The Little Egg Incubatorium

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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Feb 27, 2023 01:57

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# ? May 29, 2024 10:27

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

*pounding my fork and knife on the table*

HATCH GOD

HATCH GOD

HATCH GOD

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# ? Feb 27, 2023 01:58

Shifty Nipples

*gasp* the catholic god!? *dramatic reverb*

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Feb 27, 2023 02:02

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Feb 27, 2023 02:06

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Stick god in the incubatorium and call the government to register the new religiou (bird catholicism)

Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

# ? Feb 27, 2023 02:06

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

let's make a bird jam based on ave maria to make god happy while he's in there

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# ? Feb 27, 2023 02:17

Shifty Nipples

Sherbert Hoover posted:

let's make a bird jam based on ave maria to make god happy while he's in there

except its this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yXHCrUO2n0

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Feb 27, 2023 02:26

Snuff Melange: ______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
______________

I am beginning to worry about hubris

# ? Feb 27, 2023 02:32

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Put the hubris in the incubator

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Feb 27, 2023 02:43

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Sherbert Hoover posted:

let's make a bird jam based on ave maria to make god happy while he's in there

Perfect idea and that will happen probably this week. There are probably thousands of midi files of ave maria floating around on the internet. the thought brings me much warmth.

# ? Feb 27, 2023 03:03

Ass-penny

Plant MONSTER. posted:

why does god look like a child who knows you are going to unknowingly step in poop soon?

# ? Feb 27, 2023 04:15

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

rear end-penny posted:

why does god look like a child who knows you are going to unknowingly step in poop soon?

The great Buddhist conundrum.

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Feb 27, 2023 04:22

biosterous

BIRD RELIGION
BIRD RELIGION
BIRD RELIGION

if we start a new religion please name it BIRD RELIGION

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he/him

# ? Feb 27, 2023 04:46

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

rear end-penny posted:

why does god look like a child who knows you are going to unknowingly step in poop soon?

what else could he possibly look like

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# ? Feb 27, 2023 04:48

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

rear end-penny posted:

why does god look like a child who knows you are going to unknowingly step in poop soon?

Sherbert Hoover posted:

what else could he possibly look like

Because god's reason for creating the earth and humanity was to watch us step into the poop, so to speak

Hey how come my phone wants to capitalize God but not goddess, EH??

# ? Feb 27, 2023 16:10

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Feb 27, 2023 16:52

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Feb 27, 2023 16:52

Shifty Nipples

lol I was gonna say god balloon there was smiling from huffing the heady aroma of the poop egg

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Feb 27, 2023 17:50

Shifty Nipples

does the new room need a window or something or did bird die from stain fumes?

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Feb 27, 2023 17:51

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

he died from stain fumes but it's safe now. It shouldn't happen again in the future unless we need to get back to heaven for any particular reason.

If this were a video game that's how you'd access heaven.

# ? Feb 27, 2023 18:13

Shifty Nipples

Plant MONSTER. posted:

he died from stain fumes but it's safe now. It shouldn't happen again in the future unless we need to get back to heaven for any particular reason.

If this were a video game that's how you'd access heaven.

oh ok cool, birds are really sensitive to that kind of stuff. silly bird shoulda known better.

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Feb 27, 2023 18:30

Ass-penny

they don't even make PPE in bird sizes! poo poo is hosed

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# ? Feb 27, 2023 18:34

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Feb 27, 2023 19:47

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

They grow up so fast 🥲

Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

# ? Feb 27, 2023 20:02

Khanstant

leave the tiny dancer in charge soon all the kids will be dancing chaos

# ? Feb 27, 2023 20:38

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Tairy Greenes movies are too violent, I want little Danson man!

# ? Feb 27, 2023 20:44

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

rear end-penny posted:

they don't even make PPE in bird sizes! poo poo is hosed

it really grinds my gears! where is bird osha when you need it?

# ? Feb 28, 2023 01:21

Snuff Melange: ______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
______________

Shopping spree woooo

Get the birds hats!

# ? Feb 28, 2023 17:13

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Feb 28, 2023 18:18

DaChurl: I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.

Is that... another God?

# ? Feb 28, 2023 19:13

biosterous

acquire corkboard egg

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he/him

# ? Feb 28, 2023 19:54

DaChurl: I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.

biosterous posted:

acquire corkboard egg

# ? Feb 28, 2023 19:55

Manifisto

biosterous posted:

acquire corkboard egg

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 28, 2023 19:59

oatmealraisin

DaChurl posted:

Is that... another God?

This one must be a girl god. Or a guy god, i don't judge

# ? Feb 28, 2023 21:40

Ass-penny

tell god I said :whatup:

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Feb 28, 2023 22:15

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Mar 1, 2023 02:47

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

# ? Mar 1, 2023 02:48

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

What's the little Gameboy looking thing? Does it have games about hatching eggs?

Also buy the balloon and suck down that helium so our voice gets all goofy

Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

# ? Mar 1, 2023 03:11

Shifty Nipples

RepeatingMeme posted:

What's the little Gameboy looking thing? Does it have games about hatching eggs?

Also buy the balloon and suck down that helium so our voice gets all goofy

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Mar 1, 2023 03:35

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# ? May 29, 2024 10:27

Shifty Nipples

actually on second thought maybe don't inhale the helium, dude might die again lol

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Mar 1, 2023 03:36

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