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von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
looks vile

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dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Turn on your monitor

E: content

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Ror posted:

before I saw this video I would have told you there could never be any true flavor or culture in the “white people slopping a bunch of food on a table, possibly including some exotic ingredient” genre

https://twitter.com/zesrii/status/1627417166118064133

but holy gently caress this looks good, god bless cajun folk

Gator tail made by someone who knows what they’re doing is fuckin legit. I would annihilate a bowl of gator Mac and cheese.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


This was a bit alarming to get with my fries.

Pretty incredible level of pressure built up.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Smack your ketchup

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



hashtag

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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If a city works a cottage cheese for enough turns it becomes a hamlet cheese

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Scarodactyl posted:

This was a bit alarming to get with my fries.

Pretty incredible level of pressure built up.

ketchup has too low of a pH for it to be botulism, the pH of ketchup is ~3.9 while C. botulinum doesn't grow below a pH of 4.6

Edit: it's probably yeast that started to ferment the sugars in the packet into alcohol and CO2

Whooping Crabs has a new favorite as of 07:03 on Feb 24, 2023

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Maybe he’s just in a high altitude environment

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
it could just be ketchup they hosed up the ph on

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Take a picture

Brawnfire posted:

Smack your ketchup

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Maybe the Chicago hotdog people were right all along

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Whooping Crabs posted:

ketchup has too low of a pH for it to be botulism, the pH of ketchup is ~3.9 while C. botulinum doesn't grow below a pH of 4.6

Edit: it's probably yeast that started to ferment the sugars in the packet into alcohol and CO2

Wow, complementary prison wine, classy!

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


I should have probably put it under the microscope but I just threw it out.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Brawnfire posted:

Smack your ketchup

It's odd that the Prodigy x Heinz cross promotion never really took off.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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CzarChasm posted:

It's odd that the Prodigy x Heinz cross promotion never really took off.

Really they needed to change their pitch up

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
gator's good. haven't had it in a while though, should remedy that.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Yeah gator is good. I've never seen it griddled though (it's usually fried in some manner).
Cottage cheese is also good but not so much when you top it with vomit.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Alligator is delicious. Tastes like chicken feels like veal.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Poopelyse posted:

turn sound on for full effect

e: hmm how do i embed an imgur video? just use the img tag it seems

mod edit: what the gently caress is wrong with you?

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What kinda animal was being ett mod

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



That DICK! posted:

What kinda animal was being ett mod

A little crabbo :mad:

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Scarodactyl posted:

This was a bit alarming to get with my fries.

Pretty incredible level of pressure built up.

If I was in my car, I'd toss that out the window immediately like a hand grenade with no pin.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1629598850217328640

Remember to skin your bananas!

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Tumeric must have been pretty racy back when that recipe was made

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


a 1970s midwest palate couldn't possible handle a full teaspoon, you'd make their eyes bleed

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
Isnt tumeric more for color, maybe im using too little but it doesnt have like, a stark taste

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It’s for masking the faint but unwelcome flavor of R

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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You need your banana eggs to be vibrant yellow, that's just how good banana eggs should look

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

mandatory lesbian posted:

Isnt tumeric more for color, maybe im using too little but it doesnt have like, a stark taste

Use more than a microgram of it and you’re likely to stain every surface of your house and all others in the tri-county area

It’s like ice-nine but more of an annoyance than anything

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I dropped a small piece of curry chicken salad out of a sandwich at a previous rental house and to this day I'm paranoid that the owner will pop up out of the woodwork to demand damages for the carpet (even though they replaced it the moment I moved out anyway)

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

mandatory lesbian posted:

Isnt tumeric more for color, maybe im using too little but it doesnt have like, a stark taste

There are some dishes where it's the main spice and it has a pretty subtle, earthy, hard to describe taste. If there's a bunch of other spices it's pretty hard to pick it out though

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Brawnfire posted:

You need your banana eggs to be vibrant yellow, that's just how good banana eggs should look

They'd be more yellow if they didn't skin them

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Captain Hygiene posted:

A little crabbo :mad:

There were multiple other animals after that

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Turmeric is like bay leaf. I can't tell you what it tastes like but I can tell you when its missing.

Unlike bay leaf its food dye and that banana mixture is going to be grey speckled with red and green so uh I'll allow it for banana eggs coming out a color you'd expect from the name banana eggs.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
caramelized onion + banana + tomato + green pepper is really hard for my brain to try and imagine the flavor of to be honest, the turmeric's the least of my confusion

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i used to think bay leaves didn't taste like anything. then i made some bay leaf tea. fun experiment.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

There were multiple other animals after that

Yeah, it was crabs, shrimp, jellyfish, some other fish. I know people boil lobsters, but that is quite a bit different than biting an animal in half and showing the rest of it wriggling around.

I just put in for a ban, someone else upgraded it.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ugh, I thought it was just a quick clip, glad I stopped right away.

On a different note, how about spicing up your savory dinner salads with some lemon or lime jello? :yum:


BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

That's a Midwest-rear end version of mulligatawny soup, which is delicious and has blended banana. Yum.

Here's the first googled ingredient list:

4 medium garlic cloves, 2 peeled and 2 minced
1 1/2 Tablespoons minced fresh ginger
1/4 cup water
3 Tablespoons unsalted butter
2 medium onions, chopped medium
1 teaspoon tomato paste
1/2 shredded unsweetened coconut
1/4 cup unbleached all purpose flour
1 1/2 Tablespoons curry powder
1 teaspoon cumin
1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
7 cups low-sodium chicken broth
2 medium carrots, peeled and chopped medium
1 celery rib, chopped medium
1 medium very ripe banana, peeled, cut into 1-inch piece
Table salt and ground black pepper
Cooked white rice (optional, for a heartier soup)
Plain yogurt (optional garnishment)
Minced fresh cilantro leaves (optional garnishment)

Whack it all together and blend, basically.

\/\/\/ Funny how that works! Isn't it great!

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
So it's delicious if you make a completely different dish, got it. :hmmyes:

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