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Does he know you're the Beeper King?
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Feb 21, 2023 22:31
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Church on a Tuesday? But he seemed so normal!
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Feb 21, 2023 23:03
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Did he just talk to me like I was ugly?
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Feb 21, 2023 23:49
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As you know from reading my blog...
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Feb 22, 2023 06:46
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On Lifetime dot com backslash garbage file
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Feb 22, 2023 07:15
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Hard To Watch: Based on the novel Stone Cold Bummer by Manipulate.
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Feb 22, 2023 13:58
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I see a hand raising this blade. It is very dark. There is a wooden shoe, and a windmill... the murderer was the Prime Minster! Searching for that quote led me to this amazing website: https://nestflix.fun/van-der-hoot-psychische-de-mentaalist/
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Feb 22, 2023 15:18
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We no longer wanna hit that. Get off MILF Island.
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Feb 22, 2023 15:48
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Sash! posted:We no longer wanna hit that. Get off MILF Island. Rob Huebel’s delivery of this kills me everytime
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Feb 22, 2023 16:49
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Sash! posted:We no longer wanna hit that. Get off MILF Island. https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/tlcs-milf-manor-milf-island-from-30-rock-real-life.html/ theflyingexecutive posted:On Lifetime dot com backslash garbage file Jennasside.com Jenna's side...genocide...I'm still not hearing it.
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Feb 22, 2023 17:51
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Don't worry about us. We Parcells have eaten our share of rock soup and squirrel tail. But we've also known lean times. We'll get by.
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Feb 22, 2023 22:43
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You know who would love this? My racist grandpa.
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Feb 23, 2023 02:53
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DrBouvenstein posted:https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/tlcs-milf-manor-milf-island-from-30-rock-real-life.html/ Who would guess real MILF Island would be far more degenerate. Also: Never go with a hippy to a second location.
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Feb 23, 2023 03:58
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Does that guy have a gun? Yea but he's not a cop.
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Feb 23, 2023 04:29
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She's crazy, Jack. Like “steal a gun from a cop” crazy.
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Feb 23, 2023 04:40
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Unwindulax
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Feb 23, 2023 05:26
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Get the gun away from the dog! What is wrong with you people?!
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Feb 23, 2023 05:39
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Sash! posted:She's crazy, Jack. Like “steal a gun from a cop” crazy. Crazy Puddy!
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Feb 23, 2023 06:35
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Picking a lock is just like riding a bike, they're both skills you need to escape the Atlanta Falcons dressing room.
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Feb 23, 2023 20:17
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FrumpleOrz posted:Get the gun away from the dog! What is wrong with you people?! I love his exasperation in that moment.
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Feb 23, 2023 20:37
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Haaaaaaaaam
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Feb 23, 2023 21:38
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What's wrong? The rangers lost. Doesn't that happen a lot with new york sports teams?
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Feb 23, 2023 21:41
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You can try to change New York but it's like Jay-Z says: concrete bunghole where dreams are made up! There's nothing you can do!
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Feb 23, 2023 21:48
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Look, right now Liz Lemon is downstairs about to sign a lease with Dennis Duffy. If she does that you'll lose her. In three years they'll be married and living in Jacksonville, Florida, where he operates an unlicensed alligator park.
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Feb 23, 2023 21:52
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Doc Fission posted:Haaaaaaaaam
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Feb 23, 2023 22:03
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There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory.
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Feb 23, 2023 22:34
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Thundercracker posted:There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory. 
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Feb 23, 2023 22:37
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Cerie isn't even really here! That's just a cardboard cut out!
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Feb 23, 2023 22:43
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Impossible? Would any of your female heroes say that? Would Amelia Earhart or Dian Fossey or Joan of Arc? Boy, women who try to do things sure get killed a lot.
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Feb 23, 2023 23:00
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I'll tell you why! Because for seven years, you have yelled at me and turned the lights out on me when I was in the bathroom and written on me while I was sleeping, 'cause I was Lutz... Dumb, old, uncool, part-inuit, bisexual, 51-year-old Lutz! Well, today I am the picker! And I want you to feel what I felt for the last seven years... Anger and disappointment and regret! And when that sandwich slides out of you in a week, look at it, because that is Lutz's revenge! Cerie, for lunch today, I would like to pick Blimpie's.
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Feb 23, 2023 23:14
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I just wanna wake up in the morning and look over and see my husband asleep on our neighbor's roof.
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Feb 24, 2023 00:09
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There's a picture, on my wall Of a boy, who's just yea tall Without a daddy, he's in danger He needs an older male stranger AND WHEN HE GOES TO WAR
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Feb 24, 2023 00:29
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I'm still fasting because I misread my calendar. Tomorrow is my colonoscopy. Today was my meeting with Colin O'Scopy.
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Feb 24, 2023 01:28
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Donald, I'm going to pick a problem at random. Is the theme of your restaurant "not enough tables?"
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Feb 24, 2023 02:47
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twistedmentat posted:What's wrong? Have you ever tasted scotch? It's terrible! And this thing they call box seats at a Rangers game? It's so cold!
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Feb 24, 2023 03:45
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dpkg chopra posted:Donald, I'm going to pick a problem at random. Is the theme of your restaurant "not enough tables?" Are we paying the price for our hubris of science?
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Feb 24, 2023 04:07
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We just need to get some of those ugly people who have the paper and change the shapes on it.
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Feb 24, 2023 04:40
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I'd sweep sawdust into little piles while Tilly played with himself in the corner.
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I understand you study the art of the empty hand.
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