The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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Detheros: Apr 11, 2010; I want to die.

Captain Hygiene posted:

e: imgur ate the text, it's a target store celebrating $90M in sales by offering its employees a mini cupcake

# ? Feb 15, 2023 18:04

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# ? May 29, 2024 03:47

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Captain Hygiene posted:

e: imgur ate the text, it's a target store celebrating $90M in sales by offering its employees a mini cupcake

Those look like store brand shitcakes with crunchy rear end dogshit buttercream icing

# ? Feb 15, 2023 18:06

Killingyouguy!: Sep 8, 2014

Milo and POTUS posted:

Those look like store brand shitcakes with crunchy rear end dogshit buttercream icing

My toxic trait is that I fuckin love a crunchy icing

# ? Feb 15, 2023 18:08

MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Milo and POTUS posted:

Those look like store brand shitcakes with crunchy rear end dogshit buttercream icing

It�s a Target. They�re probably stock that�s about to expire.

# ? Feb 15, 2023 18:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Killingyouguy! posted:

My toxic trait is that I fuckin love a crunchy icing

# ? Feb 15, 2023 18:37

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

At first I thought it was an employee celebrating their 90th birthday.

# ? Feb 15, 2023 18:44

Mauser: Dec 16, 2003; How did I even get here, son?!

Captain Hygiene posted:

e: imgur ate the text, it's a target store celebrating $90M in sales by offering its employees a mini cupcake

unrelated sfw but don't click if you don't like maggots:

https://i.imgur.com/FWssbZ6.mp4

# ? Feb 15, 2023 18:54

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

just grab a spoon and tuck in like its a bowl of oatmeal

# ? Feb 15, 2023 19:11

SmallFormatBlues: Aug 12, 2022

It�s like that cheese that has the maggots. Except no cheese�

# ? Feb 15, 2023 21:49

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Mother Nature's protein bowl, I call it

# ? Feb 15, 2023 22:22

bartok: May 10, 2006

Mauser posted:

unrelated sfw but don't click if you don't like maggots:

https://i.imgur.com/FWssbZ6.mp4

for some reason I'm reminded of Dario Argento's Phenomena

# ? Feb 15, 2023 23:06

hazardousmouse: Dec 17, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

Those look like store brand shitcakes with crunchy rear end dogshit buttercream icing

yeah i bet it's the valentine's cupcakes

# ? Feb 15, 2023 23:09

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Feb 15, 2023 23:29

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

ultrafilter posted:

wrong thread, friendo. this rules

# ? Feb 16, 2023 00:28

i must compose: Jul 4, 2010; Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

Detheros posted:

You guys I heard on npr that 'eat the rich' is a trend which will go away and capitalism is cool so what do you think

# ? Feb 16, 2023 04:07

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

ultrafilter posted:

for no what :confused:

e:
Now I'm thinking that a Google search auto-complete gag might work as a tattoo...

MIGHT.

# ? Feb 16, 2023 04:48

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

i must compose posted:

You guys I heard on npr that 'eat the rich' is a trend which will go away and capitalism is cool so what do you think

Did you really hear that because I definitely could believe it.

# ? Feb 16, 2023 04:59

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Milo and POTUS posted:

Did you really hear that because I definitely could believe it.

https://twitter.com/Marketplace/status/1626026592320335872?s=20

# ? Feb 16, 2023 05:00

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

# ? Feb 16, 2023 05:25

Prof. Spaceman: May 1, 2007; NOPE

Captain Hygiene posted:

IF YOU'RE BROKE HOW 'BOUT YOU STOP HORKING FOOD DOWN YOUR HAM GULLET, FATSO

-The Washingyork times or whatever

# ? Feb 16, 2023 05:35

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

The rage bait is almost worse than the sociopathy

# ? Feb 16, 2023 05:52

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

There is a Jolibee right across the street from me. I�ve been there one time, it was packed, and I found the food incredibly underwhelming.

I imagine it�s because of my ruined American pallet not being able to appreciate it rather than a failing on Jolibee�s part.

# ? Feb 16, 2023 06:06

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

TheBizzness posted:

I imagine it�s because of my ruined American pallet not being able to appreciate it rather than a failing on Jolibee�s part.

Nah, got say not a fan. As far as I can tell the big draw like the other fast food places in the Philippines is the Aircon. They did a semi decent halo halo but that's pretty much it. If you're somewhere where there's a Jolibee's it's incredibly unlikely there's not better food nearby.

(unless all the US Jolibee's are out in the middle of the desert or something. No idea what the situation is there.)

# ? Feb 16, 2023 06:20

lobsterminator: Oct 16, 2012

Redditor casually shares their "bed bugs." Commenters point out those are body lice.

This is how they dealt with the problem:

"I just soaked them in a bin of water and laundry detergent. Good as new the next day"

https://old.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/113coam/found_the_bed_bugs_in_my_apartment_noticed_they/

# ? Feb 16, 2023 06:55

Mauser: Dec 16, 2003; How did I even get here, son?!

lobsterminator posted:

Redditor casually shares their "bed bugs." Commenters point out those are body lice.

This is how they dealt with the problem:

"I just soaked them in a bin of water and laundry detergent. Good as new the next day"

https://old.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/113coam/found_the_bed_bugs_in_my_apartment_noticed_they/

Is this person living in some sort of trench warfare environment in France ?

# ? Feb 16, 2023 07:20

lobsterminator: Oct 16, 2012

Mauser posted:

Is this person living in some sort of trench warfare environment in France ?

Oh, and they work in a restaurant.

# ? Feb 16, 2023 07:44

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

lobsterminator posted:

Redditor casually shares their "bed bugs." Commenters point out those are body lice.

This is how they dealt with the problem:

"I just soaked them in a bin of water and laundry detergent. Good as new the next day"

https://old.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/113coam/found_the_bed_bugs_in_my_apartment_noticed_they/

Thanks for giving me a visceral reaction, and making me need to scratch my head/torso

# ? Feb 16, 2023 09:20

caspergers: Oct 1, 2021

MrYenko posted:

It�s a Target. They�re probably stock that�s about to expire.

I used to work at target, that's literally what they do. Anytime some bakery product starts to expire they put it in the breakroom. And target bakery is not fresh, it's almost always freezer burnt.

# ? Feb 16, 2023 11:31

Sgt. Goku: Sep 29, 2007; "Thank you!"

uber_stoat posted:

https://twitter.com/MrJoeGooch/status/1625434685550759936?s=20&t=qSUpzYjQeLMxpuO3wuCvPA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhsrnxcDn90

# ? Feb 16, 2023 11:54

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

lobsterminator posted:

Redditor casually shares their "bed bugs." Commenters point out those are body lice.

This is how they dealt with the problem:

"I just soaked them in a bin of water and laundry detergent. Good as new the next day"

https://old.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/113coam/found_the_bed_bugs_in_my_apartment_noticed_they/

Oh good

# ? Feb 16, 2023 14:05

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

New cursed video orientation just dropped

https://twitter.com/TheDreadShips/status/1626146794798194689?t=-zc9Fj03Ru8SFmgzcKW3Hw&s=19

# ? Feb 16, 2023 14:56

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

lobsterminator posted:

# ? Feb 16, 2023 15:10

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

NoneMoreNegative posted:

LOL

# ? Feb 16, 2023 15:12

Catpain Slack: Apr 1, 2014; BAAAAAAH

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lmao

# ? Feb 16, 2023 15:21

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

NoneMoreNegative posted:

# ? Feb 16, 2023 17:17

Detheros: Apr 11, 2010; I want to die.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Jokes on you I already don't eat breakfast :smug:

I eat one large meal and snack all day.... also I'm fat af :v:

# ? Feb 16, 2023 18:45

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

My favorite comment on the lice pic, which seems to be in earnest: "This is why I love reddit. If reddit didn�t exist literally how would OP know these werent bed bugs?"

Yes, there is literally no other way to know this information. :what:

# ? Feb 16, 2023 18:45

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Hirayuki posted:

My favorite comment on the lice pic, which seems to be in earnest: "This is why I love reddit. If reddit didn�t exist literally how would OP know these werent bed bugs?"

Yes, there is literally no other way to know this information.

it's a community, a community of lousy morons, lousy with morons.

# ? Feb 16, 2023 18:59

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Whereas you guys have to settle for me. Taint fair

# ? Feb 16, 2023 19:30

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# ? May 29, 2024 03:47

Flakey: Apr 30, 2009; There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

Karate Bastard posted:

Whereas you guys have to settle for me. Taint fair

I appreciate you.

# ? Feb 16, 2023 21:36

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