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Hey you’re all dressed up. You kids going to the dentist?
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just saw "Six Characters in Search of a House" and wow this episode somehow predicts BOTH of Nathan Fielder's shows
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Feb 13, 2023 17:40
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Sí. El Vomito. La Diahhrea. La Nausea.
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Feb 14, 2023 01:01
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A MIRACLE posted:Sí. El Vomito. La Diahhrea. La Nausea. just saw this last night lol her excellent spanish got her that job!
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Feb 14, 2023 01:07
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JAMOOOL posted:just saw "Six Characters in Search of a House" and wow this episode somehow predicts BOTH of Nathan Fielder's shows I thought this the last time I saw it too. Peggy’s real estate boss is voiced by the talented and currently alive Chris Elliot.
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Feb 14, 2023 01:07
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peggy's like, "in the bed where I conceived our son."
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Feb 14, 2023 01:18
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can't believe the bottom fell out on the Emu Market
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Feb 14, 2023 01:27
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Called it jungle rice. Tasted fine!
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Feb 14, 2023 01:31
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I want Dewey to challenge the craniometrically challenged in the reboot.
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Feb 14, 2023 07:59
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A MIRACLE posted:peggy's like, "in the bed where I conceived our son." The subtext being that Hank wasn't there, Bill was.
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Feb 14, 2023 15:08
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Here we go again!
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Feb 14, 2023 16:32
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Peggy is so full of herself she believes she made Bobby without Hank at all, he's like Jesus, Only for Buddhism.
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Feb 14, 2023 16:39
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Well, Hank does have a narrow urethra, and low sperm count. And holy figures, like Bobby, are known for being birthed from immaculate conception.
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Feb 14, 2023 16:49
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Nancy dearest, your smoke ravaged face is making me nauseous. Would you mind putting this Kroger bag over your face so I can make love to you?
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Feb 14, 2023 18:04
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that episode is funny but dales cruelty makes it almost unwatchable
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Feb 14, 2023 18:12
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Don’t worry Keep smoking
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Feb 14, 2023 18:15
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Speaking of cruelty I watched the episode where Hank learns he was born in New York. Cotton sets him up as the fall guy in their plot to murder Fidel Castro and then when Hank figures it out Cotton straight up tries to kill him. Goddamn. The episode has a good ending though. Peggy tries to use her dumb logic to weasel Hank back into being a native Texas but Hank's like good try but nah.
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Feb 14, 2023 18:34
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Feb 14, 2023 18:35
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SettingSun posted:Speaking of cruelty I watched the episode where Hank learns he was born in New York. Cotton sets him up as the fall guy in their plot to murder Fidel Castro and then when Hank figures it out Cotton straight up tries to kill him. Goddamn. That line about old blue eyes greasing the rails was so shocking I'm surprised it made it on the air
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Feb 14, 2023 19:02
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lol yeah the imagery there is just.. whats the opposite of "chef's kiss" lol
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Feb 14, 2023 19:03
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Milo and POTUS posted:That line about old blue eyes greasing the rails was so shocking I'm surprised it made it on the air I have to ask what the joke is here because it went over my head too. Sinatra had blue eyes and was a member of the Cosa Nostra? What am I missing.
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Feb 14, 2023 19:28
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Another Bill posted:I have to ask what the joke is here because it went over my head too. Sinatra had blue eyes and was a member of the Cosa Nostra? What am I missing. He was Italian, Italians are allegedly greasy according to old-timey racism.
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Feb 14, 2023 19:32
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A MIRACLE posted:that episode is funny but dales cruelty makes it almost unwatchable  My horrifyingly grotesque wife is leaving me because of my smoking.
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Feb 14, 2023 19:38
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Nigmaetcetera posted:He was Italian, Italians are allegedly greasy according to old-timey racism. what, no i mean, yea thats a racist stereotype but he was saying her vagina self lubricated because sinatra was so handsome and thats why hank slid right out
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Feb 14, 2023 19:41
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A MIRACLE posted:what, no Oh I wasn't really paying attention, I'm just here for non-sequitur quotes from the show.
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Feb 14, 2023 19:42
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ah heck i believe you hank, i know you dont have sex
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Feb 14, 2023 19:44
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well that is not exaclty accurate...
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Feb 14, 2023 19:45
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You know how I love the fundamentals!
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Feb 14, 2023 19:48
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You know most certainly that we did NOT make soup!
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Feb 14, 2023 19:56
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Happy Romantic Intent Day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znQ4lOZ9XKA
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Feb 14, 2023 20:09
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mister boomhauer had grown up sex with the ice cream lady and now he's dumped her. you're never going to have ice cream again, bobby I'm bill dauterive. I'd be honored if I could have some of your hair for my collection. what are you doing? I'm flirting! Wuh? she's a Japanese! Dad! Shh! They're called Asians now. A MIRACLE fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Feb 14, 2023 |
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Feb 14, 2023 20:30
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Zero One posted:Happy Romantic Intent Day Hank's understanding of consent is decades in advance of when this was made.
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Feb 14, 2023 20:59
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A MIRACLE posted:mister boomhauer had grown up sex with the ice cream lady and now he's dumped her. you're never going to have ice cream again, bobby
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Feb 14, 2023 21:45
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A MIRACLE posted:mister boomhauer had grown up sex with the ice cream lady and now he's dumped her. you're never going to have ice cream again, bobby I burst out laughing in a dead quiet room because of this post, gently caress
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Feb 14, 2023 21:47
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I think you've been reading too many of your dad's romance novels.
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Feb 15, 2023 00:58
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I'm watching S13E04, Lost in Myspace and it's a weird little time capsule. It gets some parts of the internet right but it's also impressive how much it gets wrong. It absolutely underestimated what social media marketing would become. Funnily enough Hank posting material about propane on their Myspace was closer to the future than Donna.
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Feb 15, 2023 01:08
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Hank going into incognito mode for a marathon session of golf course maintenance videos.
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Feb 15, 2023 01:10
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Bill: being alone isn't so bad, it leaves a lot of free time... which I fill with sleeping... because being awake is too depressing. *resumes stuffing his face with wings* "At least if you're feeling full you're feeling something!"
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I was looking for a clip and found that some account named "King of the Hill Official" (seems legit) has uploaded every episode to dailymotion, but with the edit that every character is now a soft spoken go-rilla person. Favorite new line read so far: Enrique slurring out "A monkey with a hat!"
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The Moon Monster posted:I was looking for a clip and found that some account named "King of the Hill Official" (seems legit) has uploaded every episode to dailymotion, but with the edit that every character is now a soft spoken go-rilla person. Favorite new line read so far: Enrique slurring out "A monkey with a hat!" Oh my god, they're pitched up AND slowed down. Weird. I hate it.
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