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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Mr Phillby posted:

I've been listening to their episodes on alex jone's various trials and depositions which are really in depth and interesting. Its very funny getting a window into just how incompetent an operation infowars is. The episode about alex's dad's deposition was very interesting, he's a slightly more slippery kind of bullshit artist than alex it turns out.

Theres like 700 epsisodes covering individual infowars episodes and i do not have the stomach for that but they do good work i think.

Dan is quite literally the world's foremost Alexjonesologist; indeed, he might remember more about Alex Jones than Alex Jones does. He also fully acknowledges that extended direct exposure causes brain damage. which is part of why he takes regular breaks from Alex coverage

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

He consulted on the trial in his capacity as the best and possibly only alex jones scholar in the world.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Arsenips sprawled across the English coastline as far as the eye can see

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Arsenip brushitta

kingturnip posted:

I've had my phone on all day, but no call yet from Therese Coffey. weird.
Check your Coffey filter.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Just Another Lurker posted:

Over here we call a swede a turnip and your turnip an english turnip. :shrug:

I dice them with carrots & potatoes into 1 inch cubes, season with black pepper and mixed herbs air fry the lot, very tasty.

good job, there you go, you’ve instantly turned it into “foreign food” and now no one on these septic isles will ever eat it

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
TERFnips are the most cherished specialism of Britain

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I've gone back to Pratchett's later books, since a rewatch of Shaun's video about Harry Potter piqued my interest about Snuff. God, it's difficult going. I know why, obviously, and I don't hold it against the guy at all, but it's so badly written. Everyone speaks in long, complex monologues, the kind that the pre-symptoms books would save for the emotional climaxes, and the narration is about the same but with far fewer commas than there should be. It's genuinely difficult to take any of it in.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

smellmycheese posted:

All that “who remembers the war and proper Binmen?” crowd must be over the moon



MAM'S TURNUP AND;- ASSBESTOS,, PIE NIVAR DUN ME NOARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

*replaces eyeball in socket*

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
(*whereupon it spins wildly*)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

brutality will never grind down the will of the free, also the army should be sent in to break strikes.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Imagine if the McCains stopped coming in
Vitriol shift from boats to freezers

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Freshly squeezed turnip juice for breakfast
Turnip stew for lunch
Turnip fries and grilled roadkill hedgehog for supper

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Freshly squeezed turnip juice for breakfast
Turnip stew for lunch
Turnip fries and grilled roadkill hedgehog for supper

Live from the Sunlit Uplands:

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib
Someone once told me that in the middle ages, turnips were considered animal feed and inedible to humans. So much so that a bunch of monks resorted to cannibalism rather than eat them. A decision I can 100% understand.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Endjinneer posted:

Someone once told me that in the middle ages, turnips were considered animal feed and inedible to humans. So much so that a bunch of monks resorted to cannibalism rather than eat them. A decision I can 100% understand.

Prisoners rioted because they objected to being fed lobsters. And so independent Australia was born.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1628833733330468866

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Endjinneer posted:

Someone once told me that in the middle ages, turnips were considered animal feed and inedible to humans. So much so that a bunch of monks resorted to cannibalism rather than eat them. A decision I can 100% understand.

Turnip is delicious and those guys were dumb as gently caress.

Or else it was some older cultivar that hadn't been bred not to taste like poo poo, idk.

And that lobster thing is a fascinating bit of historical irony - but every time it comes I viscerally imagine being served prison lobster that's been out of the sea for over a week in a time before refrigeration. Mmm nah

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Zalakwe posted:

Just a final one folk haven't mentioned. If you have a phone, or better yet a watch, that can use them, Strava (premium) or Garmin Connect (standard version) can auto-create routes from your location or wherever you fancy really. I'm a keen runner and use the functionality quite a lot. It knows a lot of public access routes that a lot of folk won't be aware of as well as some you have to jump fences for.

If cost is prohibitive I have at least two old Garmins kicking around in drawers and would be happy to mail you one.

Thanks once more everyone for all the nice replies! Zalakwe, that's an incredibly kind offer and I will PM you my info.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
People thought that tomatoes were poisonous unless cooked into ketchup, and potatoes were only declared safe to eat in the 1770s.

I guess if you lack empirical and statistical testing then it's probably best to err on the the side of caution rather than eat a mushroom that makes you piss your liver out two weeks later, but there's such a thing as too cautious. (And too chauvinist, if you eat nothing but maize then your skin will fall off, unless you listen to the guys who have been growing and consuming it for millennia and nixtamalize it first. Some people would rather avoid a vegetable altogether than talk to a foreign though, as we are seeing.)

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Everything is edible at least once

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Except Durian, gently caress that poo poo

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016

Cookie Cutter posted:

It's the same kind of talk I've heard to dismiss those things in favour of a more simplistic narrative, if I'm mistaken in that then it's my bad, either way it is not a very good post.

It's this. I was making the same point, that the west would use the Oh They've Always Been Like That as an excuse for everything (made-up words like whataboutism and reverse-whataboutism as a deflection from crimes closer to home, which is itself true - it was a tactic - and also itself whataboutism, it's fractal, heck the US alone has people that still cope and seethe over the embarrassment of Sputnik 1 and Luna 9, so you better believe they were itching to bloody the nose first chance they got), and encapsulating it with the true fact that shock doctrine itself is a historical factor. A factor that happened, in history. The opposite of dismissing. This is UKMT after all.

Also this little box has a 50000 character limit, so I have to be succinct. Brevity. Soul. Wit. I try, most times I fail. Mea culpa.

Dabir posted:

I took that as them having the opinion that shock doctrine was responsible but being too cowardly to express it for some reason.

Sincere thanks for getting it right :tipshat: in my absence but I really don't think it was necessary to backhand it with cowardly.

Anyway, bygones. Let's leave it here, it's Poker Face time.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

You're posting like a weirdo about a very fraught topic, don't be surprised if people interpret it uncharitably.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Diet Crack posted:

Except Durian, gently caress that poo poo

Durian is the true test of whiteness.

Mebh
May 10, 2010


Was a cool moon, jupiter, venus lineup in the sky tonight.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Z the IVth posted:

Durian is the true test of whiteness.

Honestly, it's not the worst smelling thing coming out of Malaysia - there's a certain fish prepared dish that can make even the most cultured gag the gently caress out. Like a fish sauce but heavy hitting on the nose and almost suffocating.

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

Tarnop posted:

Thanks once more everyone for all the nice replies! Zalakwe, that's an incredibly kind offer and I will PM you my info.

One last one for you https://www.walkingenglishman.com/ is a really nice collection of walks and information in a lovely retro layout. You'll be able to load the gpx file onto Zalakwe's garmin thing for directions (insert crusty rant about not just navigating off gadgets here) and there's good directions and nice photos on the site to inspire you. Various smartphone apps will allow you to download openstreetmap and overlay the gpx as well. Openstreetmap isn't anything like as accurate as OS but for free it's not bad.

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



Mebh posted:

Was a cool moon, jupiter, venus lineup in the sky tonight.



Saw this earlier! Assumed it must be Jupiter and Venus.

Neat to see the UK's latitude so clearly illustrated.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Reminds me to go looking at the Horns of Venus again. And the Galilean moons. And decent dark sky spots in general.

And the angles of latitude, but some still say that's just because the Jesuits and Jews invented trigonometry and protractors :tinfoil: :mason:

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Guavanaut posted:

People thought that tomatoes were poisonous unless cooked into ketchup, and potatoes were only declared safe to eat in the 1770s.

I guess if you lack empirical and statistical testing then it's probably best to err on the the side of caution rather than eat a mushroom that makes you piss your liver out two weeks later, but there's such a thing as too cautious. (And too chauvinist, if you eat nothing but maize then your skin will fall off, unless you listen to the guys who have been growing and consuming it for millennia and nixtamalize it first. Some people would rather avoid a vegetable altogether than talk to a foreign though, as we are seeing.)

I got extremely sick from potatoes when I was a penniless post-grad. I had bought a bunch of spuds into uni to do in the microwave when I had to be in at lunchtime and kept them in my desk drawer. Anyway, they started sprouting but I had paid good money for them so I ate them anyway. Fortunately my bathroom layout had the sink very close to the throne. Got me out of a 9am fluid dynamics lecture the next morning though (mind you as the only student in that class my absence was noted - I did phone in!)

I've taken to watching Naked & Afraid late evenings (to get survival tips for the apocalypse) - tonight they were so desperate for food the woman killed a snake and the managed to cook it on a fire and munched it. The main learning point from several episodes is you must get warm dry shelter. Yesterday one got carted off to hospital with near-fatal hypothermia after days of unrelenting rain and cold and the other was going hypothermic by the time the medics insist he stop. Tonight's took days before they got a fire to light and took some time building a shelter and were also edging hypothermia.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Feb 24, 2023

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Mebh posted:

Was a cool moon, jupiter, venus lineup in the sky tonight.



I saw those earlier over a local hill just after sundown. I would have taken a photo but hadn't got my phone on me. Also explains why it's -3C tonight sky so clear.

Diet Crack posted:

Honestly, it's not the worst smelling thing coming out of Malaysia - there's a certain fish prepared dish that can make even the most cultured gag the gently caress out. Like a fish sauce but heavy hitting on the nose and almost suffocating.

My former Nigerian flatmate used to cook some absolutely vile-smelling fish thing. Before I knew what the smell was I'd been sitting in the living room (the kitchen was a cooker on the stairs just outside the living room) sniffing the air going 'what's that awful smell?' until one of the other flatmates shushed me!

Oh and how could I forget 'smelly fish holiday' in Egypt - "Sham Nessim" on Easter Monday (Coptic Easter which isn't usually the same as Western Easter). They cook this horrible smelling fish thing. I stayed home that day.

https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20170323-the-deadly-dish-people-love-to-eat


Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Feb 24, 2023

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

skip your fluid dynamics lecture to experience fluid dynamics in your bathroom

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

OwlFancier posted:

skip your fluid dynamics lecture to experience fluid dynamics in your bathroom

With added viscosity.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Read about The Turnip Winter here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turnip_Winter

The Turnip Winter (German: Steckrübenwinter) of 1916 to 1917 was a period of profound civilian hardship in Germany during World War I.

quote:

...

Traditionally used as animal feed, the root vegetable was virtually the only food available throughout the winter of 1917. Malnourishment and illness claimed thousands of lives, mainly those of civilians, and wounded soldiers who had returned to the home front. A distinct example of the conditions at home in Germany was the spike in female mortality, which when compared to pre-war rates, increased by 11.5% in 1916 and 30% in 1917.[2] This rate increased due to malnutrition and disease that was commonplace amongst the German populace. The famine and hardship of the Turnip Winter severely affected the morale within Germany, revealing to the Germans just how hard-pressed the nation-state had become under the duress of the war.[citation needed]

etc


And we're not even at war! Even supermarkets on the Ukrainian front line have tomatoes & other fresh veg in them.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I love how the press announce veg is scarce and the entire country starts eating the same diet as a guinea pig. Swiping it up "just in case"

Which speaking of, is really loving annoying because getting veg for my guineas is going to be really hard for a while, the only thing resembling a green grocer we have is Lidl

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Read about The Turnip Winter here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turnip_Winter

The Turnip Winter (German: Steckrübenwinter) of 1916 to 1917 was a period of profound civilian hardship in Germany during World War I.

And we're not even at war! Even supermarkets on the Ukrainian front line have tomatoes & other fresh veg in them.

Wait until you hear about the comparative UK body counts of 12 years of Tories against 12 years of Hitler. I don't think people realise just yet, but we are at war.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Class war isn't a thing, that's why nobody talks about it.

That's the only reason nobody talks about it.

Everybody knows that.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Jedit posted:

Wait until you hear about the comparative UK body counts of 12 years of Tories against 12 years of Hitler. I don't think people realise just yet, but we are at war.

I think Hitler got more people killed

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Failed Imagineer posted:

I think Hitler got more people killed

I'm assuming they mean British casualties as opposed to overall casualties.

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Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

Nilbop posted:

Class war isn't a thing, that's why nobody talks about it.

That's the only reason nobody talks about it.

Everybody knows that.

Class war only gets mentioned when one side tries to fight back. Otherwise it's just how things are done around here.

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