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pancake rabbit posted:dang i hate it when objects just disappear There's still Alaska Surely we'll not go 0/3 in recovering things that are vitally important to shoot down right that minute with no additional information
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Feb 18, 2023 02:53
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pancake rabbit posted:dang i hate it when objects just disappear the alternate explanation makes a lot of sense though: yep, we didn't find any wreckage, which sure is lucky because otherwise we'd have to keep answering questions about it
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Feb 18, 2023 03:02
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No videos, no photos, no wreckage, no problems.
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Feb 18, 2023 03:03
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Like Stalin said: losing track of stuff solves all problems - no wreckage, no problem
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Feb 18, 2023 03:06
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its hard to find a deflated hobby balloon with a payload that weighs less than your phone that also might have been broken into a billion pieces via missile
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Feb 18, 2023 03:07
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thats not candy posted:its hard to find a deflated hobby balloon with a payload that weighs less than your phone harder to find when you didn't actually shoot it down
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Feb 18, 2023 03:08
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:harder to find when you didn't actually shoot it down its true its true that the objects are a lie 
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Feb 18, 2023 03:12
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Delta-Wye posted:its true its true that the objects are a lie lmao
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Feb 18, 2023 03:13
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:harder to find when you didn't actually shoot it down they found it and aren't going to share details, so they lied about finding it
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Feb 18, 2023 03:15
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Spergin Morlock posted:they found it and aren't going to share details, so they lied about finding it the right solution is to bully biden about faking three air intercepts until he ugly cries and makes the pentagon show the wreckage
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Feb 18, 2023 03:16
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Delta-Wye posted:the right solution is to bully biden about faking three air intercepts until he ugly cries and makes the pentagon show the wreckage I'm not usually in favor of abusing the elderly but Biden did sign up for this and also has been a horrible human for decades so
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Feb 18, 2023 03:17
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an even better possibility is that the navy yoinked it before the air force could locate it
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Feb 18, 2023 03:17
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https://twitter.com/SandiaWisdom/status/1626015723330871298 radar, show us the skytrash
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Feb 18, 2023 03:18
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Spergin Morlock posted:an even better possibility is that the navy yoinked it before the air force could locate it what the heck does the boat navy need with sky trash
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Feb 18, 2023 03:50
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don’t worry though we recovered the chinese balloon lickity split without issue, I will not be taking any questions
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Feb 18, 2023 03:52
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Azathoth posted:there was a pause, followed by "eagle 3, fox 2" and then several seconds later, "splash one bogie" lol, turns out its an obvious idea https://twitter.com/UFOchronpodcast/status/1625190195820724224
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Feb 18, 2023 03:53
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Koirhor posted:don’t worry though we recovered the chinese balloon lickity split without issue, I will not be taking any questions well yeah finding one balloon in the ocean that's no problem but in a lake?! on some ice?! what do you think we are? The highest funded military in the world?
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Feb 18, 2023 03:53
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decoy hologram illusion. oldest trick in the book. rascal ufo we'll catch you yet.
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Feb 18, 2023 03:53
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chinese balloon was friggin huge 
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Feb 18, 2023 04:01
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:There's still Alaska ah, well, nevertheless https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1626779794854518785
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Feb 18, 2023 04:20
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TDepressionEarl posted:decoy hologram illusion. oldest trick in the book. rascal ufo we'll catch you yet. XCOM squad runs around a corner only to find a cardboard box in the corner and no sign of radar 'Central, looks like we lost him'
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Feb 18, 2023 04:21
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https://twitter.com/keptycho/status/1626221761040896002
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Feb 18, 2023 04:29
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So does this mean that I, John Babcock will defeat skynet one day and become the one true savior of humanity?
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Feb 18, 2023 04:56
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dooktrails in my tex rear end https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoyQwgEATa-/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D
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Feb 18, 2023 05:03
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lmao we're being showered by meterors and they're not telling us anything about it because it's like, what can you do, you might get crushed by a meteor
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Feb 18, 2023 05:07
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An old cowboy went ridin out one dark and windy day Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way When all at once a mighty trail of black twisty dook he saw A ploughin' through magnetic fields, and uploaded for us all! YIPPI I AY! YIPPI I OH! INEVITABLE RUIN OF COLD WAR SATELLITE FITES IN THE UPPER LIMITS OF OUR ATMOSPHERE .....IN THE SKY!!!!
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Feb 18, 2023 05:15
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Al! posted:lmao we're being showered by meterors and they're not telling us anything about it because it's like, what can you do, you might get crushed by a meteor
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Feb 18, 2023 06:21
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Big ole CME is coming right for us. https://spaceweather.com/  
Sushi The Kid has issued a correction as of 06:30 on Feb 18, 2023 |
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Feb 18, 2023 06:27
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pf only a g3? probably not gonna do crap till it hits like X69 power levels. Although you should probably put important junk in your sealed EM vault that everyone has illegally excavated in the sub basement e space weather dot gov claims it will be a big nothing, with only a 15% chance of substantial radio blackouts or radiation storms on the sunlit side SniperWoreConverse has issued a correction as of 06:37 on Feb 18, 2023 |
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Feb 18, 2023 06:30
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Actually I have it on good authority that The Cum Matter Expert has already arrived. -well, of course I know him
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Feb 18, 2023 06:38
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The way they have these mapped out is actually pretty cool. They rank them based on power and then give you the usual frequency of occurrence that amount of activity occurs for example the most extreme forms where the grid needs to be shut down, satellites fall out of the sky, radio and navigation systems fail, did u know those happen about 1-4 times every 11 years? I guess usually it's just aimed away from the earth
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Feb 18, 2023 06:49
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No doom planes up right now so everyone can sleep peacefully, or as peacefully as possible while we're being bombarded by sky trash
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Feb 18, 2023 07:27
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sharknado slashfic posted:No doom planes up right now so everyone can sleep peacefully, or as peacefully as possible while we're being bombarded by sky trash Goodnight, moon. Goodnight, doom planes.
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Feb 18, 2023 07:29
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A MIRACLE has issued a correction as of 07:51 on Feb 18, 2023 |
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Feb 18, 2023 07:47
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Psycho Society posted:did you just have that photograph saved on your phone or did you google it specifically Doesn't this pretty much cover all possibilities?
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Feb 18, 2023 07:48
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The omega AI will not stand for this!
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Feb 18, 2023 07:59
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now this is the sorta weird poo poo I’ve been craving https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/1159esa/about_2_hours_ago_on_a_flight_from_baha/
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Feb 18, 2023 08:35
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SniperWoreConverse posted:pf only a g3? probably not gonna do crap till it hits like X69 power levels.
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Feb 18, 2023 08:40
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Spergin Morlock posted:and MBS tried to blackmail jeff bezos, which ultimately led to his divorce lol Got a few good tv shows from that, Bezos trying to buy his way into hollywood so he could meet chicks. thanks mbs
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Feb 18, 2023 09:11
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Are there any contemporary men in black stories? Our Strange Skies has a good episode showing them all being aliens in disguise lol, but all the stories take place decades ago.
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Feb 18, 2023 11:04
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