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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Someone post the videos of the guys who can flip quarters or actuate Bic lighters with the tines of a forklift.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

More of this and less Boston Dynamics cop dogs pls

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
It's National Pizza Day!

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019









Their pizzas:















I say this as a lifelong Oregonian who loves it here: Portland loving sucks so much rear end it's insane.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
I assume CNN is just trolling people for views. Right? Right???

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Put a bird on it

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL






itry
Aug 23, 2019




Toxic Mental posted:









Their pizzas:



I say this as a lifelong Oregonian who loves it here: Portland loving sucks so much rear end it's insane.

At least the dough looks good.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

There is nothing wrong with this pizza

itry
Aug 23, 2019




It's kinda gloopy.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
some days you want gloopy

if its from a street cart, you kinda expect the gloop or something is seriously wrong

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~


absolutely would.

MagpieConcept
Feb 6, 2022

Toxic Mental posted:

I say this as a lifelong Oregonian who loves it here: Portland loving sucks so much rear end it's insane.

You KNOW those pizzas are like $30 too. As someone who's lived in both NJ/NY and OR, it's wild watching people in Portland put these dope rear end taquerias out of business so they can put up another $25 per hamburger joint (it has a fried egg and arugula on it tho)!!

...Sorry, what were talking about?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Iron Crowned posted:

There is nothing wrong with this pizza

Delicious

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Why

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

You know why

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost


"arguably" doing a lot of heavy lifting there

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
we have prepared a lovely spread of Portland pizza and Brooklyn barbeque for you.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

uber_stoat posted:

we have prepared a lovely spread of Portland pizza and Brooklyn barbeque for you.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

itry posted:

At least the dough looks good.

Ya, they legit look like good pizzas, just with some loving awful topping and sauce choices.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

hey, what gives? i ordered my beef left

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Light Gun Man posted:

hey, what gives? i ordered my beef left

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
that's more like it!

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Townsends Pizza.

It's a channel where normally they focus on the 18th century colonial and foods, and this is sort of a thought experiment in if you were time warped to George Washington to make a pizza for him, what would you do with the ingredients that were in use at the time and how close would you get.

At the end of the it, I think it's a would, but I do wanna put it in here.

Biggest difference is that English and American colonists aren't using tomatoes yet, so they use some kind of mushroom ketchup sauce.

And of course nutmeg, as was the style at the time. Nutmeg on everything.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Oh nice, that's a fun channel. I'll check this one out tonight. The last couple pizzas I've had have had unconventional sauces too, that one doesn't sound bad up front.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
gently caress that I'm explaining how to eat tomatoes to the president

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





tomatoes are just squishy apples after all

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Boston Dynamics cop dogs
https://lovelysfiftyfifty.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/img_0089.jpg?w=590

Portland favorites.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I'mma feed Martha a wolf peach if you know what I mean

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Soul Dentist posted:

gently caress that I'm explaining how to eat tomatoes to the president

They are gonna execute you for trying to poison the president with a nightshade

E: also teaching presidents to like ketchup is how you eventually get trumps

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Yo bro this hemp you grow? Lemme show you a cool trick that makes pizza way better

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the worst pizza is pizza that should have been overtime pay or a bonus :hmmyes:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
A month later

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Philthy posted:

A month later



Disgusting.




Those center square cut pieces are gonna get sauce and grease everywhere

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Tavern style pizza is garbo universally

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Oh boy.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/zl29GeI.mp4
Unmute required

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