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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Nitrox posted:

What is it supposed to be? And what does it sound like to those in the know?

Call of duty points for micro transactions

Child porn

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Nitrox posted:

What is it supposed to be? And what does it sound like to those in the know?

I don't know what CoD's CP is meant to mean, but 'cp' is an internet slang for child porn.

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh
They really did not think through that Tubi commercial.

Heads up, the second paragraph of this post is a fairly brutal depiction of domestic violence:

https://twitter.com/jesspected/status/1625601439266381838?s=46&t=dXYC-brLXtjQZC5Vx46QnQ

ghost emoji has a new favorite as of 17:14 on Feb 15, 2023

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Christ, that's terrifying.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
If my parents said “cmon stay with someone who assaulted you” it would be the last they’d ever hear of me. I’d change my name and loving vanish.

Shabooty
Apr 29, 2013

Gann Jerrod posted:

Call of Duty Mobile should probably figure out another name for their points.


free cerebral palsy? no thank you i already have enough

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

Shabooty posted:

free cerebral palsy? no thank you i already have enough

But it's the sexiest of the palsies!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Free tickets to Cedar Point?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Plastik posted:

But it's the sexiest of the palsies!

People say that, but I'm more of an Erb's man myself

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

ghost emoji posted:

They really did not think through that Tubi commercial.

Heads up, the second paragraph of this post is a fairly brutal depiction of domestic violence:

https://twitter.com/jesspected/status/1625601439266381838?s=46&t=dXYC-brLXtjQZC5Vx46QnQ

The followup that he 'promises he'll go to anger management' really sucks. Motherfucker you should have enrolled in it first and then sent the apology if you really cared about that. During the commercial my grandpa very loudly 'stated' my grandma's name even though he had the remote in his hand and everyone else shared a look like wtf so I completely believe this happened, I saw it and women don't deserve it.

CJacobs has a new favorite as of 23:28 on Feb 15, 2023

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Tubi: the official smart tv app for abusers

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Happy(?) to see advertising loving up in obviously psychologically bad ways instead of subtly unknowable psychologically bad ways.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

zedprime posted:

Happy(?) to see advertising loving up in obviously psychologically bad ways instead of subtly unknowable psychologically bad ways.

There are so many more precise words than happy, I believe in you that you can find them

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Gann Jerrod posted:

Call of Duty Mobile should probably figure out another name for their points.

Activision said this post was a joke.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
One alternate source stated the account had been hacked, while another spokesperson informed the magazine that the company's friend had indeed been holding its phone at the time

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Ah c'mon Activision, take it on the chin like Nintendo did

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/591046983307100160?s=20






Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
what was that meant to say

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Wiggler is the name of that creature I think.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

HopperUK posted:

Wiggler is the name of that creature I think.

It is wiggler. But it is a pretty funny headscratcher trying to come up with any other letters that could possibly fit.

edit: Geralt of Rivia the Widgger

CJacobs has a new favorite as of 12:28 on Feb 16, 2023

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

CJacobs posted:

It is wiggler. But it is a pretty funny headscratcher trying to come up with any other letters that could possibly fit.

edit: Geralt of Rivia the Widgger

Twigger?

Sighence
Aug 26, 2009

Am I just internet poisoned or is that image a dumb marketing move in a different direction?

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Sighence posted:

Am I just internet poisoned or is that image a dumb marketing move in a different direction?

...well NOW I see that

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Sighence posted:

Am I just internet poisoned or is that image a dumb marketing move in a different direction?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

teen witch posted:

not fat but definitely a big boy



:kimchi:

ghost emoji posted:

They really did not think through that Tubi commercial.

Heads up, the second paragraph of this post is a fairly brutal depiction of domestic violence:

https://twitter.com/jesspected/status/1625601439266381838?s=46&t=dXYC-brLXtjQZC5Vx46QnQ

I don't think you can lay this one at Tubi's feet imo, any more than you can lay violence at the victim's feet. It's like being upset at a commercial that involves infidelity causing someone to attack their SO in a jealous rage because it reminded them of the existence of cheating.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Edit: nevermind, didn't really serve the point

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Volmarias posted:

:kimchi:

I don't think you can lay this one at Tubi's feet imo, any more than you can lay violence at the victim's feet. It's like being upset at a commercial that involves infidelity causing someone to attack their SO in a jealous rage because it reminded them of the existence of cheating.

Yeah, the fact that so many comments on the Ytube showing the ad talk about it causing massive family fights is indicative of a problem in these families, not the ad.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I for one prefer my television not try to prank me during the segments of programming I don't even want to watch that exist only to extract money from me. Ads are obtrusive enough without resorting to trickery.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012
I mean, I prefer that too, but I wouldn't scream at or attack another person because I thought they changed the channel on the TV.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

GreenMetalSun posted:

I mean, I prefer that too, but I wouldn't scream at or attack another person because I thought they changed the channel on the TV.

Are you new to physically abusive behavior?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

GreenMetalSun posted:

I mean, I prefer that too, but I wouldn't scream at or attack another person because I thought they changed the channel on the TV.

Are you saying you think I would??

Lorthdon
Feb 20, 2006
I ain’t a perfect person but I just checked to see if I was sitting on the remote.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Lorthdon posted:

I ain’t a perfect person but I just checked to see if I was sitting on the remote.

I just want you to know,
I found the reason the TV,
Suddenly switched to Tubi,
The reason I punched the wall through,
And my anger management class is at 2.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


This is from 1893, so not necessarily dumb marketing, but “Florida water” would not be a good name for perfume today.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 11:41 on Feb 24, 2023

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Platystemon posted:



This is from 1893, so not necessarily dumb marketing, but “Florida water” would not be a good trademark for perfume today.

Actually, it still is the name for it, even here. Smells lovely, shame about the name

Frazzbo
Feb 2, 2006

Thistle dubh

Platystemon posted:



This is from 1893, so not necessarily dumb marketing, but “Florida water” would not be a good name for perfume today.

Blent? :confused:

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Platystemon posted:



This is from 1893, so not necessarily dumb marketing, but “Florida water” would not be a good name for perfume today.

This stuff is still everywhere? Seems like they’re doing fine?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I am so embarrassed by not having an encyclopedædic knowledge of cologne right now.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Platystemon posted:

I am so embarrassed by not having an encyclopedædic knowledge of cologne right now.

They have it at the bodega and supermarket

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
Like I get not knowing some department store cologne brand, hell I get not knowing florida water, but you chose to post about it in a way that sounds like

Who would want an ‘Old Spice?’ loving marketing morons am I right?

*5 min later*

Oh so I’m supposed to be some kinda deodorant expert?!

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ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Okay relax, I've never heard of this poo poo either

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