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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Prof. Crocodile posted:

welcome back jimmyjams. your posts are like a soothing balm in these trying times.

E:

ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Feb 26, 2023

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




I want to brush my face with that floofy tail

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



I could probably get about 27 individual kisses on her face no prob

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



ReelBigLizard posted:

I just smoke a spliff in the garden and then retire to my recliner and give my cats full body deep tissue massages and now they have associated the smell of weed with Hard Rubs Time and they immediately flop down on me the second I sit down.

Lol you're cats know what's up

E: I'm just here to say my spelling is terrible. No I'm not changing anything
:justpost:

ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Feb 26, 2023

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Leon likes to sit in the open window and watch the dogs when they go outside and if the window is not open for him he has many words to say about it :mad:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Leon likes to sit in the open window and watch the dogs when they go outside and if the window is not open for him he has many words to say about it :mad:

:kimchi:

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

This gif is weird and I like it

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


my feelings on football today

https://i.imgur.com/emxx1u6.mp4

:sigh:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I’d say I miss football and basically doing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etiXPf1op0U

But being freed and having my Sundays back to theoretically do poo poo for a few months is nice.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I just learned there's a spanish version of john jacob jingleheimer schmidt

juan paco pedro de la mar

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
I made chicken and dumpling soup on a whim and my wife said it smelled like her grandma's house. I'm gonna ride that high all week.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

I made chicken and dumpling soup on a whim and my wife said it smelled like her grandma's house. I'm gonna ride that high all week.

that might not be a compliment:thunk:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

My grandma's house smelled like cat pee and Salem 100's.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Getting close to the age where I encase my couch in plastic tbh

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



"I'm gonna make this soup every week!"

*mrs hacksaw starts sobbing uncontrollably*

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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TIP posted:

that might not be a compliment:thunk:

Lol

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
She ate 3 bowls and wasn't crying so I think that means it was good?

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


chili

cheese

bites

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Prof. Crocodile posted:

My grandma's house smelled like cat pee and Salem 100's.

What did it smell like when you weren't visiting?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Raining today so I have spent day trying to get all the cat hair out of the vacuum.


They shed constantly and look great. Every time I comb my hair a new bald spot emerges.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DONKEY SALAMI posted:

What did it smell like when you weren't visiting?

this is some kinda loving zen koan

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

What did it smell like when you weren't visiting?

Farts and Winston’s

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



DONKEY SALAMI posted:

What did it smell like when you weren't visiting?

Holy poo poo goddamn lol

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Prof. Crocodile posted:

My grandma's house smelled like cat pee and Salem 100's.

My high school best friend's mom was constantly smoking More menthol cigarettes. She remains the only person I can remember ever smoking those besides the times I would bum one.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


neato burrito posted:

My high school best friend's mom was constantly smoking More menthol cigarettes. She remains the only person I can remember ever smoking those besides the times I would bum one.

:barf:

worst thing ive ever smoked in my life arghhhh

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Sometimes I miss the feeling of being 21 and smoking cigarettes still felt cool. I quit at around 24.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
i must sleep but it is MONDAY

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Booty Pageant posted:

i must sleep but it is MONDAY

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I'm happy I get to sleep this late, but I'm still not a morning person.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
i have had a tea accident

i have got tea everywhere

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
it would be fine to leave this glass on a hot plate to keep warm, see it's still fine after 5 minutes

until i stir it with a plastic spoon and all hell breaks loose sending tea and glass everywhere

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Booty Pageant posted:

i have had a tea accident

i have got tea everywhere

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Booty Pageant posted:

it would be fine to leave this glass on a hot plate to keep warm, see it's still fine after 5 minutes

until i stir it with a plastic spoon and all hell breaks loose sending tea and glass everywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbR69-f6QPc

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


let chill baby seal ease you into monday

https://i.imgur.com/nk9tNWG.mp4

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Booty Pageant posted:

i have had a tea accident

i have got tea everywhere

Sounds like you might be










steeped in trouble :grin:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Big storm rolling in, New England goons. Hope your larders are stocked with bread and milk :ohdear:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

DONKEY SALAMI posted:

What did it smell like when you weren't visiting?

hey i don't smell like Salem 100's <:mad:>

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Big storm rolling in, New England goons. Hope your larders are stocked with bread and milk :ohdear:

Dearest Bahbrah,

It's day 10 of this hella wicked storm, and we're almost out of chowdah and Mickeys.
What the gently caress is this bullshit?

-Your loving husband Sully

PS: gently caress the Yankees

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Dearest Bahbrah,

It's day 10 of this hella wicked storm, and we're almost out of chowdah and Mickeys.
What the gently caress is this bullshit?

-Your loving husband Sully

PS: gently caress the Yankees

:hmmyes:

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Big storm rolling in, New England goons. Hope your larders are stocked with bread and milk :ohdear:

Counterpoint: gently caress Boston

Stay safe any goons up there, but holy gently caress Boston sports fans are some of the worst in North American sports, which is something

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