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Feb 15, 2023 15:31
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As someone whose parents did not love them, I can say that the absence of that love creates an empty well of need that can never really be filled. I guess what I'm saying is if you have kids try to spend some extra time with them so they don't grow up to be a Trump or an Elon or a me.
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Feb 15, 2023 15:42
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I do not understand Twitter's algorithms at all. I have an account with like only five accounts I follow, and I put Notifications on for dril and Strong Bad, but only see notifications when my buddy retweets someone else instead. And yet I go to Strong Bad's account and he's made posts! How am I supposed to see these posts? Why aren't they under my Notifications? Why is Twitter stupid?
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Feb 15, 2023 15:45
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Incelshok Na posted:As someone whose parents did not love them, I can say that the absence of that love creates an empty well of need that can never really be filled. Which tech and/or real estate company full of fraud did you found
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Feb 15, 2023 15:45
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HJE-Cobra posted:I do not understand Twitter's algorithms at all. I have an account with like only five accounts I follow, and I put Notifications on for dril and Strong Bad, but only see notifications when my buddy retweets someone else instead. And yet I go to Strong Bad's account and he's made posts! How am I supposed to see these posts? Why aren't they under my Notifications? Why is Twitter stupid? is it on for your phone?
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Feb 15, 2023 15:48
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Redirecting your formerly multi-billion dollar company so it can put all resources into stroking your already constantly stroked ego just a little bit harder is the single most pathetic thing I've ever heard. I know we all joke that Elon could do literally anything with his life, but the decision to do this as opposed to anything else puts Musk in contention as the biggest loser in history.
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Feb 15, 2023 15:49
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Alan Smithee posted:is it on for your phone? Phone? lol no I don't have no twitter app, I just mean in the notifications section in their dumb website
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Feb 15, 2023 15:51
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You need another ingredient beyond parents who do not love you Money
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Feb 15, 2023 15:51
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sticksy posted:Which tech and/or real estate company full of fraud did you found I worked extensively with Theranos back-in-the-day but I don't really have the inherited wealth to be a macher.
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Feb 15, 2023 15:55
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I'm glad Elon's parents didn't love him (they were surely correct not to), I just wish he wouldn't take it out on the rest of the world.
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Feb 15, 2023 15:57
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Random Stranger posted:Redirecting your formerly multi-billion dollar company so it can put all resources into stroking your already constantly stroked ego just a little bit harder is the single most pathetic thing I've ever heard. I know we all joke that Elon could do literally anything with his life, but the decision to do this as opposed to anything else puts Musk in contention as the biggest loser in history. The worst thing about it is that whereas at least Trump is clearly living in a psychotic world of delusion created by decades of privilege and blowjobs by every state government and bank and media rag on earth, Elon has a modicum of self-awareness. He's painfully aware that he's bad at shitposting, which is why he thinks he can just bullhead his way to competence at it. He's an insecure high school nerd at heart, and he's got to be just eaten up alive by worry about how he is perceived. It's all that matters to him. And just like a high-school movie poindexter who thinks the answer to getting the head cheerleader to like him is to put mind-control drugs in the school water supply, he's managing to resort to the most monstrous, outrageous, and utterly self-defamatory tactics out of a bizarre misguided belief that it's actually a perfectly normal thing that anyone would do.
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Feb 15, 2023 15:57
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its so loving funny that one of the bigger tech companies now has some random cousin of elon nobody has ever heard of doing @here bombs in a engineering slack channel begging for "anyone who can create dashboards and write software" to hop on and fix his cousins engagement so he beats prominent twitter user uhhhh *checks notes* joe biden just lmao forever
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Feb 15, 2023 15:59
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Random Stranger posted:Redirecting your formerly multi-billion dollar company so it can put all resources into stroking your already constantly stroked ego just a little bit harder is the single most pathetic thing I've ever heard. I know we all joke that Elon could do literally anything with his life, but the decision to do this as opposed to anything else puts Musk in contention as the biggest loser in history. because the president of the US had a better Super Bowl tweet just lmao
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Feb 15, 2023 15:59
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm glad Elon's parents didn't love him (they were surely correct not to), I just wish he wouldn't take it out on the rest of the world. his mom regularly comes to his defense on twitter (I remain unconvinced he uses her account)
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Feb 15, 2023 15:59
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Arbetor brought up a good point on the Discord: although Trump has his own social media site, there are no reports* that he's forcing his "truths" on to all the users of that platform. It's quite something when Elon Musk is more pathetic than Donald "Frankly, I did win this election" Trump. * At least that we know of so far. F_Shit_Fitzgerald fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Feb 15, 2023 |
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Feb 15, 2023 16:00
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ben shapino posted:his mom regularly comes to his defense on twitter (I remain unconvinced he uses her account) That doesn't mean she loves him, just that she thinks Elon being flamed reflects badly on her.
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Feb 15, 2023 16:03
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For a rich fucker he really is worthless.
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Feb 15, 2023 16:07
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Stare-Out posted:For a rich fucker he really is worthless. But you repeat yourself
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Feb 15, 2023 16:08
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Incelshok Na posted:As someone whose parents did not love them, I can say that the absence of that love creates an empty well of need that can never really be filled. Yeah but you'd think a megarich gently caress like Elon would just, y'know, start therapy instead of having the most pathetic midlife crisis in recorded history. Edit: but on second thought, starting therapy requires a willingness to take feedback, which Elon has also very publicly demonstrated he has none. Decon fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Feb 15, 2023 |
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Feb 15, 2023 16:17
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HJE-Cobra posted:Phone? lol no I don't have no twitter app, I just mean in the notifications section in their dumb website
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Feb 15, 2023 16:24
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For $44,000,000,000 you could pay 44,000 people $50,000 a year each for 20 years to laugh at your jokes and Like your posts and send you cool memes to steal and think “Wow this guy is such a genius but also such a cut up! XD just like The Big Bang Theory!!” That’s the yearly GDP of the country of Cyprus. You could tell an entire country “hey take the year off I’ll pay the bills and send them all on vacation. The Dailybeast bought 1,000 Russian Twitter bot accounts for $45. You could buy a billion bots for $45 million and they could like all your posts. You could buy another billion to spam all your enemies posts. This is chump change when compared to $44 billion. Ford has a market cap of 50.76 billion. If you searched your couch cushions you could come up with a little more cash and instead of buying a company that produces literally nothing you could buy a real car company instead of your fake car company. The US spends about $15 billion on school lunches per year. You could feed every child in the country for 3 years. You could help lift enormous amounts of children out of poverty, you could fund breakfast, you could buy them computers or teachers or mentors. I know every billionaire is a failure of policy and society but the completely transparent and flagrant self serving auto-fellating Elon Musk bullshit is beyond the pale.
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Feb 15, 2023 16:24
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elon stands at the head of a Very Long Table with his hands awkwardly clasped behind his back. "gentlemen, move the doomsday clock to 11:59. joe brandon's engagement has ... surpassed my own."
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Feb 15, 2023 16:26
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Maybe whatever engineers are left at Twitter can develop a color-coded alert system to determine the level of engagement with Elon's tweets.
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Feb 15, 2023 16:29
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One wonders how a supervillain gets that way Like at one time they must have been a normal kid, with normal hopes and dreams Somewhere deep down, they must still believe they are just some guy, seeking their place in the world As they press the LAUNCH button, they muse to themselves, "Just a little more of this and then I can retire to a seaside villa and return to my real love, poetry"
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Feb 15, 2023 16:30
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Data Graham posted:One wonders how a supervillain gets that way Musk had been told all his life by his mother that he is an exceptional genius who can do no wrong, he's been surrounded by servants and sycophants forever, and grew up in a country where the colour of his skin made him think he's superior to most of the population. He's Never thought I'd himself as ordinary or the little guy Renfield fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Feb 15, 2023 |
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Feb 15, 2023 16:39
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Musk is just normal villain. He hasn't done anything super.
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Feb 15, 2023 16:40
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https://twitter.com/parismarx/status/1625847604998205440 Wasn't it only like just a week ago that he was crowign about how he had saved Twitter from bankruptcy? IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Feb 15, 2023 |
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Feb 15, 2023 17:05
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/parismarx/status/1625847604998205440 "trending toward breakeven" or some such nonsense lol
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Feb 15, 2023 17:11
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Trending negatively toward the positive
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Feb 15, 2023 17:11
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Gotta sink before you can soar
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Feb 15, 2023 17:23
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kazil posted:"trending toward breakeven" or some such nonsense lol This is what happens when you stop paying employees and rent at all your buildings, duh
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Feb 15, 2023 17:23
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If he can cut costs to zero, then any advertising or  he brings in is pure profit!If he shows profit for one month he can then put some poor schmoe in his seat and skip away into the sunset singing like Rumpelstiltskin
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Feb 15, 2023 17:26
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Elon Musk's Twitter: "Please Like and Engage (Me)".
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Feb 15, 2023 17:34
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Data Graham posted:If he shows profit for one month he can then put some poor schmoe in his seat and skip away into the sunset singing like Rumpelstiltskin It all hinges on whether he can figure out a way to make Twitter generate Carbon Credits.
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Feb 15, 2023 17:35
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E the Shaggy posted:"Have more babies that you can't afford and will never see because you're too busy working 18 hours a day in my Tesla mines!" Hmm I wonder why people aren't having children 
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Feb 15, 2023 17:40
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Elons going to spend the year trying and failing to fix the revenue streams, then hand off the company to a fall guy as Twitter implodes.
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Feb 15, 2023 17:55
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That’s fine, he’ll still be siphoned for those debt payments!
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Feb 15, 2023 18:02
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Oh no, a population decline opening up housing 
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Feb 15, 2023 18:02
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I wonder how much he’s looked for a CEO, only for people to realize they would just be the fall guy.
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lol who's gonna want to be twitter CEO after Elon leaves it in neonazi shambles. Surely a quality leader will look at the antivaxxxer heaven and go "yes this is important for humanity" I'm guessing @jack will have no shame about returning for the 3rd time
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