Super Bowl LVII GDT

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Argus Zant: Nov 18, 2012; Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

remember when they killed that supid loving peanut and we all thought that was the dumbest loving thing you could do with a commercial mascot

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Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

This field needs to be burned down

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Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Would not trust kicking a FG to win a game in these conditions

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

I. M. Gei posted:

I sucked a binky until I was 9 years old.

That's my binky story.

are you british

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marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Ice football

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

the defense is putrid

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Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

I. M. Gei posted:

I sucked a binky until I was 9 years old.

That's my binky story.

quiggy posted:

continue posting about this

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

now the booth is starting to poo poo on the field.

# ? Feb 13, 2023 03:24

soggybagel: Aug 6, 2006; The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

A one legged Mahomes is still a Top 3 QB and that's just not fair

A hobbled Mahomes is 19 times faster than a fully healthy Kirk Cousins

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Slip �n� Slide Football

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Strong Sauce posted:

did the kicker just slip?

he did

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FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

garbage rear end field :stare:

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weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Bip Roberts posted:

They sell it in a bag

Every one of us in 1999 who played dnd had one of our uncles crown royal bags for dice

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The337th: Mar 30, 2011

criminal negligence rear end field

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

I. M. Gei posted:

I sucked a binky until I was 9 years old.

That's my binky story.

My sister sucked her thumb until she was like 11 and it caused her teeth to all bend outwards so she needed braces

# ? Feb 13, 2023 03:25

Rabid Snake: Aug 6, 2004

I. M. Gei posted:

I sucked a binky until I was 9 years old.

That's my binky story.

You mean 9 months� right

# ? Feb 13, 2023 03:25

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

quiggy posted:

id watch it if gilbert gottfried did it (rip)

Gilbert just repeating Ice T's bit during the uh... Hugh Hefner? roast was pretty funny.

# ? Feb 13, 2023 03:25

Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

yup the kicker slipped

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Kyler Murray has cursed this field, but he doesn't care about this game because he's off playing CoD

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I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Finger Prince posted:

I ain't your buddy, guy!

I'M NOT YOUR GUY, FRIEND

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whos that broooown: Dec 10, 2009; 2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

General Dog posted:

Dave Grohl looks like he needs to cut back on the Crown

He looks fine for 54 :shrug:

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GaiaShell: Mar 11, 2002

weekly font posted:

Every one of us in 1999 who played dnd had one of our uncles crown royal bags for dice

meanwhile the rest of us kept our weed in it

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

absolutely disgustingly bad defense

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The Little Kielbasa: Mar 29, 2001; and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

SourKraut posted:

Especially since the Chiefs posters seem cool in general while the Eagles posters seem like smug assholes.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Feb 13, 2023 03:25

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Has this been posted yet?

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35625308/super-bowl-2023-experimental-grass

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Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

distracted by the 9 year old sucking on a binky

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Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Takes No Damage posted:

now the booth is starting to poo poo on the field.

They�ve been at it all game, it rules

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Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

This Eagles defense is fuckin depressing

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General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

I remember when Trent Lott got in trouble for saying Mr. Peanut would�ve fixed a lot of problems as President

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/mattbinder/status/1624957519360671746?s=46&t=QGT0pEXDFemrSdn_Yv71Zw

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sd6: Jan 14, 2008; This has all been posted before, and it will all be posted again

Don't binkshame please

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Mantis42: Jul 26, 2010

this is a good run so far

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The337th: Mar 30, 2011

gonna be some poo poo when a crucial 4th quarter play flips the fate of the game when someone slips

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

pacheco is going to get mvp

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.