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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
What about buying and storing aged cheeses as a store of value that can increase in value?

Cheese I imagine ages in a more predictable rate and everyone loves cheese.

IBM even used to make a cheese slicer analog computer bc the stuff was valuable.

https://hackaday.com/2021/10/12/ibm-cheese-cutter-restoration/

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
until today, i had no idea that such a thing as a mechanical cheese computer ever existed

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Foo Diddley posted:

until today, i had no idea that such a thing as a mechanical cheese computer ever existed

IBM also made computers for the nazis to calculate the holocaust. IBM is kind of a hosed up company.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
iirc, IBM even went on supporting their machines well after they knew what was going on.

There were more than a few American companies that did that. Ford especially.

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck

Rad-daddio posted:

iirc, IBM even went on supporting their machines well after they knew what was going on.

There were more than a few American companies that did that. Ford especially.

well that’s just what Ford Sr would have wanted

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

Rad-daddio posted:

What about buying and storing aged cheeses as a store of value that can increase in value?

Cheese I imagine ages in a more predictable rate and everyone loves cheese.

IBM even used to make a cheese slicer analog computer bc the stuff was valuable.

https://hackaday.com/2021/10/12/ibm-cheese-cutter-restoration/

There is an Italian bank that deals in Parmesan wheels to be aged as loan collateral. Closest that I know of.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Cheese chain sounds very slow. Maybe we could have a lightning sourdough network for day to day accounting.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Rad-daddio posted:

What about buying and storing aged cheeses as a store of value that can increase in value?

Cheese I imagine ages in a more predictable rate and everyone loves cheese.

IBM even used to make a cheese slicer analog computer bc the stuff was valuable.

https://hackaday.com/2021/10/12/ibm-cheese-cutter-restoration/

A mechanical cheese-cutter? It seems that the only robot the world needs was already built long, long ago

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

nomad2020 posted:

There is an Italian bank that deals in Parmesan wheels to be aged as loan collateral. Closest that I know of.

i've heard of wheeling and dealing but this is ridiculous

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Mozi posted:

i've heard of wheeling and dealing but this is ridiculous

I dunno, I hear the savings rates there are pretty gouda

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if you've got the cheddar, sure

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

provoloan

tehinternet
Feb 14, 2005

Semantically, "you" is both singular and plural, though syntactically it is always plural. It always takes a verb form that originally marked the word as plural.

Also, there is no plural when the context is an argument with an individual rather than a group. Somfin shouldn't put words in my mouth.
these posts are still better than Bitcoin

cinnamon rollout
Jun 12, 2001

The early bird gets the worm

So dumb but it made me laugh, thanks

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Rad-daddio posted:

IBM even used to make a cheese slicer analog computer bc the stuff was valuable.

https://hackaday.com/2021/10/12/ibm-cheese-cutter-restoration/
I can add that Hand Tool Rescue, the youtube channel mentioned is a pro subscribe.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Bitcoin: so dumb it made me laugh

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

resistentialism posted:

They open a few from a batch and figure that the rest are probably doing about as well as the test ones.

this sounds like lootboxes/gacha/ tcg booster packs but for rich people.


lol at humans just being flightless magpies with a complicated shiny collection game.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Foo Diddley posted:

until today, i had no idea that such a thing as a mechanical cheese computer ever existed
Somebody hasn't read their Pratchett.

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Somebody hasn't read their Pratchett.
Hex was run by ants and bees, not cheese. Granted there was a bit with cheese.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


nullEntityRNG posted:

Hex was run by ants and bees, not cheese. Granted there was a bit with cheese.

well, it also had to run with FTB* enabled




*Fluffy Teddy Bear

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


From the YOSPOS buttcoin thread:

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Collateral Damage posted:

I can add that Hand Tool Rescue, the youtube channel mentioned is a pro subscribe.

seconded. seeing old and sometimes odd tools get a new lease on life is never less than fascinating to me, and the dude doing the restorations has a sense of humor but doesn't tip over into obnoxiousness. good stuff

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

ultrafilter posted:

From the YOSPOS buttcoin thread:

for those too lazy to visit reddit, dude admits his side business was exchanging monero for real world money and vice versa. he was running the business equivalent of a neon sign saying MONEY LAUNDERING HERE

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

ymgve posted:

for those too lazy to visit reddit, dude admits his side business was exchanging monero for real world money and vice versa. he was running the business equivalent of a neon sign saying MONEY LAUNDERING HERE

huh I thought monero was already doing the laundering

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Ups_rail posted:

huh I thought monero was already doing the laundering

it does but the main "problem" is that monero is not actual money so someone has to be a bridge there

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Yeah eventually the monero end up in the hands of someone who wants to buy something that isn't drugs, so they need to find some dupe with a bank account

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Qwertycoatl posted:

dupe with a bank account

one secret Barclays doesn't want you to know!

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
This has to be fake

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Salt Fish posted:

This has to be fake



What is know your customer?

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

ymgve posted:

for those too lazy to visit reddit, dude admits his side business was exchanging monero for real world money and vice versa. he was running the business equivalent of a neon sign saying MONEY LAUNDERING HERE

Wouldn't, at the very least, they be illegally money transmitting/services (assuming the UK has similar laws as the US), ignoring the potential (unknowing?) money laundering aspect? :thunk:

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
There is no difference between me sending you 10 monero and a criminal sending you 10 monero. Wait, why are you suspending my bank account??

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
my homie found some kind of failed crypto farm out in NM today:



LOL this is good for bitcoin

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

This is gouda for bitcoin.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



LifeSunDeath posted:

my homie found some kind of failed crypto farm out in NM today:



LOL this is good for bitcoin

literal pallets of old pcs, on a farm no less

Wayback
Aug 16, 2004


I'm made of metal
My circuits gleam
I am perpetual
I keep the country clean

LifeSunDeath posted:

my homie found some kind of failed crypto farm out in NM today:



LOL this is good for bitcoin

Bitcoin, when the servers fell
FTX, their shirt lost

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

LifeSunDeath posted:

my homie found some kind of failed crypto farm out in NM today:
LOL this is good for bitcoin

there are starving kids in Africa that would love to game on these. 😔

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

LifeSunDeath posted:

my homie found some kind of failed crypto farm out in NM today:



LOL this is good for bitcoin

Mr. White, what are you doing with all these graphics cards?!

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I'm guessing that is actually a scrap scheme of regular servers. Datacenters will give away hardware to people because otherwise they have to pay money to recycle it or dispose of it legally. So you pawn off a few pallets of poo poo hardware to a dummy with a farm who thinks they're going to make a mint of the scrap metal.

edit: I bought a similar looking pallet of old dells from a state auction once and managed to turn 200 hours of labor into giving away a couple dozen computers to people that needed them and made $0 dollars, not recommended.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Asked homie about picking up a GPU from that farm, he said they will only sell in quantities of 25 or more LMAO.

Meanwhile there stock is sitting outside all day.

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Dead Nerve
Mar 27, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

Asked homie about picking up a GPU from that farm, he said they will only sell in quantities of 25 or more LMAO.

Meanwhile there stock is sitting outside all day.

The pilot of Tech Pickers

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