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Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

What's a Kazar (Kaezar?). Anyone know?

Kaiser?

# ? Feb 23, 2023 15:54

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 18:16

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

I don�t think so. Pronounced with a hard A - like the word �quasars� except with a K instead of a Q

# ? Feb 23, 2023 15:55

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

I don’t think so. Pronounced with a hard A - like the word “quasars” except with a K instead of a Q

Ohhhhh. Gotcha. No idea.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 15:58

yugioh mishima: Oct 22, 2020

Frank Frank posted:

What's a Kazar (Kaezar?). Anyone know?

i would guess nathen means khazar (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khazars) so he�s just doing a weird old timey anti-Semitism

# ? Feb 23, 2023 15:59

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Shishkabob with cheddar cheese that was a difficult read.

edit- he is definitely antisemitic so it's 100% that

# ? Feb 23, 2023 16:04

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

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Frank Frank posted:

5) Increasing extreme luck for a perfect day.

This sounds like an Ulillillia crossover concept

And yes, Nathen holds exclusively abhorrent views so always assume the worst

# ? Feb 23, 2023 16:59

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Anyone get the King John reference? Was he famous for summoning people or something? Knowing Nathen, this is probably a reference to the Disney Robin Hood cartoon rather than the actual historical figure.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 17:07

istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

yugioh mishima posted:

i would guess nathen means khazar (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khazars) so he�s just doing a weird old timey anti-Semitism

When I start typing Khazar into the Google search bar on Safari, it suggests a conspiracy theory page about the "Hidden History of the Incredibly Evil Khazarian Mafia" that is trying to "eradicate all Abrahamic Religions" so I think this is spot on. I didn't want to dig any deeper than that, the magical 3rd button above Nathfield's incredibly endowed crotch was enough brain-rot for today.

Thank you, Frank Frank, for putting your sanity at risk on everyone else's behalf.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 17:12

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Also lol that he co-opted the "love me feed me don't leave me" song for this stupid podcast/cartoon even though it has nothing to do with anything and makes zero sense in-context.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 17:32

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

You're doing Mulk's work, Frank Frank, thanks so much for sparing my ears.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 17:34

oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Frank Frank posted:

Also lol that he co-opted the "love me feed me don't leave me" song for this stupid podcast/cartoon even though it has nothing to do with anything and makes zero sense in-context.

I listened to the podcast and at no point does anything make any sense anyway so why not use that song

# ? Feb 23, 2023 20:00

istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

The song will likely be one of the first assets available for licensing on eGeez

# ? Feb 23, 2023 20:32

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

the evil eye he�s referring to is probably this 🧿

# ? Feb 23, 2023 20:34

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Now you've done it.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 20:36

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

I will listen to episode 4 but I am not excited for Episode 4.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 20:43

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

MassRafTer posted:

I will listen to episode 4 but I am not excited for Episode 4.

If it doubles in length again I am going to be upset.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 20:50

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Frank Frank posted:

What's a Kazar (Kaezar?). Anyone know?

Khazars. It's anti-Semitism.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 21:05

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Reminder that Nathen Mazri is not an antisemite on the account of that awful short film he did/was in. You know, that film with all the antisemitism.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 21:18

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

I opened the podcast, dropped the play cursor on this line, and subsequently closed the podcast

https://i.imgur.com/Mld9CtI.mp4

you must never listen to this

# ? Feb 23, 2023 21:31

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Drunk Nerds posted:

You're doing Mulk's work, Frank Frank, thanks so much for sparing my ears.

You need to listen if only for Angel Gabby saying "rub your tinky winky"

# ? Feb 23, 2023 21:43

CodfishCartographer: Feb 23, 2010; Gadus Maprocephalus; Pillbug

Frank Frank posted:

Ok, thankfully Gaby tells him to shut up and asks him not to get perverted �like that new Indian Velma�. Ok now he�s just reading some article about Mindy Kaeling aloud. This is like ad-copy for the Velma show or something. Gaby also says that Kaeling has �Done other sinful things but she can�t say. Sorry!� (the sentence just ends there)
Nathfield replies, �OMG, it�s like changing the McDonalds arch from yellow to green� (???)
Gaby agrees.

This was just a lazy jab at the new Velma cartoon, rather than an ad for it. Nathfield's McDonalds arch comment is either in regards to the fact that Velma's Indian now, or the fact that they made an adult cartoon out of a children's cartoon, I'm pretty sure it's the latter but who knows. He's upset they changed something, and uses the McDonalds' arch as a comparison for changing an iconic thing everyone recognizes, as though just changing things is bad.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 21:43

Magissima: Apr 15, 2013; I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.; Soiled Meat

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Khazars. It's anti-Semitism.

It's not the first time he's mentioned them either

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1623428951610720256

# ? Feb 23, 2023 22:00

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Magissima posted:

It's not the first time he's mentioned them either

NathfieldEats: Khazar You Entergaged Yet?

# ? Feb 23, 2023 22:03

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

CodfishCartographer posted:

This was just a lazy jab at the new Velma cartoon, rather than an ad for it. Nathfield's McDonalds arch comment is either in regards to the fact that Velma's Indian now, or the fact that they made an adult cartoon out of a children's cartoon, I'm pretty sure it's the latter but who knows. He's upset they changed something, and uses the McDonalds' arch as a comparison for changing an iconic thing everyone recognizes, as though just changing things is bad.

No I get that. It starts as a jab but then he is clearly reading some other article or ad for the show verbatim and then cuts back to insulting it. The article has a totally different tone (and more competent writing style) than Nathen has.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 22:07

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Magissima posted:

It's not the first time he's mentioned them either

Leave it to Nathen to not be content to be a racist. He has to be an incredibly WEIRD racist.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 22:09

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

Thread delivers :stare:

# ? Feb 23, 2023 22:14

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Velma does suck and Mindy Kaling should be in fork jail tho.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 23:11

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zerUmX8XaXs

# ? Feb 23, 2023 23:28

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Elephant Ambush posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zerUmX8XaXs

I made it three minutes before this guy's weird vibe made me close the window.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 23:34

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

kntfkr posted:

Velma does suck and Mindy Kaling should be in fork jail tho.

Yes but maybe not for weird racist/bigoted reasons

# ? Feb 23, 2023 23:36

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

�Ok, so Garfield didn�t work. What do Americans love next best to Garfield? Eureka! Anti-Semitic conspiracy theories! They�ll have to love my branding now!�

# ? Feb 23, 2023 23:37

EasilyConfused: Nov 21, 2009; one strong toad

Drunk Nerds posted:

You're doing Mulk's work, Frank Frank, thanks so much for sparing my ears.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 23:39

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I made it three minutes before this guy's weird vibe made me close the window.

I made it about ten seconds

Honestly overall I am often quite surprised to find myself enjoying zany Generation Z Internet content but many people need to realize they need to outsource the narration for their wacky videos (I mean on some level the point is to sound cringe I am sure)

# ? Feb 24, 2023 00:44

selan dyin: Dec 27, 2007

I took "where are we going again?" immediately transitioning to the garfieldeats song to mean they are literally going to garfieldeats in the next episode

I could be wrong, after the first couple minutes I just completely lost the ability to comprehend anything that's happening

# ? Feb 24, 2023 03:24

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Dr. Quarex posted:

I made it about ten seconds

Honestly overall I am often quite surprised to find myself enjoying zany Generation Z Internet content but many people need to realize they need to outsource the narration for their wacky videos (I mean on some level the point is to sound cringe I am sure)

There's a fine line between wacky and cringe and 99% of youtube channels are on the wrong side of that line.

# ? Feb 24, 2023 03:30

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

It's just annoying imo when there's something that looks relatively interesting to watch, isn't 3+ hours long but the video creator's voice is impossible to listen to or worse, they insist on showing their faces most of the time. God invented cigarettes to give us gruffy booming voices for a reason.

# ? Feb 25, 2023 00:34