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Feb 22, 2023 04:24
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Alan Smithee posted:"you're my polycule now" 
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Feb 22, 2023 04:34
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Jestery posted:Breaking the mole and coding hardcore by copying another company 
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Feb 22, 2023 04:38
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koshmar posted:There's no way this can go wrong Concerning
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Feb 22, 2023 04:50
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 elon musk is a colossal turd
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Feb 22, 2023 04:53
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kazil posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbeEO58Hlfo
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Feb 22, 2023 04:54
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kazil posted:
Is he now just a Metal Gear NPC?
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Feb 22, 2023 04:55
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Cthulu Carl posted:Is he now just a Metal Gear NPC? No. If he was, he'd go off on long diatribes about the natures of memes. The only NPCs he'd be is Johnny. You know, the guy that shits his pants every game.
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Feb 22, 2023 05:36
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nullEntityRNG posted:No. If he was, he'd go off on long diatribes about the natures of memes. The only NPCs he'd be is Johnny. You know, the guy that shits his pants every game. Johnny actually got a girl to love and marry him in the end though. And he was someone who earnestly tried to do better despite his shortcomings.
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Feb 22, 2023 05:38
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And the pants making GBS threads was just a bad reaction to the microchips in the vaccines the Army made him take.
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Feb 22, 2023 05:45
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E the Shaggy posted:"On pace to break even!"
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:And the pants making GBS threads was just a bad reaction to the microchips in the vaccines the Army made him take. Wasn't his thing that he ducked out on his vaccinations? And the pants making GBS threads was nerves or something. He was also ridiculously handsome in a way Elon will never be no matter how much surgery he gets.
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Feb 22, 2023 06:36
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Ups_rail posted:can you play cyberpunk on a tesla? through the cloud, you can absolutely play cyberpunk on a cheapass plastic tegra tablet you got upcharged $4000 on while grinding flat spots into your tires
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Feb 22, 2023 06:37
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Ups_rail posted:can you play cyberpunk on a tesla? yes but they're both so buggy you'll probably just blow up before the self driving mode can even kill you
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Feb 22, 2023 06:52
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Bottom Liner posted:yes but they're both so buggy you'll probably just blow up before the self driving mode can even kill you You know they should remake on of those killer/haunted car movies but with a tesla!!
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Feb 22, 2023 07:07
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no, that might actually make a tesla look cool and we can't have that
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Feb 22, 2023 07:10
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An insane mind posted:Wasn't his thing that he ducked out on his vaccinations? And the pants making GBS threads was nerves or something. He was also ridiculously handsome in a way Elon will never be no matter how much surgery he gets. He was afraid of needles, so he didn't get the nanomachines that would have improved his health. But then when the nanomachines mind-controlled people, he didn't have them, so that was a plus!
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Feb 22, 2023 07:16
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Ups_rail posted:You know they should remake on of those killer/haunted car movies but with a tesla!!
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Feb 22, 2023 08:52
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The film is set in a Tesla factory and Death's fancy murders keep getting interrupted by unrelated industrial accidents.
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Splicer posted:Final Destination movie where one of them gets into a Tesla and it immediately drives into a wall and explodes and the characters are all "OK that one was on us". Splicer posted:The film is set in a Tesla factory and Death's fancy murders keep getting interrupted by unrelated industrial accidents. I love this idea.
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Feb 22, 2023 09:01
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Remake of Christine, but it's a Tesla called Chris now because we're not having any of that woke mind virus bollocks in this movie. "Show me" *Tesla catches on fire*
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Feb 22, 2023 09:23
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Splicer posted:Final Destination movie where one of them gets into a Tesla and it immediately drives into a wall and explodes and the characters are all "OK that one was on us". Parkingtigers posted:Remake of Christine, but it's a Tesla called Chris now because we're not having any of that woke mind virus bollocks in this movie. The person who knows how to stop the killing is about to tweet out the solution....only for the server to crash.
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Feb 22, 2023 09:29
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Splicer posted:The film is set in a Tesla factory and Death's fancy murders keep getting interrupted by unrelated industrial accidents. Tucker and Dale Buy a Tesla.
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Feb 22, 2023 10:19
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Tucker and Dale Buy a Tesla. No they need a reason to go to the factory like they are delivering some batteries or something.
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Feb 22, 2023 11:12
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Ups_rail posted:No they need a reason to go to the factory like they are delivering some batteries or something. Nah, they'd go to a Tesla Dealership to buy a Tesla, and every demonstration kills another college student. And goes badly wrong at a school crossing. They never actually manage to buy a Tesla.
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Feb 22, 2023 11:22
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Cable Guy posted:That's actually pretty funny.... so stolen...? My money is on ol' musky proactively hiding the tweets he steals from due to some incredibly severe dunkings over the past little while.
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Feb 22, 2023 11:36
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Splicer posted:The film is set in a Tesla factory and Death's fancy murders keep getting interrupted by unrelated industrial accidents. Forklifter driver Klaus 2
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Feb 22, 2023 11:45
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Ups_rail posted:You know they should remake on of those killer/haunted car movies but with a tesla!! they already did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNL6t-Eu-IY&t=37s
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Feb 22, 2023 11:51
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Robo Reagan posted:they already did https://youtu.be/Wv1rKHGeMRk Here have a perfectly normal advertisement that's probably trying to sell you a mortgage or something: https://youtu.be/syo4decSDkM
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Feb 22, 2023 12:02
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oh i dont have sound on so i didnt know it was the bad one
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Feb 22, 2023 12:07
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Nah, they'd go to a Tesla Dealership to buy a Tesla, and every demonstration kills another college student. And goes badly wrong at a school crossing. Tucker and Dale go to the big city to buy a new pickup. The film is shot in found footage style. The intro is glitchy security camera footage of them asking the salesman if he has anything electric, what with the price of gas these days. The salesman shows them them a car that looks exactly what you'd think a Tesla pickup truck would look like and asks if they'd like to see a demonstration of the self-driving feature, followed by a title card of "end of recoverable media". It then cuts to the Tesla on board camera footage displaying "auto drive engaged" and accelerating through the display window. The first act is mainly footage from the Tesla's on board cameras; there's no gore because every time it's about to hit someone the feed is replaced with a fraction of a second of "switched to manual driver control". The second act is cell phone footage of Musk fans all suiciding into the death zone to prove the few non-shadowbanned videos of the Tesla Killers are fake news spread by the MSM to prevent moon. The third act is Musk in a cybertruck coming to Take Them Down with predictable results. Musk and the Tesla are consumed in flame. The post credits scene is a non-found-footage version of the intro scene. Tucker and Dale politely decline the offer and ask to test drive a sensible looking hybrid with fully manual controls and a large cargo bed. As they leave the salesman pats the empty Tesla and it immediately launches itself into the street. Splicer fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Feb 22, 2023 |
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https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1628360532221693954 Ugh, how are these people real? Small part of me hopes she was being sarcastic but the blue check and the flag kinda deflates that hope.
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Feb 22, 2023 13:10
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Similar to Shakespeare's works, Musk is well versed in incest and pedophilia.
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Feb 22, 2023 13:19
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1000% he stole that line from someone else like he does with everything
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Feb 22, 2023 13:41
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1628360532221693954 lol 
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I remember an election ad from a decade ago about driverless cars and how they were going to run down old ladies in Florida. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUuBXCEWOhc Clearly they didn't realize driverless cars would really thirst for the blood of children instead!
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Feb 22, 2023 14:41
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HJE-Cobra posted:I remember an election ad from a decade ago about driverless cars and how they were going to run down old ladies in Florida. If I remember death race 2000 right I think children are worth the most points, the driving algorithm is just being efficient
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HJE-Cobra posted:I remember an election ad from a decade ago about driverless cars and how they were going to run down old ladies in Florida. Floridians wouldn't care about that. Except Randaconda.
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