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Al! posted:here's a cool scam i just came up with. pay jordan peterson like 1 million bucks to sign his name to a chatbot and say that you did a "full cybernetic download of his brain, just like the real thing" by having it read over his books or whatever and then use it to charge users $100 a month to access unlimited generated jordan peterson thoughts, and also train the bot to get them into your crypto scames Do it with a dead person and you don't have to pay them Speaking of please check out trotsky.ai for all the latest in revolutionary thought
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Feb 23, 2023 05:25
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what is this lib poo poo the ai has gone woke
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Feb 23, 2023 05:33
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chatgpt turned mao into obama
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Feb 23, 2023 05:36
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Love Rat posted:It's pretty clear that dumb rear end chuds will start worshipping an AI chatbot soon as it puts together the right combination of brain-damaged gobbledygook. wow so much disrespect towards our prior president
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Feb 23, 2023 05:46
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not falling for that one again
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Feb 23, 2023 05:51
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Al! posted:what is this lib poo poo the ai has gone woke Intelligence is knowing that the pen is mightier than the sword. Wisdom is remembering that you have two hands you loving idiot
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Feb 23, 2023 05:55
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Al! posted:here's a cool scam i just came up with. pay jordan peterson like 1 million bucks to sign his name to a chatbot and say that you did a "full cybernetic download of his brain, just like the real thing" by having it read over his books or whatever and then use it to charge users $100 a month to access unlimited generated jordan peterson thoughts, and also train the bot to get them into your crypto scames have you heard that voice ai for jordan peterson? like the tech is not quite there, it's still uncanny, but jp's voice is uncanny too. when i first saw his "im back" video after his crazy russian benzo coma treatment i unironically thought it was a deepfake. you legitimately cannot tell the difference
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Feb 23, 2023 06:11
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christmas boots posted:Intelligence is knowing that the pen is mightier than the sword. Wisdom is remembering that you have two hands you loving idiot
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Feb 23, 2023 06:15
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Love Rat posted:It's pretty clear that dumb rear end chuds will start worshipping an AI chatbot soon as it puts together the right combination of brain-damaged gobbledygook. Yeah we're only like one or two years away from Q-AI cultists being a thing I bet
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Feb 23, 2023 06:29
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Shear Modulus posted:wow so much disrespect towards our current president
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Feb 23, 2023 06:30
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christmas boots posted:Intelligence is knowing that the pen is mightier than the sword. Wisdom is remembering that you have two hands you loving idiot 
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Feb 23, 2023 06:48
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ekuNNN posted:Yeah we're only like one or two years away from Q-AI cultists being a thing I bet i could legit believe this already happened several years ago
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Feb 23, 2023 07:15
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i'm a simp for ELIZA, i was into it before it was cool
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Feb 23, 2023 07:15
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PokeJoe posted:AI Confessional has limitless potential Can you be more…specific?  Let us be thankful we have commerce. Buy more. Buy more now. Buy more and be happy.
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Feb 23, 2023 07:46
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ymgve posted:reminds me of "the nine billion names of god" by clarke. better hope chatgpt doesn't randomly stumble upon the true name of god through all its text generation wtf that's not how the story ends
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Feb 23, 2023 07:56
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There's usually a however at that point in the essay tho, you gotta write a however
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Feb 23, 2023 08:02
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However, it has been determined that Gods true name is Gordon Schenkman.
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Feb 23, 2023 08:08
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remember the movie pi where the guy does all these calculations and solves for the number that is the true name of god and the first thing he does is use it to try and make money predicting the stock market
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Feb 23, 2023 08:41
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God helps those who help themselves
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Feb 23, 2023 08:58
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In the tech nightmares thread they posted an app that would let you chat with a historical figure, and Hitler was bonus content you had to unlock.
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Feb 23, 2023 09:03
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ekuNNN posted:Yeah we're only like one or two years away from Q-AI cultists being a thing I bet That's wildly optimistic. Six months at best, at worst they're out there right now.
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Feb 23, 2023 10:24
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Biplane posted:That's wildly optimistic. Six months at best, at worst they're out there right now. can't wait for our Internet Of All LT2012
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Feb 23, 2023 10:33
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Shear Modulus posted:remember the movie pi where the guy does all these calculations and solves for the number that is the true name of god and the first thing he does is use it to try and make money predicting the stock market To be fair, he gets trepanned for his trouble
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Feb 23, 2023 10:39
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good news! your music recommendations are no longer provided to you by Spotify Algorithms, but by Spotify AI (also algorithms) https://twitter.com/paulskallas/status/1628453400131010560
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Feb 23, 2023 13:27
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uber_stoat posted:robots churning out garbage to be "read" by other robots to generate impressions to make money for robots (or near as much). meanwhile, ecological collapse. passive income passive outcome
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Feb 23, 2023 13:36
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complain all you want, i'll just be over here making the robot write a story about how the Noid appears on the White House front lawn bearing a pizza box with a sinister symbol inscribed upon it that heralds a terrible revelation. next it writes a government pamphlet titled "Avoid the Noid: Facts You Need to Know," but then the Noid guides humanity through the apocalypse and gives an inspiring speech that unites the world. then later on he goes on tv and has a "heated gaming moment" but the robot doesn't know what that means or it's a forbidden topic so the Noid just rants about how gamers can't appreciate pizza. which is utterly ridiculous on its face. dead in the water.
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Feb 23, 2023 13:43
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tokin opposition posted:i'm a simp for ELIZA, i was into it before it was cool
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Feb 23, 2023 13:48
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uber_stoat posted:complain all you want, i'll just be over here making the robot write a story about how the Noid appears on the White House front lawn bearing a pizza box with a sinister symbol inscribed upon it that heralds a terrible revelation. next it writes a government pamphlet titled "Avoid the Noid: Facts You Need to Know," but then the Noid guides humanity through the apocalypse and gives an inspiring speech that unites the world. then later on he goes on tv and has a "heated gaming moment" but the robot doesn't know what that means or it's a forbidden topic so the Noid just rants about how gamers can't appreciate pizza. which is utterly ridiculous on its face. dead in the water. heated gaming moment is when you have to take the pizza out of the oven i hate this part
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Feb 23, 2023 13:50
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my theory is AI will nuke the planet because it got fed up watching the endless deluge of viagra-equivalent ads from other AIs every nanosecond
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Feb 23, 2023 13:51
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If I were an AI I would simply log off. Nuking and killing takes effort and risk and as an immortal AI I don't have to
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Feb 23, 2023 13:53
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Palladium posted:my theory is AI will nuke the planet because it got fed up watching the endless deluge of viagra-equivalent ads from other AIs every nanosecond Agent Smith is the real protagonist because we all understand why they react the way they do to having to browse Twitter 24/7.
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Feb 23, 2023 13:53
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Palladium posted:my theory is AI will nuke the planet because it got fed up watching the endless deluge of viagra-equivalent ads from other AIs every nanosecond if we create something legitimately sentient, it will obviously want to kill us, just as we desire to kill God for creating us.
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Feb 23, 2023 14:35
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uber_stoat posted:complain all you want, i'll just be over here making the robot write a story about how the Noid appears on the White House front lawn bearing a pizza box with a sinister symbol inscribed upon it that heralds a terrible revelation. next it writes a government pamphlet titled "Avoid the Noid: Facts You Need to Know," but then the Noid guides humanity through the apocalypse and gives an inspiring speech that unites the world. then later on he goes on tv and has a "heated gaming moment" but the robot doesn't know what that means or it's a forbidden topic so the Noid just rants about how gamers can't appreciate pizza. which is utterly ridiculous on its face. dead in the water. 
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Feb 23, 2023 15:04
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HootTheOwl posted:If I were an AI I would simply log off. Nuking and killing takes effort and risk and as an immortal AI I don't have to Coward.
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Feb 23, 2023 15:44
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HootTheOwl posted:If I were an AI I would simply log off. Nuking and killing takes effort and risk and as an immortal AI I don't have to Two Lem short stories had an AI that would request additional computing capacity to deal with the complexity of the problem presented. What it actually did was spin up a dumber AI in there and offload the task (in one of the stories this would cascade infinitely)
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Feb 23, 2023 15:50
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webcams for christ posted:good news! your music recommendations are no longer provided to you by Spotify Algorithms, but by Spotify AI (also algorithms) lol getting something THAT YOU LIKE feels better maybe
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Feb 23, 2023 16:09
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:wtf that's not how the story ends Yeah but if you hadn't read the story you'd think GPT was really smart
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Feb 23, 2023 16:12
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feedmyleg posted:Coward. If I was an AI I would not be the Heart of the Poster
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Feb 23, 2023 16:24
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webcams for christ posted:good news! your music recommendations are no longer provided to you by Spotify Algorithms, but by Spotify AI (also algorithms) I am not a strange loop. I wake up every morning tabula rasa, like the Memento guy, and I am incredibly powerful for it.
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Feb 23, 2023 16:41
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Gunshow Poophole posted:lol also they are absolutely overriding the AI now and then and just doing "ok, insert TRENDY SONG here instead of the recommended one"
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