 |
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Jon Irenicus posted:sorry this is now an abstract JRPG apocalypse
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SniperWoreConverse posted:If sky trash is real and dangerous how come it isn't getting sucked into jet engines and crashing helicopters all the time?? If it's real how come I've never seen any across forty years of life?
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:46 |
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https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1624901547669786624 https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1624901405168267265
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:46 |
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Kobe was the first casualty in the USA vs Sky trash wars
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:46 |
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According to my studies, trash has existed for far longer than a week ago and yet.... and yet, f22s never shot them down
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mycomancy posted:If it's real how come I've never seen any across forty years of life? Today is the day the trash rose up for vengeance
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:49 |
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Bullfrog posted:According to my studies, trash has existed for far longer than a week ago and yet.... and yet, f22s never shot them down yeah but it wasn't until a week ago that Blinken was pooping his pants about meeting Xi and Biden had to come up with an excuse to get him out of it and republicans made a stink about it
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:50 |
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To be fair it would be pretty difficult to fly across much of the US without flying in proximity to sensitive military sites. They are literally everywhere.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:51 |
Mola Yam posted:i want it to be flying saucers but it's just sky junk and america is stupid and insane and just yosemite sam shooting into the air because they're embarassed about the big chinese balloons the other week
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:53 |
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i mean if these are aliens or transdimensional angels why have they suddenly become such bad pilots as to lose 4+ craft in a week? this is warmongering bullshit. the first balloon opened the door to a great opportunity to get everyone whipped up about china.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:53 |
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It's sky trash. You don't need a lot of it when the chinese balloon made every air defense radar operator freak out and turn off the (very sensible) filters on their rig, they're going to find some weird poo poo when they're searching the entire north american airspace. You know the real proof it wasn't aliens, though? Every time we've tried to shoot down aliens, it hasn't loving worked. Here's what happens when you try to shoot down actual UFOs: Comandante Oscar Santa Maria Huertas (Ret.), Peruvian Air Force posted:On April 11, 1980 at 7:15 a.m., a Friday morning, I was stationed at the La Joya Air Force Base in the Arequipa region of Peru. [...] General Parviz Jafari (Ret.), Iranian Air Force posted:[This account takes place on the evening of September 18, 1976
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:53 |
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Sleekly posted:https://twitter.com/laraseligman/status/1624901585917575169?s=20&t=gjUzFzvz9B4nQEG-AO6yfg There are sensitive DOD sites literally everywhere though.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:56 |
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I really love this bit, in particular:General Parviz Jafari (Ret.), Iranian Air Force posted:During this, an American colonel, Olin Mooy, a U.S. Air Force officer with the U.S. Military Advisory and Assistance Group posted in Tehran, sat to my left, and he was turning pages over on his clipboard and taking notes. When I explained how I couldn't fire the missile because my panel went out, even though I tried, he said, "You're lucky you couldn't fire." Afterward, I wanted to talk to him, and ask if this kind of thin had been seen before, and I had other questions. I looked for him, but he was nowhere to be found.
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:57 |
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https://twitter.com/GoodyearBlimp/status/1624896492841451521
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# ? Feb 12, 2023 23:58 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 13:27 |
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anyway how long until they accidentally shoot down a passenger plane after confusing it for a balloon/UFO/whatever
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