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WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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What is the only food you can serve at a communist restaurant?
Ham or sickle.
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A band made up of Java programmers called Alien Methods.
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A java punk band called Class Factory.
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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sigma male grindset type content but for fish.
""hey you! yeah you! sitting there at the bottom of the aquarium scrounging for fish flakes, wishing you could hang with the big fish. Let me tell you something. Sharks don't smile because they're friendly, they smile because they're hungry The aquarium is not the place to make friends, it's the place to feed You gotta fight for every flake of fish food out there. Subscribe to my substack and I'll make you a priority investor for fincoin."
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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sigma male grindset type content but for fish.
""hey you! yeah you! sitting there at the bottom of the aquarium scrounging for fish flakes, wishing you could hang with the big fish. Let me tell you something. Sharks don't smile because they're friendly, they smile because they're hungry The aquarium is not the place to make friends, it's the place to feed You gotta fight for every flake of fish food out there. Subscribe to my substack and I'll make you a priority investor for fincoin."
tired of being just another betta fish
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For the love of god don't tell me what a sigma personality is
just let me know
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is it contagious?
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an over the top patriotically themed restaurant called the thin cordon bleu line. the secret is that all the hamburger patties are made from mealworms and textured soy protein
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Oh so it's genders, for males.
Well that was about time.
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The anti-quarium society. For people who hate aquariums.
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Hello and welcome to winter, or as we like to call it, everything loving itches.
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I thought that was spring?
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Toast that makes a noise like hawking phlegm when you butter it
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A fellatio manual with detailed steps and condiments. You know
a cockbook.
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A man walks into a shop.
Hello, Id like to purchase a product?
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A guy who hates gay people but the irony is that capitalism is loving him in the rear end every day.
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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guy who misunderstood an old saying: "she's the belle of my balls"
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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can we force cops to eat there?
after we take all their guns and burn down all their stations we can make them do whatever we want. but I think the better ironic punishment would be to make them take care of shelter dogs and not shoot them
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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For the love of god don't tell me what a sigma personality is
just let me know
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is it contagious?
sigma balls lmao gottem
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after we take all their guns and burn down all their stations we can make them do whatever we want. but I think the better ironic punishment would be to make them take care of shelter dogs and not shoot them
Normally you end up in a shelter after being taken care of by a cop! HAHA! spousal abuse.
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this year's award for most beloved and respected public servant goes to.....
fire fighters!
*massive applause*
*cop walks down aisle, picks up trophy*
on behalf of myself and my police brethren I would like to thank everyone for their votes. it would be a shame if you had voted for one of the lesser public servants and we would be forced to beat you
The Voice of Labor fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Mar 4, 2023
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Seeing you talk about the police is making me think to myself "what's that polics thing I was reading?"
And then it hit me, Duluth by Gore Vidal that I'm reading.
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would you say that it hit you like how 40% of police hit their wives?
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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There is only one good thing associated with Duluth and that is Mike & Jen's Hot Cocoa Mix.
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Duluth sounds like someone with a cold and a lisp saying Toulouse.
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Famously there was a lady who came from there who got bit by a dog with a rabid tooth. Maybe she was an rear end in a top hat?
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assholes don't fly away to heaven on the yellow moon
they go to a lake of fire and fry
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Porn paradoxes.
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How can such a massive dong nut so weakly?
What if your single mother in law married your single father? Would that instantaneously turn your relationship into a porn scenario?
These may not be paradoxes, just porn thought experiments.
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Choosing the stage name Johnny Klein not because it's small but because it's shaped like the bottle.
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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A couple who don't quite get kink play, and have sex both wearing ball gags
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A studly, well hung plumber arrives to fix a smokin' hot housewife's sink but it's a home warranty claim so he has to call and get approval before loving her
google THIS fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Mar 5, 2023
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A studly, well hung plumber arrives to fix a smokin' hot housewife's sink but it's a home warranty claim so he has to call and get approval before loving her
Good thing it's not an insurance claim, or he'd be laying all new pipe.
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porn philosophers and logicians trying to square the money shot with the girl on girl action
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BYOB: All daddy, no sugar
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ARSE/DC the rock band
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I like their classic hit song, Black in Back
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Using an AI to work out what the last thing you'll ever say is.
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