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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
I pressed F. :911:

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Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
Oops. Meant to post in the 30 rock thread

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

tek79 posted:

sometimes and that people used their mouths for things more than just kissing.

wait what?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

How come this lady is crazy but the pope is ok to talk directly with god? Not fair

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I shot myself at the end of Spec Ops: The Line and I still bear the emotional scars to this very day

OMG the other person who played that game! So... do you think the entire last level was actually real, or was it all in your character's head because he had a psychotic break after the white phosphorus part?

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
I'm a poster on various forums.

I've fought in wars you know.

PuttyKnife
Jan 2, 2006

Despair brings the puttyknife down.

credburn posted:

A friend of mine is in the army, can I glean a little privilege and respect from this or no?

If my uncle that works at Nintendo has anything to say about it, no.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

I went to an air show once. I expect to be saluted but I'll allow it to be sloppy.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


PuttyKnife posted:

If my uncle that works at Nintendo has anything to say about it, no.
Your Nintendo uncle is still on the poo poo list for the OLED Switch not having performance upgrades. :colbert:

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/azardey3/status/1628160815336460289

The guy in the second one was having a good laugh at the Americaban lady.

She was a prof at St John's? Private schools are all chud factories, even in and around nyc

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Stryder posted:

OMG the other person who played that game! So... do you think the entire last level was actually real, or was it all in your character's head because he had a psychotic break after the white phosphorus part?

No it’s a real game, I played it too

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 36 hours!
If the US falls into civil war, it’ll be great news for GM and the banks. They’ll make billions selling V6 Camaros to all the new enlistees at 32.49%!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Buce posted:

i've worked in the railroad industry for my entire career, (heavy haul and transit) and if people knew what an unregulated mess it is, and how dire the state of our rail infrastructure is, they'd never get within 100 ft of a train or tracks.

My dad worked for Conrail for a looong time (up until the late 80s) as a detective over in Rensselaer. I wonder what kind of crazy rear end stories he has to tell.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Chief McHeath posted:

If the US falls into civil war, it’ll be great news for GM and the banks. They’ll make billions selling V6 Camaros to all the new enlistees at 32.49%!

The billboards around large military bases are insane

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






TotalLossBrain posted:

The billboards around large military bases are insane

Has anyone in Congress ever suggested passing a law to ban payday loan joints from being within say, 50 miles of a military base? God that would be hilarious.

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Dearest Martha,
Lol.



"Sullivan_Dick_Balloon69 was killed a week later at the first Nashville IHOP Dustup."

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

rafikki posted:

“I am a veteran” long pause “of a military family”

No doubt she's one of those wives/mothers that takes valor from something a family member did.

I want to know what these pornographic books are because so far aside from that one mistake order from years ago there's been nothing. But boy howdy is this moron convinced everywhere there is pornographic material being stockpiled to corrupt your sweet innocent children.

poo poo, around 10 I was given a Playboy from one of my friends. My parents found it. My dad cut the centerfold out and taped it to my ceiling over my bed

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






SocketWrench posted:

No doubt she's one of those wives/mothers that takes valor from something a family member did.

I want to know what these pornographic books are because so far aside from that one mistake order from years ago there's been nothing. But boy howdy is this moron convinced everywhere there is pornographic material being stockpiled to corrupt your sweet innocent children.

poo poo, around 10 I was given a Playboy from one of my friends. My parents found it. My dad cut the centerfold out and taped it to my ceiling over my bed

Kids these days will never know the unbridled joy of finding a stack of gently caress books in the woods behind the playground. A drat shame.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Stryder posted:

I had to listen to that goddamn desert shield song on the radio OVER and OVER and OVER again. Where's my yellow ribbon medal?

Which one? Wind beneath my wings or proud to be 'Murican?

gently caress, I want a medal for having to listen to all that 'Murica songs and made up poo poo from 9/11.

Thinking on it, I think I've done more military service than that woman. I was a civil War reenactor from 1994-2000.

SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Feb 23, 2023

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






SocketWrench posted:

Which one? Wind beneath my wings or proud to be 'Murican?

gently caress, I want a medal for having to listen to all that 'Murica songs and made up poo poo from 9/11.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsbHHQtnklg

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

SocketWrench posted:

Which one? Wind beneath my wings or proud to be 'Murican?

gently caress, I want a medal for having to listen to all that 'Murica songs and made up poo poo from 9/11.

This one. It was on every five goddamn minutes because I think there was a charitable donation involved for every time it was requested or it just became the official song of parents whose kids just shipped off to die for oil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzS-INaPNJw

quote:

In 1991, American singer Oleta Adams released her cover of "Get Here", which was taken from her 1990 album, Circle of One. It was while Adams was visiting Stockholm, Sweden that she heard Russell's song playing in a record store and was sufficiently impressed with the song to record it for her album. Adams's version of "Get Here" was issued as a single in early 1991. World events at this time gave the song a resonance as an anthem for the US troops in the Gulf War—underscored by the lyrics "You can reach me by caravan / Cross the desert like an Arab man"—which sent Adams's single into the top ten of the Billboard Hot 100 in the spring of 1991.

Stryder fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Feb 23, 2023

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Stryder posted:

This one. It was on every five goddamn minutes because I think there was a charitable donation involved for every time it was requested or it just became the official song of parents whose kids just shipped off to die for oil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzS-INaPNJw

One of my oldest friends joined the military to help with his student loans and even after doing a tour in Afghanistan he STILL had to make payments for a good fifteen years. Fuckin owned lmao what an idiot.

He went to SUNY Binghamton for four years and then grad school at Syracuse (which alone cost him at least $45k in 2005 dollars.)

haljordan fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Feb 23, 2023

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

Verdugo posted:

Sure, but

1) Due to the way states are gerrrymandered it's not neccesarily a majority of the population of that state;
2) Even if it was, we don't get to just write off the rest of the population there, who are already likely disadvantaged, disenfranchised, unable to leave due to personal, financial, or other concerns.

Just because Desantis is a dick doesn't mean the entire state is worthless and we should be OK with them "divorcing." Government has responsibility for all its citizens, not just the party in power.

https://gerrymander.princeton.edu/redistricting-report-card?planId=recGXGgCh8REltOnL

Lol, you're trying to claim florida is not a shithole that is better off becoming the American version of Atlantis?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

N. Senada posted:

How come this lady is crazy but the pope is ok to talk directly with god? Not fair

He has the right sort of hat, duh.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



does anyone know the beautiful 9/11 america song where a guy belts out a rock ballad as angels and/or ghosts of first responders descend from the sky to the beach he's on? the only lyrics i can remember is him saying "america"

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.


:lol:

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011






On Sunday. 3 days from now.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
What about paper towels, will there be paper towels?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

IncredibleIgloo posted:

On Sunday. 3 days from now.

That's the day when you receive the blessed Sacrament

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






TotalLossBrain posted:

What about paper towels, will there be paper towels?

Remember when Trump was hucking paper towels to the crowd like a world class dickhole and one of his handlers had to stop him from doing the same with some canned goods?

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Sorry about the vinyl chloride cancer. Please enjoy this novelty plastic bottle.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Trump Water is extremely potent, one bottle will last a long time.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


forgot to put "TRUMP" in quotes, for shame

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


wonder how much of the demand is from residents and how much is from the travelling circus

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






The Trump Bottled Water Line is the new Trump Boat Parade

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Ghostlight posted:

does anyone know the beautiful 9/11 america song where a guy belts out a rock ballad as angels and/or ghosts of first responders descend from the sky to the beach he's on? the only lyrics i can remember is him saying "america"

no, that's right, that is the only lyric

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
David Zaslav Praises CNN Adding More GOP Voices; “Balance Strategy” Is “Important,” Warner Bros Discovery Boss Says


https://deadline.com/2023/02/cnn-gop-david-zaslav-praises-trategy-warner-bros-discovery-1235269314/

Promising “2023 will be a year of building,” Warner Bros Discovery boss David Zaslav made a point today on the company’s latest earnings call to sing the praises of CNN’s “more inclusive range of voices and viewpoints.”

Pledging to “continue advancing on this balance strategy,” the CEO of the cable newser’s parent company singled out having more members of the Republican Party on the air. Pointing to the nearly weeklong chaos last month of the bickering GOP over 15 ballots to elect a Speaker in the House of Representatives, Zaslav noted “when over 70 Republicans came on our air during the congressional speaker election process.”

In wide-ranging remarks on WBD Q2 results released Thursday, Zaslav said he wanted CNN “to be the place for fact based reporting and thoughtful discourse that is broader than politics of sport.” Often attacked by the GOP and treated as a piñata by viewership leader Fox News, CNN chief “Chris Licht and the team are focused on building an asset for the long term across cable and digital that is worthy of that great global brand,” Zas told analysts and others on the ongoing call this afternoon.

“We must get it right” he added in conclusion. “Nowhere is this more important in my view.”

Former The Late Show with Stephen Colbert showrunner and executive producer and long time Zaslav pal Licht took over as CNN CEO in May 2022, soon after the Warner Bros and Discovery merger became official. Since then, as well as more Republicans on-camera, CNN has seen a roller coaster of schedule shifts, Don Lemon missteps, high profile show cancellations, talent and behind the scenes exits, layoffs, financial cuts and struggling viewership.

Perhaps leaning into to those Republicans showing up on CNN, Zaslav today said the network was on “the right path.”

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




IncredibleIgloo posted:

On Sunday. 3 days from now.

That’s because someone from Trump’s camp said they’d get the water then.

There will be no water.

And these bootlickers will keep on loving him anyway, while they resent people like us for not respecting them. :lol:

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


WHY ARENT THERE MORE WHITE MALES? loving GOING WOKE ARE WE DESANTIS? WOKESANTIS?

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Ron DeSantis shoved my cock up his urethra.

I did not enjoy it.

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