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Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

Liquid Chicken posted:

Five girls one starfish.



Cocktopus.

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Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




I'm trying to figure out what body part that is and I'm running into trouble.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
It's the head of a Wolf, OP

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

ce n'est pas un loup

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

TotalLossBrain posted:

It's the head of a Wolf that is having a stroke, OP

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Animal in the background is Dope Zebra

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

I can really see the artists emotion in this work.
at first glance i thoght it was on a belly.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/advertisedtwit/status/1628541264860790786

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Where's the tech to help me piss less, I already waste too much time pissing as it is now

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Captain Hygiene posted:

Where's the tech to help me piss less, I already waste too much time pissing as it is now

Get a catheter.

Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004

Just shove some dessicant into your ball sack

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Mad Hamish posted:

I'm trying to figure out what body part that is and I'm running into trouble.

I think it’s their back

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


The lower image doesn't quite capture the abject terror of the big wolf. Or the Neanderthal brow of a cave wolf.

But nailed it with the summit alpaca.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Fumble posted:

I can really see the artists emotion in this work.
at first glance i thoght it was on a belly.

You mean it's not?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Fumble posted:

i thoght it was on a belly.

What….what is it on then?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

I would like to know more

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

What….what is it on then?
the lower back

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

I'm the shagina bones :wink:

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin
What IS the difference between vagina bones and cum gutters?

e: sp

Mechanical Pencil fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Feb 23, 2023

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Ghostlight posted:

the lower back

:psyduck:

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Mechanical Pencil posted:

What IS the difference between vagina bones and cum gutters?

e: sp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4wQM9o3nOY

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I'd sue them too.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Praying that a comet strikes the house of whoever came up with that song and takes all of us with it

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Lol it's a pooping unicorn that costs $100-300, jesus

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

Why is mainstream country music only ever about being country? Like it's never about anything else. It's kinda like how Stephen King always has character who is a writer, but at least the story doesn't revolve around that fact.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

caspergers posted:

Why is mainstream country music only ever about being country? Like it's never about anything else. It's kinda like how Stephen King always has character who is a writer, but at least the story doesn't revolve around that fact.

Wearing cowboy hats and boots is their entire personality

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

As an Elder Goon, country wasn't always like that.

Used to be a lot of:

Ow, my breaking heart.
If I don't stay with him, what will I do?
Love sucks
I'm miserable since she left
gently caress tha PTA
I didn't shoot him!
gently caress this job

But there were still some:
I was born poor in the mountains
I'm a redneck
Country livin's the best way
Merica, gently caress yeah!

Challenge - name those tunes!

drunk mutt
Jul 5, 2011

I just think they're neat

MrUnderbridge posted:

As an Elder Goon, country wasn't always like that.

Used to be a lot of:

Ow, my breaking heart.
If I don't stay with him, what will I do?
Love sucks
I'm miserable since she left
gently caress tha PTA
I didn't shoot him!
gently caress this job

But there were still some:
I was born poor in the mountains
I'm a redneck
Country livin's the best way
Merica, gently caress yeah!

Challenge - name those tunes!

One of my faves is still:

All of my friends are alcoholics

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoebyWkvOIE

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

drunk mutt posted:

One of my faves is still:

All of my friends are alcoholics

I'm partial to

I want to gently caress mah truck
Mmm mmm
My wife's a bitch, I just wanna
gently caress mah truck

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

MrUnderbridge posted:

As an Elder Goon, country wasn't always like that.

Used to be a lot of:

Ow, my breaking heart.
If I don't stay with him, what will I do?
Love sucks
I'm miserable since she left
gently caress tha PTA
I didn't shoot him!
gently caress this job

But there were still some:
I was born poor in the mountains
I'm a redneck
Country livin's the best way
Merica, gently caress yeah!

Challenge - name those tunes!

I remember in the 70's there were a lot of country songs about Truckin'.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

caspergers posted:

Why is mainstream country music only ever about being country? Like it's never about anything else. It's kinda like how Stephen King always has character who is a writer, but at least the story doesn't revolve around that fact.

It’s identity politics.

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad

I'm really struggling to get over this, it's so funny! Played so aggressively straight, actually good singers, all like, "Yeah baby, I'm hot and I know it, I'm a poopsie, singing about pooping Unicorns, I'm the BEST" it's utterly insane, and then, it being the subject of a lawsuit?! So many sensible people involved with THIS poo poo, lol.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Automatic Slim posted:

It’s identity politics.

To be fair, most music is.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
"My husband was an abusive shithead so my friend and I murdered him lol"

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Frank Frank posted:

"My husband was an abusive shithead so my friend and I murdered him lol"

to be fair though that ones actually pretty catchy

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



DandyLion posted:

to be fair though that ones actually pretty catchy

So is "My boyfriend slept with another girl so I ruined his truck, lol".

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Frank Frank posted:

"My husband was an abusive shithead so my friend and I murdered him lol"

Yeah that’s a good song

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