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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

like some tales from the darkside food

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




"So, what'd you think of it?"
"It was........unique?"

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



I don't see the number, am I colorblind?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Wieners, aspic, and pepsi max. Sounds like a party.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!



BEEFARONI!

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

CzarChasm posted:

gently caress it, let's start Communion Wafer Cuisine

Replicate any recipe where you normally use crackers/chips with communion wafers. Make tiny, inferior chocolate PB Sandwiches. Use them instead of breadcrumbs for frying chicken. Make Holier Than Thou Christmas Crack, with real Christ.

That wartime mock apple pie that uses ritz crackers.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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This reminds me of those resin tables people are always making on instagram

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




I've made scrambled eggs with chocolate milk before and while the color wasn't anything I'd want to give to someone else the taste wasn't any different, but I can't image with that much chocolate syrup it being any good.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Saucer Crab posted:

I've made scrambled eggs with chocolate milk before and while the color wasn't anything I'd want to give to someone else the taste wasn't any different, but I can't image with that much chocolate syrup it being any good.

One of those times where you just see someone jump in with an anecdote that you feel needed more backstory

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

UwUnabomber posted:

That wartime mock apple pie that uses ritz crackers.

Sacrilege Apple Pie

Seriously, if y'all never tried mock apple pie, give it a shot. It's fuckin' weird, but, while it might not win side-by-side taste comparisons, it's at least close enough in taste and texture to fool the uninformed.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




https://mobile.twitter.com/FootyScran/status/1626651446950170635

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



Apparently it's more elevated than I thought

https://twitter.com/Skeid1915/status/1626661287512928258

but to be clear I am not above a regular hot dog in a tortilla in a pinch

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




It's still really expensive for what is just a sausage in a lompe.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

In Norwegian prices? That's dirt cheap for any prepared food item.

E, unrelated:

Elviscat has a new favorite as of 10:21 on Feb 18, 2023

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Considering you could go into a shop and buy a pack of 28 Strøm-Larsen sausages for 299 kroner it's not that cheap. As for preparation, all you do is to plop them into hot water.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Hm



Mestre da cachorro-quentes

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

CzarChasm posted:

gently caress it, let's start Communion Wafer Cuisine

Replicate any recipe where you normally use crackers/chips with communion wafers. Make tiny, inferior chocolate PB Sandwiches. Use them instead of breadcrumbs for frying chicken. Make Holier Than Thou Christmas Crack, with real Christ.

Was legit looking up a recipe for communion wafers yesterday, because I was considering making Lebkuchen, which have a paper on the bottom which is, basically, communion wafers. Back Oblaten. But they need to be pressed and then steamed and it looked like a lot of work when I could just buy the things off amazon or rob a local church.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

45 NRK seems like a very standard price for a hotdog to me but I've only been to Norway once for two days and spent that time largely in Oslo.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Ror posted:

I don't see the number, am I colorblind?

It’s not one of those, it’s an autostereogram thing where you have to stare at it to see goatse

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




FreudianSlippers posted:

45 NRK seems like a very standard price for a hotdog to me but I've only been to Norway once for two days and spent that time largely in Oslo.

It's a bit much for a flaccid wiener wrapped in lompe. It's not also a good sign if one your main selling point is that it got both mustard and ketchup.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Alhazred posted:

It's a bit much for a flaccid wiener wrapped in lompe. It's not also a good sign if one your main selling point is that it got both mustard and ketchup.

C'mon! It's both of the condiments!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I feel like any food under $5 at a sports game is inexpensive. But I had to do research. Wild hot dog market discrepancy.

Price for a hot dog in Major League Baseball in 2022, by team (in U.S. dollars)



Costco Food Court: $1.50
put costco food courts in other establishments you cowards

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Alhazred posted:

It's a bit much for a flaccid wiener wrapped in lompe. It's not also a good sign if one your main selling point is that it got both mustard and ketchup.

Adding some remoulade would bump up the price by 10 more kroner.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Three different condiments? Are you insane?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Alhazred posted:

Considering you could go into a shop and buy a pack of 28 Strøm-Larsen sausages for 299 kroner it's not that cheap. As for preparation, all you do is to plop them into hot water.

A food vending operation sells a prepared version of food for more than the ingredients would cost at a supermarket? How do I get in on this scam?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Something something salsa verde, huh, that doesn't sound so-



:stare:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Mmm, ashtray

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

potatortilla

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
This popped up in my recommendations on Youtube and I thought the thread might get a kick out of some of these soda flavors (and names): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diMNgqPRqk

Many of these I have never even heard of - Can of Worms cherry soda?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LMAO

I'm gonna squirst.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Green goop, my favorite!

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

This popped up in my recommendations on Youtube and I thought the thread might get a kick out of some of these soda flavors (and names): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diMNgqPRqk

Many of these I have never even heard of - Can of Worms cherry soda?

Rondo still exists in Australia under the name Solo.
It had the same can design and manly extreme marketing with "low fizz so you can slam it down fast"

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




EoinCannon posted:

Rondo still exists in Australia under the name Solo.
It had the same can design and manly extreme marketing with "low fizz so you can slam it down fast"

Surely any Real Man(tm) would want their soda as fizzy as possible so as to make big manly burps?

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Facebook Aunt posted:

Surely any Real Man(tm) would want their soda as fizzy as possible so as to make big manly burps?

This is probably the most well known Solo ad from my childhood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mJSOaO7cAU

EoinCannon has a new favorite as of 04:36 on Feb 19, 2023

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

EoinCannon posted:

This is probably the most well known Solo ad from my childhood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mJSOaO7cAU

bogan af

e,c:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
I really want a solo now

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Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
This is what you would use to bait a trap for seagulls.

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