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Also the follow up mentions the first guy that made the review left so it’s a 100% we are sorry we made you mad
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Feb 15, 2023 03:02
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CharlestheHammer posted:Game didn’t change in that time everyone who worked at ign in 2006 is probably long dead by now
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Feb 15, 2023 03:04
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If I had idiots on the internet getting mad at me because some guy who worked there like fifteen years ago gave a game a bad review (a game that, let's face it, the people getting mad probably never played), I'd probably distance myself too. That sounds like loving hell. I have no particular love for IGN, but people are weird about them because they're one of the highest-profile review sites left. Like, people got mad at them for saying the Pokemon Gen 3 remakes had "too much water" and turned it into a meme, despite that being an objectively true statement.
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Feb 15, 2023 03:08
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CharlestheHammer posted:Also the follow up mentions the first guy that made the review left so it’s a 100% we are sorry we made you mad what kind of logic is that have you ever met a human being before
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Feb 15, 2023 03:09
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Arist posted:I have no particular love for IGN, but people are weird about them because they're one of the highest-profile review sites left. Like, people got mad at them for saying the Pokemon Gen 3 remakes had "too much water" and turned it into a meme, despite that being an objectively true statement. It's weird to see that still crop up since I was under the impression that it was the most common Gen 3 criticism alongside "trumpets".
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Feb 15, 2023 03:11
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who the gently caress complained about the gen 3 trumpets, I'll kill them
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Dewgy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYhngu66Ccc
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I thought I was gonna buy Wanted: Dead today, but watching videos of the early game and uh... that's a lot of very long and very boring cutscenes. I'm not feeling the mini-game stuff either. That stuff was edited down to some funny off-kilter trailers, but in actual long-form, it all seems glacial and tedious. The actual missions still look cool, but I'm curious how much of the game's runtime they actually amount to. I'd probably be day one at a lower price, but for $60 I guess I'll wait to hear a few more opinions. Edit: Hilariously, the studio kinda fumbled with publishing to digital storefronts. There were two editions published on steam, but one of them was just an earlier build of the game and crashes like crazy. They're titled and described identically so the user reviews are pointing out which one is actually finished. I wonder if publishing the PS4 and PS5 versions as separate purchases was also a screwup. Bugblatter fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Feb 15, 2023 |
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Feb 15, 2023 04:36
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there were no copies of W:D at the store 
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Bugblatter posted:I thought I was gonna buy Wanted: Dead today, but watching videos of the early game and uh... that's a lot of very long and very boring cutscenes. I'm not feeling the mini-game stuff either. That stuff was edited down to some funny off-kilter trailers, but in actual long-form, it all seems glacial and tedious. It is an incredibly short game. It's about 4 missions long.
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Feb 15, 2023 04:46
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Sad to see this thread's hopes crushed for Wanted: Dead in real-time.
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Feb 15, 2023 05:17
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ImpAtom posted:It is an incredibly short game. It's about 4 missions long. Yeah I saw that there was a ‘complete playthrough’ video already up on YouTube that was 4 hours long
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Feb 15, 2023 05:18
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Rental Sting posted:Sad to see this thread's hopes crushed for Wanted: Dead in real-time. Unwanted: Thread
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Feb 15, 2023 05:19
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Wanted:Dead has taught me two things 1) the only thing a game needs to be fun is cartoonishly large blood geysers, more games should do this 2) stefanie joosten owns
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Feb 15, 2023 05:51
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imhotep posted:Yeah I saw that there was a ‘complete playthrough’ video already up on YouTube that was 4 hours long Hooooooly poo poo. loving pass. Evil West was supposed to be a really good throwback action game right? I see it’s on sale for a pretty reasonable $45 right now.
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Feb 15, 2023 05:54
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I love garbage and hate having money so I have no regrets
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Augus posted:I love garbage and hate having money so I have no regrets  I bought it because I have no impulse control.
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Feb 15, 2023 06:02
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Metal Gear Rising Revengeance is a 5 hour playthrough, for reference
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Length means nothing without the context of how it’s utilized.
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Feb 15, 2023 06:20
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It’s the best worst game of 2023 the dialogue is horribly translated to the point that it’s just barely comprehensible the ai is completely and utterly braindead, and will run around in random directions. they will pivot 180 degrees instantly and dash around corners at high speeds. this applies to both the enemies and your allies, it’s pure chaos one cutscene that takes place in the middle of the day in an American style diner fades out and then suddenly drops you into the karaoke minigame with Stephanie Joosten, no setup the third mission in particularly was falling apart at the seems, several rooms seemingly just didn’t have proper lighting, the enemies in this level had their voices mixed terribly so that they always sound like they’re talking directly in your ear, one bit has you fighting like half a dozen waves of enemies spawning out of a small closet and you can literally see them popping in out of thin air, in one battle the framerate suddenly dropped so low that the game was going in slow motion for half the fight in boss fights it takes like 10 seconds before both Hannah and the boss are completely soaked in blood to the point that you can’t see their skin I love it Augus fucked around with this message at 06:23 on Feb 15, 2023 |
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Feb 15, 2023 06:20
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Kilometers Davis posted:Length means nothing without the context of how it’s utilized. 
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Feb 15, 2023 06:22
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Jordan_Mallory/status/1277483756245442566 They were very clear about what they were asking for. Unions are springing up everywhere, it's looking more and more possible.
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Feb 15, 2023 06:25
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oh yeah also every mission your squad goes on they end up killing like 300 people and when you talk to the random NPCs back at the station they’re just like “Jesus Christ what the gently caress is wrong with you” lol
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Feb 15, 2023 06:34
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We have Like a Dragon: Isshin coming out next week for some sword and gun fighting, it's an RGG game so guaranteed to be good.++
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Feb 15, 2023 06:37
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infraboy posted:it's an RGG game so guaranteed to be good.++ Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Feb 15, 2023 06:49
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infraboy posted:We have Like a Dragon: Isshin coming out next week for some sword and gun fighting, it's an RGG game so guaranteed to be good.++  Wowsers. I haven't even played Judgment, Lost Judgment, FoTNS (want to read the whole manga first just for fun), or finished Like a Dragon (7), but this is getting put onto the shelf right away. Man Who Forgot To Go to Lunch or whatever starring Kiryu will immediately go to the top of my to-play list, because I gotta know! What's Kiryu been up to, how's he doing.
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Feb 15, 2023 06:52
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Your team in Wanted: Dead has like 3 lines that they keep repeating during combat. The enemies have probably only 1 death scream. Maybe there's 2 but they're almost impossible to tell apart.
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Kiryu has been trying out new hair styles. God, i cant wait for the yakuza 8 mental leap kiryu goes with to explain turn base fights to himself like kasuga. Tbf tho, kasuga has clear brain damage that his friends enable.
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Also I dunno if it's cause I have an NZ account (probably this?) or cause I'm in Japan but Theatrhythm says it unlocks in 3.5 hours for me  I need to sleep earlyish tonight for work in the morning but... This game...
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Kilometers Davis posted:Length means nothing without the context of how it’s utilized. Settle down bust rodd
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Wow, they are going all out in vr compared to 7  Also lmao @ them showing right off the bat the area thats gonna cause heart attack deaths https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6C95i1D1GE Seeing all the little hand things and such in vr is cool. HL Alex has gotta get ported right???
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Feb 15, 2023 08:32
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Vikar Jerome posted:
Sony could just make a game.
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Augus posted:It’s the best worst game of 2023 
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Fix posted:Sony could just make a game. Thry could... alas...
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Fix posted:Sony could just make a game. They did ...Does Horizon not count or something?
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Watch Helldivers 2 have some crazy cool VR poo poo in it out of nowhere.veni veni veni posted:Is The horizon PSVR 2 game not a game or something? Nothing advertised seems like more than an experience as far as the jargon goes? I'd be glad to be wrong.
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All 3 PSVR2 owners should be very excited to play the Horizon game imo it looks pretty good.
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Yeah we don’t know enough about Call of the Mountain yet to know if it’s a proper game or not but what I’ve seen does have “experience” vibes. I think it’s pretty likely it’ll end up being more than that but we’ll see I guess!
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Fix posted:Watch Helldivers 2 have some crazy cool VR poo poo in it out of nowhere. It's reportedly 6-7 hours long. It's not open world or anything, but still in real game territory and not really even much shorter than Alyx which is what, maybe 9-10 hours.
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