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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1626177644755648514?s=20

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

That's where like the biggest waves in the world are.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
I'll go one step further - Piss.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
That's one of the raddest things I've ever seen.

ReelBigLizard posted:

I'll go one step further - Piss.

I certainly would be.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Doctor Butts posted:

That's where like the biggest waves in the world are.

They should send bigger surfers.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Uthor posted:

Were five people able to get together and lift it?

Effortlessly, after stopping to take pictures of his fuckup and laughing at him.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rq6qkabcfJ1uk10e9.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rq6q5qCO9r1r0uzl6.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rq4xqhhFEf1r0uzl6.mp4

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Is that... fog? It's not rising.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Dick Trauma posted:

Is that... fog? It's not rising.

Looks like condensation from the cold air coming out of the AC packs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31kI9QQgkJw

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




*sighs and resets 'Days since last mass death incident due to compete loss of hemoglobin' counter*

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004


This is great. I wonder if it's intentional.

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

Pham Nuwen posted:

I did a few farm safety events as a kid and they were all basically: "STAY THE gently caress AWAY FROM THE PTO, SERIOUSLY, IT WILL KILL YOU. Oh and watch out for heatstroke I guess. AND AVOID THE PTO, AND THE GRAIN AUGER TOO."

My school had one of these, and it was awesome! We took all the holiday strawmen and chucked them into various farm impliments, for :science:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Phanatic posted:

Looks like condensation from the cold air coming out of the AC packs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31kI9QQgkJw

Yup, and this is really normal on the first startup of the day on Aircraft.

HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

Good loving God that man is trying to commit loving suicide

Serjeant Snubbin
Feb 1, 2002

Pillbug

Jabor posted:

put a big fan in front of it blowing the other way
A cartoon style fan to stop the runaway tank from steamrollering a person in a cartoon fashion? Good idea!

Now what do I do with this novelty anvil and this giant black steel weight that has "1 tonne" painted on the side?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I had one of those last week who got stuck in front of the plant managers office trying to shortcut across the front lawn

and then tried to pull it out with another forklift, and then two hours later we finally found both forklifts and called a rollback



Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
For people that haven't had hands-on experience, forklifts are almost always filled with a ton of lead, either in the form of enormous batteries or just straight up ballast, and most weigh far more than cars. On top of that, a lot of them meant for indoor use have less ground clearance than a dachshund

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

shame on an IGA posted:

I had one of those last week who got stuck in front of the plant managers office trying to shortcut across the front lawn

and then tried to pull it out with another forklift, and then two hours later we finally found both forklifts and called a rollback



i'm deeply shocked and concerned that a certified forklift operator could make such errors

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

can't build there mate

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

RandomBlue posted:

can't build there mate

gotta lower the ocean first

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rq4sf9ulqc1qigfjt.mp4

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Mozi posted:

i'm deeply shocked and concerned that a certified forklift operator could make such errors

What makes you think they were certified?

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

MisterOblivious posted:

I posted that one for the "old man" aspect, since that's what I was replying to OP about.
One of the videos hit 131km/h
Some of them do wear motorcycle armor but I didn't want to post too many videos back to back in one reply. (gently caress it, here's 5 more)
Seriously needs to be a computer game for these....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuqbkmokgRY

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

wesleywillis posted:

What makes you think they were certified?

surely you're not suggesting an uncertified operator was permitted near the... my god

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Mozi posted:

surely you're not suggesting an uncertified operator was permitted near the... my god

A REAL forklift operator wouldn't have gotten stuck.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Cable Guy posted:

Seriously needs to be a computer game for these....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuqbkmokgRY

Mario Kart has been around for how many years now?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

nomad2020 posted:

My school had one of these, and it was awesome! We took all the holiday strawmen and chucked them into various farm impliments, for :science:

The real :science: is when the shop teacher hides a bottle of ketchup in one of the dummies and the entire group gets some spatter on them.

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.


I've had a bunch of certifications for years and just renewed my fork and lift certs and. . .my cards came in with my last name wrong. It's fairly close (and also a real name) and has my union and local listed so I'm not super concerned but, is this an issue? In my 12 years with this local I don't think I've ever had anyone ask to see my cards, just whether or not I'm certified.

Ironhead fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Feb 17, 2023

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ironhead posted:

I've had a bunch of certifications for years and just renewed my fork and lift certs and. . .my cards came in with my last name wrong. It's fairly close (and also a real name) and has my union and local listed so I'm not super concerned but, is this an issue? In my 12 years with this local I don't think I've ever had anyone ask to see my cards, just whether or not I'm certified.

I'm sorry but you will have to hand over all your forklift themed t-shirts until you have an accurate forklift certification with your full correct name on it :colbert:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Ironhead posted:

I've had a bunch of certifications for years and just renewed my fork and lift certs and. . .my cards came in with my last name wrong. It's fairly close (and also a real name) and has my union and local listed so I'm not super concerned but, is this an issue? In my 12 years with this local I don't think I've ever had anyone ask to see my cards, just whether or not I'm certified.

If you don’t fix that certification card the forklift will explode once you turn it on.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


You know who else didn't correct a mistake on his forklift cert? Klaus. :colbert:

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.


Oh dang. I guess I'll just change my last name to match.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
You gonna get arrested by the forklift police

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Hollismason posted:

You gonna get arrested by the forklift police

you're forked, mate

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Hollismason posted:

You gonna get arrested by the forklift police

The FLPD, Packing heat and lifting pallets since 1973.

If all cops are bastards and all forklift operators are gods where does that leave the FLPD, theologically speaking?

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
being a cop overrides any positive traits someone might have, sorry

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r9yyb1cD3L1s1ddrj.mp4

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