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LuckyCat posted:Stop getting my hopes up that we may finally aliens You mean they finally can't keep a lid on it anymore 🕴
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Aliens, on this day, this day of our American Super Bowl
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Feb 13, 2023 02:58
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Aliens invade the Super Bowl prop bet live
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Feb 13, 2023 03:02
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The UFOs are mad that Tom Brady isn't in the big sports bowl
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Feb 13, 2023 03:05
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Charlz Guybon posted:It's incursions from an alternate Earth where the Assyrian Empire never fell and eventually conquered the world. it's the Tartarian empire coming back for revenge in the name of elaborate architectural taste: https://www.reddit.com/r/tartarianarchitecture/
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Feb 13, 2023 03:08
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RIP humans probably https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1624734766057803776 https://twitter.com/HidenOta/status/1624774145220423680
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Feb 13, 2023 03:26
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MarcusSA posted:RIP humans probably Nah, I've played X-COM once we get a few levels the average human soldier is waaaay stronger than a muton.
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Feb 13, 2023 03:47
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Lol if you don’t realize these literal birthday balloons are a distraction from the student debt rugpull rigamarole and “the gameless wonder” Xbox series X
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Feb 13, 2023 03:50
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you’re a distraction biznortch
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Feb 13, 2023 03:54
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Loads of mothmans are being shot down lately. https://twitter.com/Valdevia_Art/status/1624830699495899137 That's why nobody can give a good description of what they look like or how they fly. Everybody is just too embarrassed to explain what they really saw.
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Feb 13, 2023 04:04
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Just saw the Super Bowl ad - it's all just viral marketing for U2 doing shows in Vegas or something. 
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Feb 13, 2023 04:08
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If they can shoot it down it's not from outer space. So it's a dimensional sliders type situation or a secret civilization under the ocean or underground. I wish there was some way to know which it is.
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Feb 13, 2023 04:11
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The distractions are a distraction from the distraction. Support Schwa
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Feb 13, 2023 04:12
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If sliders is real I hope they take me to the big bazonga reality
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Feb 13, 2023 04:13
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PokeJoe posted:If sliders is real I hope they take me to the big bazonga reality It'll be the one where vampires are real and Hyde from That 70s Show is like King Vampire and has an electric guitar that shoots lasers. But Tommy Chong is a vampire hunter, so who can say if it's good or bad.
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Feb 13, 2023 04:17
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I can say, but it depends on the size of the bazongas in said dimension
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Feb 13, 2023 04:24
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There was an actual meteorite that fell between England and France just a little while ago. https://twitter.com/KadeFlowers/status/1624967147708420103
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Feb 13, 2023 04:27
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Dehry posted:There was an actual meteorite that fell between England and France just a little while ago. yea it was a 1m asteroid, there are a lot of great shots because it had been tracked and people knew roughly when/where it was going to hit a few weeks ago i opened my door and saw a huge bright green fireball falling into the mountains. i live in LA but it was visible as far as arizona. i wish i'd known in advance in order to film it it was really cool looking
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Feb 13, 2023 04:35
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how do I tell the aliens I want to defect and betray humanity?
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Traxis posted:how do I tell the aliens I want to defect and betray humanity? expose your bare rear end to the sky. point it up real good until you make contact.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:expose your bare rear end to the sky. point it up real good until you make contact. No no, they wanted to show that they will defect, not that they have a defect.
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Feb 13, 2023 05:35
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Feb 13, 2023 05:52
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ARE SKIES
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Aliens can LOVe airspace restrictions or LEAVE it
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Are we conquered yet?
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Funky See Funky Do posted:If they can shoot it down it's not from outer space. So it's a dimensional sliders type situation or a secret civilization under the ocean or underground. I wish there was some way to know which it is. It couls just be poor alien grad students throwing together drone probes with the stuff they can buy from the junkyard and alien e-bay.
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Feb 13, 2023 09:21
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To travel any significant distance through space a ship has to be impervious to micro-meteors. A micro-meteor travels at about 10km/s and the ship is travelling at whatever % of the speed of light to make the trip happen in a timely manner. Anything we could shoot out of the sky didn't travel here from another planet. I guess it could be a probe or something that came from the inside of the ship.
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Feb 13, 2023 09:36
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aliens definitely exist somewhere out there, but we will never ever meet them. and that makes me sad.
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Feb 13, 2023 09:40
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Aliens up there a throwing random garbage out of their ships laughing at us all “lol they’re still using fossil fuel powered machines launching chemical reaction explosives! Dump another one out, c’mere guys you gotta see this!”
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Feb 13, 2023 09:44
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Funky See Funky Do posted:To travel any significant distance through space a ship has to be impervious to micro-meteors. A micro-meteor travels at about 10km/s and the ship is travelling at whatever % of the speed of light to make the trip happen in a timely manner. Anything we could shoot out of the sky didn't travel here from another planet. Shut up nerd. No one cares.
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Feb 13, 2023 09:58
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Sorry everyone, turns out there are no aliens. Just a marketing stunt for the hot new version of Bloons Tower Defense.
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Feb 13, 2023 10:00
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Mulaney Power Move posted:expose your bare rear end to the sky. point it up real good until you make contact. Kirk Johnson, first contact specialist
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McSpanky posted:Kirk Johnson, first contact specialist More like fist contact, iykwim 
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Funky See Funky Do posted:To travel any significant distance through space a ship has to be impervious to micro-meteors. A micro-meteor travels at about 10km/s and the ship is travelling at whatever % of the speed of light to make the trip happen in a timely manner. Anything we could shoot out of the sky didn't travel here from another planet. Nah, they have deflector shields for FTL flight and getting dinged with a sidewinder missile is the equivalent of the slow blade penetrating the shield
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McSpanky posted:Kirk Johnson, first contact specialist Imagine setting up a first contact meeting with beings from another planet, and sending out a guy to pull his butthole wider than anyone else on earth as our first impression
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Tighclops posted:Nah, they have deflector shields for FTL flight and getting dinged with a sidewinder missile is the equivalent of the slow blade penetrating the shield oooh like when you mix cornflour and water together that's so smart of them
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Feb 14, 2023 02:58
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Buce posted:aliens definitely exist somewhere out there, but we will never ever meet them. and that makes me sad. Doesn't make me sad, I'm grateful. We are the most embarrassing animals I can imagine, I would never ever want to introduce earthlings to anyone else. Our greatest contribution to the galactic community is our absence.
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Feb 14, 2023 04:20
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Lt. Cock posted:Imagine setting up a first contact meeting with beings from another planet, and sending out a guy to pull his butthole wider than anyone else on earth as our first impression Sure it sounds gross but the anus speakers from Butthole Prime appreciate our attempts to communicate with their native tongue.
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Khanstant posted:Doesn't make me sad, I'm grateful. We are the most embarrassing animals I can imagine, I would never ever want to introduce earthlings to anyone else. Our greatest contribution to the galactic community is our absence. https://celeryman.alexmeub.com/
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DickParasite posted:Sure it sounds gross but the anus speakers from Butthole Prime appreciate our attempts to communicate with their native tongue. https://youtu.be/QWjrBuptFtM
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