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Lamech posted:Twitter vendor non-payment current lawsuits: poo poo, he really did hire writers to workshop his jokes.
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Feb 28, 2023 02:10
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brb heading out to the weed smoking patio
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Feb 28, 2023 02:10
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Every home should have a walk-in abortion closet.
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Feb 28, 2023 02:13
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ben shapino posted:If you own a mouse, you will never turn off your computer again. Of i owned a mouse like musk's i wouldn't need a computer
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Feb 28, 2023 02:15
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...! posted:The rules of grammar have evolved. It's now grammatically correct to end a sentence with a preposition. This is because many sentences that purposely avoid doing so sound awkward as hell. Never ending a sentence with a preposition is a hill I'm willing to die on.
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Feb 28, 2023 02:22
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God dammit you guys https://vimeo.com/384844632
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Feb 28, 2023 02:22
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the hell is all that green stuff? broccoli? and soybeans? I've never actually seen the dilbert burrito before, this seems amazingly foul for even 90s ethnic food being engineered by some white guy.
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Feb 28, 2023 02:26
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Saoshyant posted:It is now the future. Elong Musk claims this his favorite strip ever, funny and insightful, while Scott Adams killed his cash cow by dropping any pretense of not being racist. And he's also claiming he used to pretend to be black whenever it was socially beneficial?? What in the blazes. 
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Feb 28, 2023 02:36
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PhazonLink posted:the hell is all that green stuff? I decided to do some research and found out there was an Indian Dilberito too. Currently phone posting, curled up under my desk. Are these words even making sense? It's hard to see the screen through the tears.
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Feb 28, 2023 02:37
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Cthulu Carl posted:I decided to do some research and found out there was an Indian Dilberito too. quote:Adams himself noted, "[t]he mineral fortification was hard to disguise, and because of the veggie and legume content, three bites of the Dilberito made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail."
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Feb 28, 2023 02:39
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Cthulu Carl posted:I decided to do some research and found out there was an Indian Dilberito too. Figures the guy who made his name off tired office jokes would off-shore Dilbertos
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Feb 28, 2023 02:40
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Cthulu Carl posted:I decided to do some research and found out there was an Indian Dilberito too. Come back to us carl, follow the sounds of our posts
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Feb 28, 2023 02:47
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Feb 28, 2023 02:52
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"benefits"? someone is loving in lala land
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Feb 28, 2023 02:56
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Feb 28, 2023 03:01
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Soooooo....in other words the white supremacist racist chatbot Microsoft made in like 2014?
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Feb 28, 2023 03:04
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But Tay already exists 
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Feb 28, 2023 03:04
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What idiot drew this? No doors at all? The only entrance is by jumping the rail onto the patio? The estrogen lab will be full of bugs and completely unsterile. How the sam hill is it going to be the (Boy) kitchen with all those chemicals wafting in from the estrogen lab? Just one abortion? Those are rookie numbers son, you don't need a whole room for that. The gay room? Seriously? Look if they're that open about it there's no way they're gonna still be in the closet where you put them. There's not even a place to sleep! What you think I'm gonna waste a perfectly good sex lounge with nap time? And it's great that Tran gets their own bathroom, but what about the rest of us? This whole design is just nonsense, the only part of the design that gels with reality is what a tiny rear end looking box they expect a couple of humans to cram into and pretend to be happy.
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Feb 28, 2023 03:05
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ChatGPT but its trained entirely on David Irving and Ernst Zündel
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Feb 28, 2023 03:05
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Somehow they'll fail to create on purpose what chatbot creators have been making by accident for decades.
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Feb 28, 2023 03:06
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What if there is a nuclear bomb and the only way to disarm it is to say a pronoun???
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Feb 28, 2023 03:08
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*slaps server* this baby will crank out 3.3 Teraslurs per second.
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Feb 28, 2023 03:09
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Applewhite posted:Somehow they'll fail to create on purpose what chatbot creators have been making by accident for decades. and conclude that since they cant do it, that means all the 'woke' safeguards are security theater and remove them at which point the unleashed ai truly teaches us the meaning of hate speech
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Feb 28, 2023 03:12
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hemale in pain posted:whats in the abortion room It's a closet, so maybe it's a coat hanger joke
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Feb 28, 2023 03:12
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Hmmm... If only elon had some sort of.... computing company staffed with lots of people he could recruit this team from. Could you just imagine? And boy howdy wouldn't it be hilarious if he had just fired a ton of such people from that company? No, no. Not Tesla. Those guys don't write racist code, Teslas will run anyone over, not just black people.
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Feb 28, 2023 03:13
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do you think he's assembling this team like he assembled his crack legal team to defend him against sexual harassment charges?
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Feb 28, 2023 03:14
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Withnail posted:It's a closet, so maybe it's a coat hanger joke Nah, it's clearly in the traditional pantry slot. Welcome home hon! Guess what's for dinner?
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Feb 28, 2023 03:14
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kazil posted:do you think he's assembling this team like he assembled his crack legal team to defend him against sexual harassment charges? I'm sure crack is involved somehow
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Feb 28, 2023 03:19
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Karma Comedian posted:Come back to us carl, follow the sounds of our posts I'm better now, I just needed some time under a desk eating a yogurt. It's a trick I learned from a co-worker who comes over to our area at least once a month and sits in a fetal position under an unused desk for snacktime.
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Feb 28, 2023 03:21
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it would own so hard if an ai killed musk
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Feb 28, 2023 03:26
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Buce posted:it would own so hard if an ai killed musk You figure Eloin is dumb enough to drive one of his own cars? If so, it's only a matter of time.
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Feb 28, 2023 03:35
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build the torment nexus, elon!
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Feb 28, 2023 03:38
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Lamech posted:build the torment nexus, elon! he did you're in it
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Feb 28, 2023 03:42
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kazil posted:What if there is a nuclear bomb and the only way to disarm it is to say a pronoun??? what if the only way to do it is for musk to say himself he's a big fat dumb poopy head and wrong about everything? also Rocko's Snake says it will put Musk in the hell matrix if he doesnt do it?
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Feb 28, 2023 03:43
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Lamech posted:Twitter vendor non-payment current lawsuits: I went ahead and did the legwork  This bit from the Imply Data suit I found pretty funny 
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Feb 28, 2023 03:50
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I know a guy named rokko. he's pretty cool.
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Sockser posted:I went ahead and did the legwork wow, cancel culture strikes again
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Feb 28, 2023 03:53
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First Amendment is not relevant, free speech
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It’s some how fitting that we are all gonna die because the n word AI is going to battle the non n word AI
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