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Jel Shaker posted:the gently caress is a mission? sounds like a warhammer 40k thing or the spanish inquisition A mission can fail and it can be blamed on someone else.
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I have yet to see these five missions actually laid out or explained. Great launch guys!
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he's giving a speech today with them because there is nothing kieth loves more than a relaunch
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never mind they got posted lol https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/1628725919442411522?s=20
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Mission 1: Tap the big sign marked 'businesses' Mission 2: tap the other big sign marked 'the newspapers' Mission 3, 4, 5: fill this in later
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its pretty funny and illustrates the state of the modern UK that something like an ID card and joined up single-sign-on for government, automatic address changes, etc that is normal and good in other countries can't be embraced here because of how poo poo/corrupt/useless the government is better things aren't possible!
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Mission 1: Germany: Growth of 0.1% from 5.0% to 5.1% France: Growth of 0.2% from 4.7% to 4.9% UK: Growth of 0.3% from -0.4% to -0.1% UK NUMBER ONE MISSION ACCOMPLISHED LEADER FOR LIFE ROLLL OUT THE BARRELLLL happyhippy has issued a correction as of 14:16 on Feb 23, 2023 |
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The empires back baby
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Do not become addicted to tomatoes
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Jose posted:never mind they got posted lol magic beans for every household slightly fewer speed cameras
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why doesn’t rhe UK just import tomatoes from a warm country … oh right yeah.
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"break down the barriers to opportunity" is genuinely impressive in how it tries so hard to be meaningless but still makes it extremely clear that they will do nothing to help you.
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A local Labour county councillor was at Labours recent big local government conference, Lisa Nandy was the keynote speaker and responded to every question of "elections are in 3 months we desperately need to know what the policies are" with "tell us what you want us to do"
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i am harry posted:let them eat turnips
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we should turn to a seasonal food model imo
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Wanting food to be available all year round is unrealistic lefty nonsense. Glad the adults are in the room
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I like the idea of regional and seasonal foods. It was a big part of culture, at least here, that's been lost as everything flattened. My problem in this case is that it's not a return to local, or God forbid, family farms, but rather very obviously being done because of shortages. There's none of the benefits for the environment or local economy that are supposed to come from the shift back to regional agriculture. I would guess all of the money would still go to major agribusinesses, who would still truck food to supermarkets. There's this thing in neoliberalism where they appeal to the culture they destroyed when the contradictions become unmanageable, and it always rings hollow to me. e: and beyond that, forgive me if this is not how it worked in the UK, how it worked before was that people would fill their root cellars with vegetables and make all sorts of fruit and vegetable preserves. Later on, canning supplemented this as well. Not only has no-one stocked up like that this winter, people buy groceries every week or so now, have nowhere to keep a winter's worth of root vegetables, but also the way prices are going nobody could. I would like it if maple was special in March, apples in September and so on. That meant something, that sense of time and place has been lost in our culture today. However, telling people to do that as a "gently caress you. Figure it out." is not really on the level of bringing back the varied meals, seasonal foods, rhythm of life, of Piers Ploughman or whatever. Frosted Flake has issued a correction as of 15:29 on Feb 23, 2023 |
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Frosted Flake posted:There's this thing in neoliberalism where they appeal to the culture they destroyed when the contradictions become unmanageable, and it always rings hollow to me. This is a good way to put it and I'm going to hold onto it
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Thinking necessarily about aspects of lettuce
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CGI Stardust posted:misery to be phased out, and replaced by happy things Shedding a single tear for monkey dust
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Turnips aren't bad, but I'm not creative enough to make them good.
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Jose posted:he's such a bad public speaker and can't even suppress the laugh when talking about the members at 0:32, he starts to say "our G(overnment)" but switches to saying "our party"
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the sex ghost posted:Wanting food to be available all year round is unrealistic lefty nonsense. Glad the adults are in the room the sunny brexit uplands has fortuitously led us to a British take (or flavour as it were) on “the nordic cuisine” principles of eating only locally grown and seasonal foods, simply put, the U.K. is now the Noma restaurant but on a national scale i will be celebrating by eating some weeds growing out of a lamppost covered in dog wee with a puddle chaser
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Surprised no Tories have gone with the line that rationing is good because it's like the war
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i think we are still in the #fake news stage
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obviously fermenting tomatoes in giant mason jars and living off seasonally available food is The Way. it's just that instead of any sort of acceptable encouragement to change and adapt to that way of living from the current "HERE BUY THIS!" method of everything, they're basically just saying, "Well look, you've had your entire life to drum up books worth of knowledge about how people used to live, and arguably plenty of time to prepare not only your garden, but also your root cellar, for this very moment we've insisted would never come."
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Zeroisanumber posted:Turnips aren't bad, but I'm not creative enough to make them good. i think you’re supposed to make “chips” with them
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it rules that because they forced him on us despite it obviously being a loving disaster they're now forced to follow him everywhere because he's an ex-PM https://twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1628787579809062915?s=20
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he's so loving bad lol https://twitter.com/SaulStaniforth/status/1628728693286662144?s=20
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He's basically gonna win by default just by turning up but Keir eating absolute poo poo would be uproariously funny for the 11 seconds before remembering that rishi has got a mandate to do gently caress all while the final copper wires are pulled out of the nation's walls (This will also happen under labour but they'll look sad while it happens. Some of them. Maybe)
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It's still insane to me that he got away with pinning the entire anti-Semitism scandal on Corbyn. Tens of thousands of cases of anti-semitism across only a few years, but it's OK, we got the one bad guy. It was all his fault, the entire culture of casual anti-semitism was because of this one guy, who we fired, please don't look into it anymore. And then when Jewish Labour members complained about it, they got kicked out too without a word of mention from the media. Because the scandal was over because they caught the bad guy. Amazing.
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 Psst, got some lovely tomato ketchup sachets coming in on Tuesday. Real thing, want in? - London 2025 happyhippy has issued a correction as of 17:36 on Feb 23, 2023 |
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