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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Tulalip Tulips posted:

I'm just glad that the party I was at was entirely anti-Jesus commercial. Also very pro prime rib - I got to take a hunk home with me.

I'm hoping the Jesus commercial is the next version of those crypto commercials last year.

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I could never tell if those Jesus commercials were pro or anti death penalty. Jesus, do you want me to kill the guy or not???

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

a sexual elk posted:

My 2 year old still doesn’t have a SS number

Skwirl posted:

It's not required until they're 5 or 6, right?

Just to save you some time and make sure a CSR in your area only has to do this 999 times a day and not 1,000:

Your driver's license + either (certified immunization record for kid) or (certified medical record for kid)
Certified means signed or stamped by the place that issued it.

Yes, you can do it in the mail. If you send in a signed form SS-5 and your actual driver's license.
No, you can't order a kid's card online.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

seiferguy posted:

I'm gonna be making Drew Magary's chili for the super bowl. Went to my local butcher and got 2 pounds of 20% fat kobe beef that they grounded for me. I'm ready for this.

Catching up on the thread since I was at the Phoenix Open all weekend. I really hope you didn't splurge for kobe beef for a chili recipe...

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Dango Bango posted:

Catching up on the thread since I was at the Phoenix Open all weekend. I really hope you didn't splurge for kobe beef for a chili recipe...

Well, it was more of an accidental splurge. I went to my local butcher and asked for ground beef at 20% fat. They didn't have any readily available, so the guy said he would ground me some. He went back, came back and apparently it was kobe beef he ground. It was $10 a pound so gonna go out on a limb and say it wasn't even kobe-style. It was still good though.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

The commercials weren’t as weird as the 2022 blitz of crypto ads.

A lot of the ads this year were just kind of generic stuff. Like medicine are that felt more at place on TNT at 2pm on a Tuesday.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
You just know he is so mad about this

https://twitter.com/WPLGLocal10/status/1625140992306302976?t=pooVWqOmT_fBzPywMiX0pw&s=19

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Wasting money on somethin stupid and being bad at what he does are the most relatable things about Musk.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Quiet Feet posted:

Wasting money on somethin stupid and being bad at what he does are the most relatable things about Musk.

Also this

https://twitter.com/SaeedDiCaprio/status/1625157229539106819

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

philly bus drivers don’t want to show up today

https://twitter.com/septa_social/status/1625128594858029056?s=46&t=DwkGLDFiwXrcQfpquFYZ0Q

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Ornery and Hornery posted:

The commercials weren’t as weird as the 2022 blitz of crypto ads.

A lot of the ads this year were just kind of generic stuff. Like medicine are that felt more at place on TNT at 2pm on a Tuesday.

May have been just me but this year they seemed to go especially hard on the “hey, here’s a random callback and/or celebrity from 30 years ago”, like every single one was just a question of what dated reference or supposedly unexpected famous person was going to pop up.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Thaddius the Large posted:

May have been just me but this year they seemed to go especially hard on the “hey, here’s a random callback and/or celebrity from 30 years ago”, like every single one was just a question of what dated reference or supposedly unexpected famous person was going to pop up.

Yeah the commercials have been lazy for years now. I guess when you're already spending however many millions of dollars for a 30-second spot, tacking on like $500k for some actor/musician/whoever who was last relevant in 1989 and making that the big drat deal in your ad doesn't seem like a problem.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

seiferguy posted:

I could never tell if those Jesus commercials were pro or anti death penalty. Jesus, do you want me to kill the guy or not???

The death penalty kills innocent people every year but it also gives us the savior of all mankind so who can say if it’s bad or not

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

You just get to Heaven faster if you were innocent duh

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

seiferguy posted:

Well, it was more of an accidental splurge. I went to my local butcher and asked for ground beef at 20% fat. They didn't have any readily available, so the guy said he would ground me some. He went back, came back and apparently it was kobe beef he ground. It was $10 a pound so gonna go out on a limb and say it wasn't even kobe-style. It was still good though.

Ah that makes more sense then.

Thaddius the Large posted:

May have been just me but this year they seemed to go especially hard on the “hey, here’s a random callback and/or celebrity from 30 years ago”, like every single one was just a question of what dated reference or supposedly unexpected famous person was going to pop up.

Hey now I'm sure there's a reason for Keaton Batman to return :v:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1625144529136324610

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


Skin measured in loving microns

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
https://twitter.com/ben_kew/status/1625116538133946371?s=46&t=Bl7-HlVabjrx92WBzmvjrg


This is the worst video I have seen, and also unrelated I am looking up AR-15 prices again

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



At least that family can be confident they don't have a mouse problem.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Or a cat problem, or a chicken problem, or a small dog problem, etc.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

they're gonna have a weasel problem though

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Pron on VHS posted:

https://twitter.com/ben_kew/status/1625116538133946371?s=46&t=Bl7-HlVabjrx92WBzmvjrg


This is the worst video I have seen, and also unrelated I am looking up AR-15 prices again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KNbZBeB8us&t=10s

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Nothing a pet mongoose can’t fix

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYOA_ciyS6c

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!


When the Bears were in the Super Bowl in 2007, a bunch of friends and I were at a local bar watching the game, partaking in what I would call recreational drinking.

As the game quickly became a shitshow after Devin Hester taking the opening kickoff to the house, that "recreational drinking" quickly became a flat-out binge.

I'm guessing the bus drivers experienced a similar phenomenon.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/RepMTG/status/1624910190847094784

when you've lost even the crazies

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

It’s wild how little media coverage I’ve seen of this train situation.

Maybe because it’s optics are that senate attacked railroad labor and now poo poo has gone bad?

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007


Worst person you know dot jpeg

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Ornery and Hornery posted:

It’s wild how little media coverage I’ve seen of this train situation.

Maybe because it’s optics are that senate attacked railroad labor and now poo poo has gone bad?

Yep. Joe Brandon and dems were all to happy to step in and not listen to concerns about these exact kinds of safety issues. Media was of course all to happy to go along and cheerlead the leadership so no one wants to be accountable for loving around and finding out so fast.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/lawrence_wright/status/1625225014978002944

gotta admit, the final part of the tweet caught me completely off guard

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Need a bizarro version of hadusinthefirsthalf.gif

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


harperdc posted:

Worst person you know dot jpeg

Pretty much.

poo poo is hosed. Then again America has never given a poo poo about poisoning its people.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I'm figuring the train derailment in East Palestine, OH isn't being covered as much since the deaths aren't instantaneous. Since those being affected will die several years later it will fall out of the public consciousness in a week.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Android Apocalypse posted:

I'm figuring the train derailment in East Palestine, OH isn't being covered as much since the deaths aren't instantaneous. Since those being affected will die several years later it will fall out of the public consciousness in a week.

Yeah, its a much more obvious and understandable tragedy when 35K people are killed in an earthquake, a toxic chemical disaster that hasn't killed anyone yet in a rural area isn't gonna get the same level of attention

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Android Apocalypse posted:

I'm figuring the train derailment in East Palestine, OH isn't being covered as much since the deaths aren't instantaneous. Since those being affected will die several years later it will fall out of the public consciousness in a week.

Is Flint Michigan still hosed? Probably :bang:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

CannonFodder posted:

Is Flint Michigan still hosed?

Little ways away and unrelated to biohazards but Michigan State has an active shooter thing going on right now it seems.

https://twitter.com/msupolice/status/1625320537437118465

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Feb 14, 2023

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Better or worse than the Manas steak?

Also I made this cashew chicken recipe from Milk Street tonight and it hit that Chinese takeout itch that I can’t seem to scratch here. A Milk Street sub is well worth it if you like to cook imo

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Freaquency posted:

Better or worse than the Manas steak?

Also I made this cashew chicken recipe from Milk Street tonight and it hit that Chinese takeout itch that I can’t seem to scratch here. A Milk Street sub is well worth it if you like to cook imo

The Chinese take out place I used to go to closed during covid and there's no other places.

I've been craving the cheap take away sweet n sour pork and fried rice they used to make and no where else seems to get it right.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
https://twitter.com/catatonicyouths/status/1625142665326260231

And before you ask:

https://twitter.com/djkevlar/status/1625332063825178624

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Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Android Apocalypse posted:

I'm figuring the train derailment in East Palestine, OH isn't being covered as much since the deaths aren't instantaneous. Since those being affected will die several years later it will fall out of the public consciousness in a week.

The big scary smoke plume is gone and the news isn't gonna put some EPA dweeb talking about particulates on TV because that's boring

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