Comic Strips 2023: It's not a fetish or anything, I swear

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

People get upset when you do that sort of thing to children.

# ? Feb 22, 2023 19:37

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# ? May 28, 2024 01:18

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Sabao is a good evil robot monster

Luann

But if Piro being your cousin makes him not your family then your cousin Stella also would not be considered... You know what, never mind.

Gil Thorp

Home Free

# ? Feb 22, 2023 20:11

Some Guy TT: Aug 30, 2011

The Demons of Baseball

# ? Feb 22, 2023 20:18

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Mutts

Sally Forth

Skippy (March 4, 1935)

Peanuts (February 25, 1976)

Miss Peach (August 9, 1989)

Crankshaft

Mutt and Jeff

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater (September 23, 1939)

Out Our Way (February 20-22, 1941)

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Feb 22, 2023

# ? Feb 22, 2023 20:21

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? Feb 22, 2023 20:23

SuperKlaus: Oct 20, 2005; Fun Shoe

I like Demons of Baseball, but I don't really understand more than the broad strokes.

the bus

# ? Feb 22, 2023 20:59

Vargo: Dec 27, 2008; 'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Breaking Cat News

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Wallace the Brave

Heart of the City

Curtis

# ? Feb 22, 2023 21:22

Schwarzwald: Jul 27, 2004; Don't Blink

goatface posted:

People get upset when you do that sort of thing to children.

I could get away with it if it were a Holbrook comic.

# ? Feb 22, 2023 21:25

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Vargo posted:

Breaking Cat News

One of my cats absolutely loves the little poof balls and will play fetch with me with them. The other couldn't be less interested. Cats are weird.

# ? Feb 22, 2023 21:27

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

If it was a holbrook comic you could give the child a potion that turns them into their calorie-equivalent pile of butter.

Somehow it would still have a face and be able to talk.

# ? Feb 22, 2023 21:31

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Vargo posted:

Curtis

imo curtis is low-key one of the worst comics that gets posted

# ? Feb 22, 2023 21:33

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Bad Machinery

Yvonmukluk fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Feb 23, 2023

# ? Feb 22, 2023 21:34

Vargo: Dec 27, 2008; 'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

kidcoelacanth posted:

imo curtis is low-key one of the worst comics that gets posted

I hate it so much and yet I've become addicted to posting it. Every couple of months or so Billingsley draws something funny that makes it almost kinda worth it though.

# ? Feb 22, 2023 21:36

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Endless Mike posted:

One of my cats absolutely loves the little poof balls and will play fetch with me with them. The other couldn't be less interested. Cats are weird.

My friends have a cat who loves fluffy hair ties. She fetches them from anywhere and brings them back for another round. Every time I cat sit for them, I have to spend ages hiding hair ties around the place and she will sniff them out and bring them back to me every time. Her brother couldn't care less about the whole things and only wants to eat my shoelaces.

Hairclip Cat also enjoys hat racks.

# ? Feb 22, 2023 22:08

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Professor Wayne posted:

Pickles

Stop wasting paper, you old coot.

Retail

Popcom

# ? Feb 22, 2023 22:15

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Into Ilves

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake

# ? Feb 22, 2023 22:35

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Kennel posted:

Dustin

At the risk of starting a derail, isn't a hoagie just a sandwich on long bread, same as a sub? Is this some lexical thing where in a random neighborhood the term refers to a foodstuff that is only a sandwich in theory because it's open-faced on half a loaf or something?

# ? Feb 23, 2023 00:34

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 3/16-18/50

Archie 8/8-10/46

Welp, Jughead's dead. Time to start auditioning new sidekicks.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 00:36

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Bruceski posted:

At the risk of starting a derail, isn't a hoagie just a sandwich on long bread, same as a sub? Is this some lexical thing where in a random neighborhood the term refers to a foodstuff that is only a sandwich in theory because it's open-faced on half a loaf or something?

It's another term for a sub yeah.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 00:55

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

a sub is only a sandwich if the roll is cut all the way through, otherwise it is a taco

# ? Feb 23, 2023 00:57

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Bruceski posted:

At the risk of starting a derail, isn't a hoagie just a sandwich on long bread, same as a sub? Is this some lexical thing where in a random neighborhood the term refers to a foodstuff that is only a sandwich in theory because it's open-faced on half a loaf or something?

The bread isn't fully separated into upper and lower parts in a hoagie or sub but I think you're missing the actual joke: subdivision

# ? Feb 23, 2023 01:57

ukonvasara: Aug 16, 2012; a mixture of gravity and waggery

Zereth posted:

The bread isn't fully separated into upper and lower parts in a hoagie or sub but I think you're missing the actual joke: subdivision

A hyphen would've done wonders here.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 02:17

Powerful Katrinka: Oct 11, 2021; an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Zereth posted:

The bread isn't fully separated into upper and lower parts in a hoagie or sub but I think you're missing the actual joke: subdivision

They generally are in my area, where they're called subs/sub sandwiches. I don't think how the bread is cut, is the deciding factor on a sub/hoagie/hero, though; it's the bread.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 02:37

Mercury Hat: May 28, 2006; SharkTales!
Woo-oo!

EasyEW posted:

Thimble Theater (September 23, 1939)

A group of sailors ineffectively trying to beat the tar out of Popeye is my new favorite Popeye panel :allears:

# ? Feb 23, 2023 02:41

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Zereth posted:

The bread isn't fully separated into upper and lower parts in a hoagie or sub but I think you're missing the actual joke: subdivision

ukonvasara posted:

A hyphen would've done wonders here.

Or at least bolding exactly like Zereth used there.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 03:10

Mister Olympus: Oct 31, 2011; Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies

How many different sports is Scarlet going to sabotage before her run is over

# ? Feb 23, 2023 03:11

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

ANYWAY NOW IS TIME FOR DRAMA

How did RL do this? Shut the gently caress up is how.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 03:26

Giant Ethicist: Jun 9, 2013; Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

Uramachi Sakaba

Cthulhu and Girl

# ? Feb 23, 2023 04:08

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Mister Olympus posted:

How many different sports is Scarlet going to sabotage before her run is over

"I have to stop those German spies from winning the curling competition!"

F Minus

Mark Trial

Mary Worth

The Phantom

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

Andertoons

# ? Feb 23, 2023 04:25

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Have you considered, Phantom, that Savarna just wants to kill as many people as possible and might in fact start lobbing grenades at the people you're now trying to save to pad out her K/D ratio?

# ? Feb 23, 2023 04:27

readingatwork: Jan 8, 2009; Hello Fatty!; Fun Shoe

Crabgrass

Old School Peanuts (Mar 7-8, 1954)

Calvin and Hobbes (Jan 29 - Feb 01, 1993)

Big Nate

# ? Feb 23, 2023 04:48

Safety Dance: Sep 10, 2007; Five degrees to starboard!

Kennel posted:

Nancy

741.5: The arts / Graphic arts and decorative arts / Drawing & drawings / Cartoons, Caricatures, Comics

# ? Feb 23, 2023 04:51

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Our Boarding House (July 30-August 1, 1923)

Toonerville Folks (September 30-October 2, 1920)

Dok's "That's Not What 'Crash Course In Journalism' Means" Duck (August 6, 1914)

We seem to be drawing a lot of these lately on Little Lefty, don't we...

(But really, the whole page is missing from the scan (again), so on to February 1-2, 1938.)

# ? Feb 23, 2023 04:52

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Retail

Popcom

# ? Feb 23, 2023 07:03

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

readingatwork posted:

Crabgrass

Ah ha, I know where this is going. This is all in Kevin's head, and he's yammering on about how turbo-smart the glasses make him and completely ignoring all attempts to be told to shut the gently caress up and actually work on the quiz, and we'll snap back to reality when the teacher is standing in front of the desk waiting for him to hand them a completely blank quiz because he would not shut the gently caress up long enough to actually fill in any answers.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 07:23