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Rust Martialis posted:Mandoline 
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Feb 13, 2023 17:23
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When youre mandoline slicing nice thin layers of sweet potato and you're distracted by your dog and your thumb goes in and oh god there's blood everywhere now gently caress gently caress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDgOwX72fLI
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Feb 13, 2023 17:37
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That's amore
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Feb 13, 2023 17:38
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That is why for safety's sake you should put the potato in your bench vise and use your spud plane.
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Feb 13, 2023 17:43
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I'd love one of those massive bread-slicer machines they have in LIDL in my house.
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Feb 13, 2023 17:48
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Never use a mandoline without literal protective gloves, those things are infinitely scarier than anything else in the kitchen and they thirst for the blood of the innocent. And the guilty, for that matter.
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Feb 13, 2023 18:00
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pumpinglemma posted:Never use a mandoline without literal protective gloves, those things are infinitely scarier than anything else in the kitchen and they thirst for the blood of the innocent. And the guilty, for that matter. You're thrusting your hand TOWARDS the blade.... it's unnatural i tell you, a crime against god! 
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Feb 13, 2023 18:14
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https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1625181962863362060
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Feb 13, 2023 18:19
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I like that the headline itself just says "Queen" like they're just trying to subliminally acclimatise people to it
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Feb 13, 2023 18:23
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Failed Imagineer posted:I like that the headline itself just says "Queen" like they're just trying to subliminally acclimatise people to it There’s nothing subliminal about it. She’s “Queen”. Cheggers got his mum to sign the document like Alan Partridge getting the corpse to sign his contract
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Feb 13, 2023 18:44
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Had to look at the date because my brain refused to acknowledge Camilla as "The Queen" and thought Lizzy had died again
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Feb 13, 2023 18:46
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Liz will keep dying until the economy improves.
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Feb 13, 2023 18:50
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If you consort with the queen at this point you should expect to catch something.
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Feb 13, 2023 18:52
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Probably titles, I think that's how that works.
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Feb 13, 2023 18:58
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queen had two birthdays that means she has to die twice the maths backs me up
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Feb 13, 2023 19:04
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Hate to deflate (sorry) people's excitement, but there's a much more reasonable explanation for why so many flying things are getting shot down: The US let the first one fly coast to coast, they were watching it and figuring out how to identify and classify it the entire time, and now they know how to spot the others. The first one they shot down wasn't the first China sent by a long road. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x2cU-fNxpE
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Feb 13, 2023 19:07
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Mindestens neunundneunzig.
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Feb 13, 2023 19:11
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smellmycheese posted:There’s nothing subliminal about it. She’s “Queen”. Cheggers got his mum to sign the document like Alan Partridge getting the corpse to sign his contract I knows its the official style, but the royals were pretty upfront that they were going to gradually introduce the notion to a Diana-brained public
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Feb 13, 2023 19:17
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I'm no neurologist, but I doubt you can introduce any notions to a brain smeared around the inside of a Mercedes.
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Feb 13, 2023 19:20
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 Insufficiently nationalist, report for reeducation
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Feb 13, 2023 19:21
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Admittedly GSK and Astra Zeneca are different companies, but the market forces that affect them should be fairly similar, right? So it's quite interesting to compare this BBC article about how AZ are building their new factory in Dublin rather than Macclesfield definitely definitely because of the tax, definitely 100% just tax. Oh and also because of the NHS price controls. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-64596743 Meanwhile the chair of GSK is literally in the room for the secret cross party political summit about how Brexit's hosed everything: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/feb/11/revealed-secret-cross-party-summit-held-to-confront-failings-of-brexit It's going to be interesting to see how often other sectors where there's a profit squeeze try to repeat this line. Brexit being the elephant in the room that we don't mention, but nevertheless have to create space for by throwing out pay rises, regulation or taxation.
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Feb 13, 2023 19:22
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Edit: I need to read better.
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Feb 13, 2023 19:40
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they were calling it a “seasonal illness” earlier, which ironically is pretty accepting for covid just now being a background thing we all just have to get used to
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Feb 13, 2023 19:58
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Her Dryer posted:Had to look at the date because my brain refused to acknowledge Camilla as "The Queen" and thought Lizzy had died again She joined The Queen as the new lead singer but unfortunately she, Brian May and Roger Taylor all caught covid while practicing together.
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Feb 13, 2023 19:58
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Diet Crack posted:just lol, someone probably has a share in city office space that isn't being used. she's right, i loving love switching off from work by worrying that my poo poo northern rail train i paid out the arse for is going to be cancelled and getting real annoyed that even though i finished work at 5, i'm not going to be home until 7:30, then i can start doing all the house work and cook for myself. way better than just switching my lovely work laptop off at 5 and then switching off from work by not being on a poo poo train from home and getting home in a couple of hours and can do some cool poo poo like not work or use a train
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Feb 13, 2023 20:26
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Josuke Higashikata posted:she's right, The person writing this is a freelance hack, paid per word, working out of their living room or some dogshit latte shop. They probably visit The Grauniad office once a month at best
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Feb 13, 2023 20:32
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smellmycheese posted:dogshit latte
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Feb 13, 2023 20:34
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Josuke Higashikata posted:she's right, Did you know that you can only switch off at the end of the day aboard a crush loaded Pacer? It's a weird trick of human psychology (Hitachi hates it).
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Feb 13, 2023 20:43
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:Absolutely the best thing about WFH is the colleagues. 
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Feb 13, 2023 20:43
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I was not going to comment on manager baphomet but I am glad someone else noticed them.
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Feb 13, 2023 20:46
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GARDENING, SEX, CHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! LoL!!!!!!!!! RANdoM!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Feb 13, 2023 20:47
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Yes, it's a statue that belonged to my grandfather and my wife hates it. We call it the scary goat man.
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Feb 13, 2023 20:48
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Currently sitting in a plane about to take off from London to bring me back up to Scotland to attend a 3 hour meeting where I spoke for 15 minutes and presented 4 slides. WFH for life.
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Feb 13, 2023 20:48
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Endjinneer posted:Did you know that you can only switch off at the end of the day aboard a crush loaded Pacer? It's a weird trick of human psychology (Hitachi hates it). the train so good even iran ditched it before us Kin posted:Currently sitting in a plane about to take off from London to bring me back up to Scotland to attend a 3 hour meeting where I spoke for 15 minutes and presented 4 slides. my work has like 15 people coming to my office for a 4 hour social fun day (they're staying over the night before so hotel + train tix cost) next week. and the expenses for it are charged to tax payer money awful waste of money. Josuke Higashikata fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Feb 13, 2023 |
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Feb 13, 2023 20:50
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:Yes, it's a statue that belonged to my grandfather and my wife hates it. We call it the scary goat man. Would look perfect in this house 
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Feb 13, 2023 20:52
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:Yes, it's a statue that belonged to my grandfather and my wife hates it. We call it the scary goat man. Someday that statue is going to topple over and break, releasing your grandfather's soul which will possess a family member who tries to bring about his resurrection, probably involving a blood orgy ritual sacrifice.
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Feb 13, 2023 20:57
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Someday that statue is going to topple over and break, releasing your grandfather's soul which will possess a family member who tries to bring about his resurrection, probably involving a blood orgy ritual sacrifice. Our house has one of those 
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Feb 13, 2023 20:59
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That's proper british occultism though, got a christingle and everything.
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Feb 13, 2023 21:02
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OwlFancier posted:That's proper british occultism though, got a christingle and everything. Irish. That’s the Child of Prague. A must have for my Irish Catholic tradition loving wife https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infant_Jesus_of_Prague
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Feb 13, 2023 21:11
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smellmycheese posted:Irish. That’s the Child of Prague. A must have for my Catholic wife Also the christingle isn't british either and he's dressed very continental.
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Feb 13, 2023 21:12
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