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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Kull the Conqueror posted:

I don’t care for the Kelces

It's probably self-hatred you're actually feeling

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I like the Kelces and wish Travis was on a different team.

Jason is much funnier tho

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


Kull the Conqueror posted:

I don’t care for the Kelces

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Kull the Conqueror posted:

I don’t care for the Kelces

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

I don't care much for Derek Wolfe on the radio. His mountain lion story is the most interesting thing he's talked about and he's used that story to catapult himself into the right-wing grifterverse.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Kelce throwing his towel like a flag at a ref who made a bad call is an all-timer

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Strobe posted:

Kelce throwing his towel like a flag at a ref who made a bad call is an all-timer

He got ejected and I remember all the hot takes on my FB talking about how he needed to get cut and was a total cancer for the team.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Yeah Kelce was a real hothead in his first 2 or 3 years

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Kelce is like having a border collie as a pet. He has to have jobs and the ability to roam free and funnel his energy or he'll eat your kitchen.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I HIGHLY recommend the New Heights podcast this week. Special guest are Mom and Dad Kelce. It's loving hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB-DIJjHxus

SalTheBard fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Feb 6, 2023

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Just realized that if KC wins, Melvin Gordon gets a ring. gently caress this timeline

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I forgot about that guy. I've heard absolutely zero about him since he signed.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

kiimo posted:

I forgot about that guy. I've heard absolutely zero about him since he signed.

He hasn't left the practice squad. He can't beat RoJo for a roster spot.

He's cooked.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I guess there's one RB I'd less like to see active than CEH on the roster at least.

e: remember when before he was drafted Gordon was supposed to be Jamaal Charles 2.0? Whew, life takes you some places.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Feb 6, 2023

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I wish that Jamaal Charles could've played with a Mahomes team. I can't even imagine how insane a Charles / Kelce / Hill / Mahomes team would be.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

SalTheBard posted:

I wish that Jamaal Charles could've played with a Mahomes team. I can't even imagine how insane a Charles / Kelce / Hill / Mahomes team would be.

https://fb.watch/ixfcb3vJlT/

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



a neat cape posted:

Just realized that if KC wins, Melvin Gordon gets a ring. gently caress this timeline

This is the most cursed thing I have ever read.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Justyn Ross would have a college national championship and an NFL championship which is more than teammate Tee Higgins can say


knock on wood

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

That's so cool! Thank you for sharing that

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I'm happy for all the Chiefs fans here btw.

You guys are cool

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

The bar of Chiefs posters here is pretty good since PB virtued himself away. The worst poster has to be me now.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

a neat cape posted:

I'm happy for all the Chiefs fans here btw.

You guys are cool

It sucks when your team is bad. I'm thankful for the good times knowing full well it won't last forever. Kelce will retire, Mahomes will retire, Reid will retire, they will go back to being a bad to mediocre team and we will all pine for the glory years

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

a neat cape posted:

I'm happy for all the Chiefs fans here btw.

You guys are cool

Ty ross

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

SalTheBard posted:

It sucks when your team is bad. I'm thankful for the good times knowing full well it won't last forever. Kelce will retire, Mahomes will retire, Reid will retire, they will go back to being a bad to mediocre team and we will all pine for the glory years

OK so when do the glory years happen

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

a neat cape posted:

OK so when do the glory years happen

You'll always have 1994! (skip the last game)

Looking it up the Chargers somehow had a better scoring offense than defense that year compared to the rest of the league with Stan Humphries running the show which is insane to me. Natrone Means and John Carney did some work I guess.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Grittybeard posted:

You'll always have 1994! (skip the last game)

Looking it up the Chargers somehow had a better scoring offense than defense that year compared to the rest of the league with Stan Humphries running the show which is insane to me. Natrone Means and John Carney did some work I guess.

Iirc the playoff run with that team was equally weird

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

a neat cape posted:

OK so when do the glory years happen

You had a hell of a stretch in the early 2000's, but sadly you just always had to deal with the Colts and Patriots :-/

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The Colts didn't concern me.

The Jets tho

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
Recalling how I said Russ wasn’t all he was cracked up to be as a charity guy a while back and a bunch of posters got pissed about it, and then he had a dog turd of a season and now all his bullshit got leaked (likely by his teammates lol)

Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Recalling how I said Russ wasn’t all he was cracked up to be as a charity guy a while back and a bunch of posters got pissed about it, and then he had a dog turd of a season and now all his bullshit got leaked (likely by his teammates lol)

gratz

Ort
Jul 3, 2005

Proud graduate of the Andy Reid coaching clinic.
All Chiefs were full practice the last two days, any predictions on how long the receivers last? I think we’re down to MVS by second quarter like last game.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Good luck Chiefs, you're gonna need it

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Recalling how I said Russ wasn’t all he was cracked up to be as a charity guy a while back and a bunch of posters got pissed about it, and then he had a dog turd of a season and now all his bullshit got leaked (likely by his teammates lol)

so proud of u

Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Good luck Chiefs, you're gonna need it

I'd be more worried if we were heavily favored.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I'm super nervous for the game tonight. Can't wait to watch it though

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

I want to be the first to poo poo on the party with Kansas City Chiefs*

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
And with that, the worst Broncos season ever is complete

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


happy that the very forced Andy Reid's Revenge narrative could succeed

can't wait to see what those Patriots-esque fan brains cook up next for some fake adversity

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Grats Chiefs fans

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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I picked Kadarius Toney to the chiefs in the 1st round of the goon draft a few years ago and knew he would eventually blow up in the playoffs what a sick punt return

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