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Tekne posted:could be some moon thing but there are reports of very low tide and water receding from all over the mediterranean sea, which is nearly landlocked and doesn't normally experience drastic fluctuations https://rotter-net.translate.goog/forum/scoops1/782736.shtml?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en thirsty birds
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Feb 22, 2023 00:47
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Oh it's a moon thing all right..
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Feb 22, 2023 00:48
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Feb 22, 2023 00:51
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maybe all of the differebt invasion forces are currently fighting over who gets the monkey planet
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Feb 22, 2023 00:52
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I know where I wouldn't be standing if I saw something like that like, I don't think a tsunami is coming but that's exactly what happens before a tsunami and I definitely would get up to higher ground if I could because the tides doing something they've never done before is some biblical poo poo
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Feb 22, 2023 00:54
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Al! posted:maybe all of the differebt invasion forces are currently fighting over who gets the monkey planet they're gonna cover me with poo poo, I'm not going down there you go down there
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Feb 22, 2023 00:54
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We have to send in Ed Harris to make contact with the ETIs, keep your pantyhose on
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Feb 22, 2023 00:55
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Elden ring dlc confirmed Al! posted:maybe all of the differebt invasion forces are currently fighting over who gets the monkey planet Don't flatter yourself
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Feb 22, 2023 00:56
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poo poo i hope its not a tsunami
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Feb 22, 2023 00:57
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where would water from the Mediterranean sea even go
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Feb 22, 2023 00:58
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they are coming to the surface 
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Feb 22, 2023 00:58
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:where would water from the Mediterranean sea even go Maybe a giant crack formed by the quake, followed by a huge inrush of Atlantic water post Gibraltar?
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Feb 22, 2023 00:59
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There's an enormous tidal wave of some kind coming
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Feb 22, 2023 01:00
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And now, farewell kindness, humanity, and gratitude. Farewell to all the feelings that expand the heart. I have been heaven's substitute to recompense the good - now the god of vengeance yields to me his power to punish the wicked. Just kidding, such a transmutation would affect the maintaining of my shitposting nature which is already in a delicate balance. Also goodbye to water. Can't forget that part.
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Feb 22, 2023 01:03
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You mustn't let the Mediterranean sea take a hold of you, because you'll come to resent it's absence
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Feb 22, 2023 01:07
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iä! iä!
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Feb 22, 2023 01:07
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pisseidon just woke up to find himself covered in plastic garbage, boat hulls, and dead sealife
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Feb 22, 2023 01:10
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give us back our water bitch!
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Feb 22, 2023 01:21
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sorry the drain was clogged
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Feb 22, 2023 01:24
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Tekne posted:pisseidon
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Feb 22, 2023 01:35
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:where would water from the Mediterranean sea even go into the middle of the sea which gets thicker it's a v deep sea 40m sounds wild but also, y'know: climate change, fracking, 21st century industrial warfare, sound of water people, incentive for social media posters to get you into a connection-making clicking spiral, the whale probe from star trek 4; there are lots of mundane boring explanations
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Feb 22, 2023 01:41
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Apparently people learned nothing after multiple tsunamis drilling into our head "if the water suddenly recedes, run as far inland and to as high ground as you can"
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Feb 22, 2023 01:41
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i think the medieval sea vanishing is a ruse
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Feb 22, 2023 01:52
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Has every low lying island in the Mediterranean been destroyed in the kind of cataclysm not witnessed since the book of Exodus yet
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Feb 22, 2023 01:55
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if you look on google news for vienna you will see various people explaining this as a drought plus unusually low tides
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Feb 22, 2023 02:20
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MOON GOD?! comic but its MOON THING
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Feb 22, 2023 02:21
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hey buddy, i'd like to see YOUR god move the oceans every day
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Feb 22, 2023 02:23
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people keep asking and (chuckles) I can assure the people of the Mediterranean that they do not have to worry about Poseidon's wrath
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Feb 22, 2023 02:29
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Dream commando report: https://twitter.com/At0micTh0mas/status/1627095962463371265 quote:Jimmy Church @JChurchRadio : "with an extreme amount of confidence" has sources telling him that the James Webb telescope has detected a signature associated with biological intelligent life & that they're 100% convinced about it in Trappist-1.
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Feb 22, 2023 02:37
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best-case scenario for humanity, ergo it's wishful thinking
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Feb 22, 2023 02:38
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how the gently caress would Jimmy Church get the drop on that
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Feb 22, 2023 02:39
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:how the gently caress would Jimmy Church get the drop on that he wouldnt
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Feb 22, 2023 02:42
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:how the gently caress would Jimmy Church get the drop on that why would jimmy church lie?
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Feb 22, 2023 02:51
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this guy talks like an idiot trying to sound smart, ergo, concordantly, i infer that he has grossly misinterpreted what these people were trying to tell him or he's just makin poo poo up
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Feb 22, 2023 03:00
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https://twitter.com/plain_fiction/status/1627554090501967873?s=46&t=iu-yvSHa_yluJ_o98cqQsg
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Feb 22, 2023 03:04
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while sky garbage time was fun im sad it remade this thread into "[SIGNS] Tremendous Portents"
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Feb 22, 2023 03:10
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you really think someone would do that? just go on their ufo podcast and make poo poo up?
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Feb 22, 2023 03:10
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some people are just that twisted
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Feb 22, 2023 03:15
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Tekne posted:could be some moon thing but there are reports of very low tide and water receding from all over the mediterranean sea, which is nearly landlocked and doesn't normally experience drastic fluctuations https://rotter-net.translate.goog/forum/scoops1/782736.shtml?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en Tides come in, tides go out etc etc
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Feb 22, 2023 03:31
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This reminds me I need to get the newest Stellaris DLC
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