- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Reboot the sitcom "Friends" but now it's about Quakers.
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- Adbot
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May 25, 2024 08:32
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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An animator who works on hentai sakuga, and is a bit to into it
"Boss should we animate this scene at 40fps?"
"What can I say , find the job you love , never work a day in your life"
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Feb 9, 2023 13:05
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Very few cartoons are masturbated live. It's a terrible strain on the masturbators wrist.
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Feb 9, 2023 16:22
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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thinking of quitting my job @ the dick sucking factory & going to work at the hentai sakuga factory
I hear being self employed in the dick sucking sector is rewarding but requires a level of commitment and flexibility that deems it unfeasible
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Feb 9, 2023 20:52
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- The Voice of Labor
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I picked up a copy of bob larson's "satanism: the seduction of america's youth" and I have never wanted a ocr scanner more than I do right now
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Feb 11, 2023 01:25
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- Popputan
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Mahou Shoujo brainrot syndrome. It's terminal.
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Man scrubs Baja Blast on his body for skincare routine (The Results Will Baja Blow You Away)
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Feb 11, 2023 02:45
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A porn pardoy of 60s batman where every time somone says "to the batcave" it cuts to rear end fuckin'
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Feb 12, 2023 09:57
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- caspergers
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When you post a weiner dog's info online, it is called dachsing
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Feb 12, 2023 13:26
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- Karate Bastard
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A porn pardoy of 60s batman where every time somone says "to the batcave" it cuts to rear end fuckin'
In each episode the team is faced with a seemingly insurmountable challenge, like maybe the penguin has invented the hyperlube, making him completely uncathchabe, which in all cases, after an appropriate amount of flailing around with completely incompetent and utterly inefficacious problem solving, it is solved by Alfred, finally pulling the next bat-gadget out of the bat-closet, each addition wilder than the last one, followed by a live studio reaction shot where everyone -in-character, and often including the villain- tries to figure out how in the heck this one is supposed to be used
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Feb 12, 2023 17:58
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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They use two batmans. One for the sex scenes and one for the other scenes and they are comicaly different in physique.
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Feb 12, 2023 20:42
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- Karate Bastard
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But they are both pudgy spandex men.
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Feb 12, 2023 22:29
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- Karate Bastard
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One is an amazing actor, who doesn't want to do sex scenes, but is in a porno anyway, because the writing is fantastic, and the director is a modern genius, with just a hint of a quirk for podgy spandex men. He actually had to put on weight for the role.
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Feb 12, 2023 22:35
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I got the Nintendo 64 pack on Switch recently. I never had the console and the graphics are pretty good for a system released in 1964.
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Feb 14, 2023 13:02
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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How much money do you have to have before you can be considered a tldrillionaire?
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Feb 14, 2023 13:30
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- Finger Prince
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How much money do you have to have before you can be considered a tldrillionaire?
As soon as you start going off on a diatribe about how you deserve it because you worked hard for it and earned it by your own gumption.
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Feb 14, 2023 16:27
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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I get up at 4:00am, I meditate for an hour, I eat only omega acids, and my dad owns the posting company.
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! 
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Feb 14, 2023 16:39
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- WithoutTheFezOn
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Oh no
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How much money do you have to have before you can be considered a tldrillionaire?
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Feb 15, 2023 16:33
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- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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How much money do you have to have before you can be considered a tldrillionaire?
USD$69,420
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Feb 16, 2023 06:16
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- Karate Bastard
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I've got so much money I cant even be bothered counting it. I also have adhd. I have... what were we talking about again? Do you want popcorn?
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Feb 16, 2023 15:18
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- Karate Bastard
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I feel like I just walked into snow crash
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Feb 16, 2023 17:47
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- Finger Prince
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The phenomenon where the applicants you get for a senior engineering supervisory position list assistant night manager at a local supermarket as their sole relevant qualification: the Running-Kroger Effect.
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Feb 17, 2023 05:49
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- The Voice of Labor
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afroman's running for president. I was going to make an afroman for president subreddit but then I got high
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Feb 18, 2023 07:56
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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What if Winnie the Pooh fought in 'nam?
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Feb 19, 2023 16:26
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- google THIS
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What if Winnie the Pooh fought in 'nam?
Honey, Piglet. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of honey in the morning. You know, one time I had Rabbit's house bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. I ate all of his honey, every stinkin' dink smackerel. The smell, you know that honey smell? The whole hill. Smelled like... lunch.
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Feb 19, 2023 19:08
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Oh wait, there's a soviet Winnie the pooh called Vini Pux. I bet he would fight on the other side. That would be weird.
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Feb 19, 2023 19:37
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- The Voice of Labor
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pooh droppin' bombs from his f-105, disney pooh as nose art on the plane
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Feb 19, 2023 19:45
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- google THIS
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Obviously that quote is from Apoohcalypse Now
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Feb 19, 2023 19:45
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- The Voice of Labor
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a bunch of naked, burnt heffalump children running down the road away from the rape and murder and fire that used to be their village
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Feb 19, 2023 19:48
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- The Voice of Labor
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tiger coming home in a wheelchair, lamenting that he no longer has a tail that is all made out of spring
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Feb 19, 2023 19:49
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- Karate Bastard
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gently caress me Christopher Robbin got in the amphetamine cabinet
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Feb 19, 2023 20:06
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- The Voice of Labor
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pooh with a 6 of clubs in his helmet strap instead of an ace of spades because he is illiterate. one of mcnamara's morons
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Feb 19, 2023 20:06
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May 25, 2024 08:32
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- The Voice of Labor
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tiger: no viet cong ever called me "tiger"
pooh: but tiger,... that's your name
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