Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

SerthVarnee posted:

I don't recall the Japanese Emperor getting sniped out of a plane during the war.
Thinking of Yamamoto?

Yup my mistake

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I asked in the Ukraine thread as well, but I'm assuming if they bag POTUS Russia gets turned into glass?

It would sure be a comedically fast way for rapid enforcement of the pre-2014 geographical lines by actual NATO troops. Suddenly, Russian propaganda comes true!

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



It would probably start with deconfliction, i.e. laying out the engagement up front, saying "we're going to turn every Russian troop in Ukraine into fertilizer for sunflowers in precisely 24 hours, this is your head start to run", and then following through with that promise. What happens after that is anyones guess, but what would be important would be the US/NATO not going one centimeter further than what they declared they were going to do, to avoid potentially causing a nuclear escalation, but all of this is deep Clancychat because Russia is not and would not be stupid enough to take a swing at any NATO heads of state. The leadership of Russia is evil, but they're very aware they're outmatched by the West in terms of boom, aside from nuclear weapons.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





And F22 pilots all die of priapism

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

BadOptics posted:

banking on none/most of Russia's nukes working

Eh I'll take the over on this

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Platystemon posted:

I do not believe that Kamala Harris would launch strategic nuclear missiles, no.

What if we told her that Russia is full of truancy?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


McNally posted:

What if we told her that Russia is full of truancy?

I just rewatched Threads don’t do this to me

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Why in the name of all that is holy would you rewatch it

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Why in the name of all that is holy would you rewatch it

Buddy and I did a double feature of The Day After and it. I have no idea why sometimes you get a morbid feeling I guess.

Pretty solid cinematography for The Day After as well. Much of the film holds up extremely well for its age and budget. John Lithgow is pretty stellar imo

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



gently caress it, make it a triple feature with On The Beach if that's what you're into.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Doomerism Triple Feature watch party

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
Can't forget The Road and When the Wind Blows

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
I know we GIPpers all hate ourselves but Jesus.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Midjack posted:

gently caress it, make it a triple feature with On The Beach if that's what you're into.


Probably because the book hit me pretty hard but I’ve never been able to re-watched that one

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I reread Swan Song lately and unfortunately I have to disrecommend it as being insanely lame compared to how I remembered it as a teen

The mystery illness results in revealing your inner face thing being thrown in there to no real purpose is so bad

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

That Works posted:

Buddy and I did a double feature of The Day After and it. I have no idea why sometimes you get a morbid feeling I guess.

Pretty solid cinematography for The Day After as well. Much of the film holds up extremely well for its age and budget. John Lithgow is pretty stellar imo

For less grim quality 80s Lithgow, Terms of Endearment is excellent.

One of my favorite nuclear themed 80s films is Special Bulletin, the framing device is tv news coverage of an incident in South Carolina. Excellent plot, acting, and tension, plus a five second Michael Madden cameo. Whole thing is on YouTube.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I like Terms of Enrampagement

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Tiny Timbs posted:

I reread Swan Song lately and unfortunately I have to disrecommend it as being insanely lame compared to how I remembered it as a teen

The mystery illness results in revealing your inner face thing being thrown in there to no real purpose is so bad

The Robert McCammon novel?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Leave posted:

The Robert McCammon novel?

That's the one

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
Also a Canticle for Leibowitz

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Tiny Timbs posted:

That's the one

drat, I was thinking about picking it up. I'd checked it out of the library about ten years ago and read about 100 pages before I quit. Maybe that was the right choice?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Hyrax Attack! posted:

For less grim quality 80s Lithgow, Terms of Endearment is excellent.

One of my favorite nuclear themed 80s films is Special Bulletin, the framing device is tv news coverage of an incident in South Carolina. Excellent plot, acting, and tension, plus a five second Michael Madden cameo. Whole thing is on YouTube.

Trying to think of a bad Lithgow role really. Even in goofy parts in crappy movies he stands out. Dude has a real presence.

Kinda like F Murray Abraham but bigger range

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

I need to rewatch doomsday in our post covid world. Kinda sad we didnt end up with madmax road machines like the movie had

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Hyrax Attack! posted:

For less grim quality 80s Lithgow, Harry and the Hendersons is excellent.


fixed that for ya

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Hyrax Attack! posted:

For less grim quality 80s Lithgow, Buckaroo Banzai is excellent.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



I like Threads, I've watched it 3 times :colbert: Idi I Smotry is a much tougher time but watchable. The one singular movie I refuse to watch is Grave of the Fireflies. There are some things I can't handle.

ThisIsJohnWayne fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Feb 21, 2023

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Hyrax Attack! posted:

For less grim quality 80s Lithgow, Terms of Endearment is excellent.



E. Oh drat of course beaten hard in the gip thread about a bigfoot movie

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What was last title

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Milo and POTUS posted:

What was last title

"Gonna wipe New Zealand off the map -- oh."

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





McNally posted:

"Gonna wipe New Zealand off the map -- oh."

It's mostly the east coast, but yeah, we got slammed.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
My dudes stop worrying about who would nuke who. Put on some Warren Zevon and chill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJn39Tt8EJo

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Feb 21, 2023

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

My dudes stop worrying about who would nuke who. Put on some Warren Zevon and chill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJn39Tt8EJo

Nuke this bussy daddy

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

TheWeedNumber posted:

Nuke this bussy daddy

I'm calling down Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner on your rear end.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I'm calling down Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner on your rear end.

Gonna need some lawyers, guns and money before this is all said and done.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Gonna need some lawyers, guns and money before this is all said and done.

You're just an excitable boy.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nuke

Nuke

Nuke

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Donkey Wash, Monkey Rinse

https://youtu.be/gALaxb1ScJ8

Or this song, which always strikes a very sad emotionally chord. I can't put my finger on it, but it reminds me of some hurt in my past, and gets me every time.
Veracruz

https://youtu.be/48y-2wdlj6o


God drat do I love me some Zevon.

This song...gently caress. "Don't the sun look angry at me?"
Desperados Under Eaves

https://youtu.be/5yJaEPzugHk

As far as I could tell in my limited research, he never paid his bill.

E- terrible picture of my tattoo

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

My dudes stop worrying about who would nuke who. Put on some Warren Zevon and chill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJn39Tt8EJo

Hell yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXoEgkFNKp8

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010


I love this because I had a doctor give me news in a very similar way.

https://youtu.be/LbhYqV17CoQ

bulletsponge13 fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Feb 21, 2023

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Just FYI he wrote and recorded this before he was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply