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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




That’s where the crab got him

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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Large Testicles posted:

wtf is with that dude's head?

Heads with those patterns get thrown back into the ocean.

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING

History Comes Inside! posted:

That’s where the crab got him

goodnight mooned
Aug 2, 2007

What's the name for the style of tattoo that's in fashion with the simple/funny little cartoon sketches? It's something like foolish style. Impossible to google this.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Ignorant style

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I think we ought to stick with “shithouse style” re: the really awful scrawly one.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




yeah just call them "purposefully bad tattoos" cause that's what they are, fuckin bad

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I think we ought to stick with “shithouse style” re: the really awful scrawly one.

Shithouse style immediately made me think of this guy

https://www.instagram.com/prisonstyle_brb/?hl=en

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




“Ignorant style” unfortunately now apparently covers both the fun little doodle tattoos (like for example mr heggie)and also the objectively terrible ones that look like a toddler’s fridge art and cost more than a used car, so you can’t just say you think ignorant style is loving dogshit for morons without clarifying.

Edit: like this stupid poo poo:






You only ever see them on people who have absolutely no other tattoos or have just a completely random scattering of nothing but these loving terrible ones dotted around.

History Comes Inside! has a new favorite as of 14:03 on Feb 15, 2023

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

What is causing the raised skin on that google one?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




That’s just swelling, it’s more prominent in a small piece like that because it’s a little raised area against a sea of undamaged skin as opposed to one huge tattoo that’s swollen all over.

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Wrongest thread ever.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Extremely wrong thread. Reminds me of an actual goon’s also excellent tattoo

Mezzanon posted:

Dang it bobby


HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Johnny Truant posted:

yeah just call them "purposefully bad tattoos" cause that's what they are, fuckin bad

Like this?

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004



ManitellyawhuttalkingbouthatdangolKAMEHAMEHAandthatmananditsalltakingboutthatover9000.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What is causing the raised skin on that google one?

It’s garbage and the body is rejecting it.

Let’s face it, they’re excellent tattoos…for me to poop on!
That was some terrible shtick a while back, right?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What is causing the raised skin on that google one?
CSS

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
jesus christ that is a heavy curse to brand onto a man

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


ricketyvickyt posted:

Shithouse style immediately made me think of this guy

https://www.instagram.com/prisonstyle_brb/?hl=en

Why would you tattoo the palm of your hand like that? It's not going to stick and look like poo poo in a year when it gets all blown out by your skin replacing itself. I normally wouldn't comment on that but that loving hand is in half of the gallery pictures so I felt compelled.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Eh, if you get it in to the right depth in the skin and it’s bold/simple poo poo like that it’ll last about as well as any other tattoo.

Those already look like they’ve been in there a while and they seem to be contemporary with the stuff going up onto the arm, so it’s unlikely they’ve just rapidly aged to catch up to older pieces and just happen to look the same at the time these pictures were taken.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
https://www.instagram.com/p/CnSbH2-L2mv/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Is the misspelling deliberate?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Deliberate? Probably
Stupid? Absolutely

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


Thank God he put his picture up. How am I supposed to know all these deep cut, low budget, indie directors?

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Can you imagine being like "cool pirate lady tattoo!" and them being like "Thanks, she's from a porno"?



Can you imagine being like "cool pirate lady tattoo!" and them being like "Thanks, she's from a porno and also is celebrating Day of the Dead?"

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Why is she does the skweezy jibs face?

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

hahahahaha gently caress i'm dead

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Is that corpse in the middle Andrew Jackson? His eyes really make him look like a Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark cover. Jesus Christ.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Railing Kill posted:

Is that corpse in the middle Andrew Jackson? His eyes really make him look like a Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark cover. Jesus Christ.

I’m pretty sure that’s Michael Meyers with the mask

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012


It took me too long to realize they weren’t looking up, it’s just a tiny head with no face.
Also what is going on with that arm from the elbow down??

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

CeramicPig posted:



It took me too long to realize they weren’t looking up, it’s just a tiny head with no face.
Also what is going on with that arm from the elbow down??

Tiny head, no face and a giant powdered wig from the 1700s.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Shaggy got some bomb rear end booby snacks.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I like how his shirt has integrated titty bags.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Kenning posted:

I like how his shirt has integrated titty bags.

The perils of learning to draw by starting with naked people then adding clothes after.

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