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run on sentience posted:Just wash your hair, and rear end too, since apparently that's not common sense. You are not the one person on the planet whose sweat, oil, and buildup of bacteria and dead skin cells doesn't stink. You are not the one person whose body doesn't produce this buildup and thus doesn't require a chemical to remove it. Well I mean okay that's a fine opinion but it's not some commune-with-nature alternative lifestyle suggestion to not shampoo your hair every time you bathe. It's like the number one thing professionals will tell you if you're trying to take better care of your hair. Ask your hairdresser and then tell them to wash their rear end as you walk out in disgust when you hear their answer
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The real thing you just realized is that the hair washers and never hair washers are an unmendable schism who's interactions make 8th century Catholic-Muslim relations look chumly.
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# ? Feb 13, 2023 21:12 |
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Do what you want but please only take grooming advice from people who look well-groomed, and hair advice from people who have hair
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# ? Feb 13, 2023 21:15 |
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I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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# ? Feb 13, 2023 21:22 |
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Nothing cleanses like the oil and strigil.
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# ? Feb 13, 2023 21:25 |
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DontMockMySmock posted:The shorter your hair is, the more often you need to shampoo it. Your sebaceous glands produce the same amount of oil no matter how long your hair is, and that oil coats your hair. The more hair you have, the longer it takes for the oil to build up and coat all of it. There's also obviously some variation based on genetics or whatever. would this explain why my (bald) head is always so oily? like do the glands keep going despite my hair loss?
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# ? Feb 13, 2023 22:11 |
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Poopelyse posted:would this explain why my (bald) head is always so oily? like do the glands keep going despite my hair loss? Fig. 1 Oil vents erupt at regular intervals, showering the surface in viscous human grease
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Poopelyse posted:would this explain why my (bald) head is always so oily? like do the glands keep going despite my hair loss?
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# ? Feb 13, 2023 22:24 |
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Surely the head lubes itself naturally when it realizes you're going for maximum aerodynamics.
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run on sentience posted:Just wash your hair, and rear end too, since apparently that's not common sense. You are not the one person on the planet whose sweat, oil, and buildup of bacteria and dead skin cells doesn't stink. You are not the one person whose body doesn't produce this buildup and thus doesn't require a chemical to remove it. And here is where run on sentience just realized that just because they are a white person with short straight hair doesn't mean everyone is
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# ? Feb 13, 2023 23:53 |
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Does anyone else just wash their scalp/hair with a bar of soap, the same as every other part of their body?
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# ? Feb 13, 2023 23:58 |
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The classic Batman and Spider Man theme tunes are both standard 12-bar blues, meaning you can sing one on top of the other.
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Grassy Knowles posted:And here is where run on sentience just realized that just because they are a white person with short straight hair doesn't mean everyone is Long thick wiry hair actually. Please educate me which kinds of people don't stink when they go days without washing themselves.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 00:53 |
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run on sentience posted:Long thick wiry hair actually. You know well and good that we’re talking about using shampoo or not specifically on hair, no one has seriously suggested avoiding soaping bodies. You’re taking the most annoying strawman vocal minority of people who aren’t even in this thread and acting like they’re representative of what is being said here. Which ends up in you parroting what white men say about Black people being dirty, whether intended or not.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 01:18 |
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Yacubite Devils stink regardless of how much they try to scrub their sin away but the Original Chosen Hebrews always smell nice.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 01:22 |
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I don't use shampoo... I prefer the real thing.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 03:56 |
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I simply collect all of my oil and sell it to George W Bush who famously loves that poo poo.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 04:06 |
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Cable Guy posted:I don't use shampoo... Oh ew
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 04:42 |
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SLOSifl posted:
lmao
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 05:04 |
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Poopelyse posted:lmao You should watch Mad God
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 08:01 |
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I’m a bald man. When I stay in hotels I always use all the conditioner because it feels lovely on my stunted little follicles and leaves me smelling delightful. 🌷
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 13:43 |
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I once washed my balls with Fairy (lemon-scented) and it was fine. What thread is this anyway?
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 13:46 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I once washed my balls with Fairy (lemon-scented) and it was fine. What thread is this anyway? It's the "faces of Finnish alcoholism" thread now
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 13:54 |
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I just got off opioids I haven't had a drink in ages.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 13:56 |
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SLOSifl posted:
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I just got off opioids I haven't had a drink in ages. Congrats and I am proud of you
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DontMockMySmock posted:The shorter your hair is, the more often you need to shampoo it. Your sebaceous glands produce the same amount of oil no matter how long your hair is, and that oil coats your hair. The more hair you have, the longer it takes for the oil to build up and coat all of it. There's also obviously some variation based on genetics or whatever. This is the exact opposite of my experience. I used to have very long hair and not shampooing even for just a couple days would have it incredibly oily. Which was particularly annoying because of wearing glasses, and the hair oil somehow smearing the lenses constantly even though I almost always had it in a pony tail. Then I started just shaving my head every 3-6 months and don't even bother to shampoo any more. My hair isn't oily at all until it gets to about 4.5ish months growth. Once it starts getting oily is usually when I realize it's a good time to shave it all off again.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 16:59 |
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Spek posted:This is the exact opposite of my experience. I used to have very long hair and not shampooing even for just a couple days would have it incredibly oily. Which was particularly annoying because of wearing glasses, and the hair oil somehow smearing the lenses constantly even though I almost always had it in a pony tail. Protip for folks with long hair: a French braid goes a long way to helping keep it under control. They're especially nice when sleeping, because if a single strand somehow gets pulled on, it'll distribute the force to a bunch of other follicles instead of yanking out and being painful.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 17:27 |
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Walter Matthau has giant gorilla hands. I won't remember my mom's birthday until the day I die, but this will stick in my head forever. Maybe a lobotomy would be for the best.
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Covski posted:Bed sheet ghosts are a thing because ghosts were depicted as returning wearing their burial shrouds, not as a weird way to try to simulate etherealness. I, too, saw the YouTube video you learned this from
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Pneub posted:Walter Matthau has giant gorilla hands. More like Walt them mitts tho
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Pneub posted:Walter Matthau has giant gorilla hands.
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 00:03 |
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There's a "Young Fleksnes" spin-off of world-famous TV series "Fleksnes" and... the kid actually looks like the original as young
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 11:29 |
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Everybody's favourite show: Flesh Ness
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 11:59 |
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FlekSNES, the successor to the Switch
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3D Megadoodoo posted:There's a "Young Fleksnes" spin-off of world-famous TV series "Fleksnes" and... the kid actually looks like the original as young
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Hirayuki posted:Needs a chin dimple. That dimple looks like a decades-old BB gun wound
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Hirayuki posted:Needs a chin dimple. I'm on it!
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 14:53 |
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credburn posted:That dimple looks like a decades-old BB gun wound Maybe there's an origin episode where he gets it. Also "FLEKSNES" looks exactly like a word neuralblender would spit out, right down to the font style.
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Brawnfire posted:Also "FLEKSNES" looks exactly like a word neuralblender would spit out, right down to the font style. That was the first thing I noticed, and I had to double check which thread I'd clicked on.
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