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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Digital Jedi posted:

Some ThunderDome level poo poo for a Raw lineup.

Sounds like real liquid diarrhea level of entertainment for Raw tonight.

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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

flashy_mcflash posted:

This thread provides more entertainment than WWE could ever dream of. loving lmao

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Charity Porno posted:

I just went to look at the AEW thread for the first time ever because I was legitimately curious if it's the same over there and it's insane how the same people posting normally and having discussions over there are the ones who come in here and just whine and shitpost endlessly. Seriously, it's the new Console War for presumable adults for you people

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WWE Derangement Syndrome

flashy_mcflash posted:

This thread provides more entertainment than WWE could ever dream of. loving lmao

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Lmao

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

That VIP Lounge looks like some potential prime wrestlecrap.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
As of last night's creative, Seth Rollins was to take Miz's phone as a part of a segment.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

just went to look at the hayygeguhgoobah threh do flux every telling

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011


If I could high five you like Mike Tenay high fived Don West I totally would

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

That DICK! posted:

hayygeguhgoobah

https://youtu.be/7h7tdYyFuV4

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

that was all pretty funny. But after all those re regs I'm sure this will be the final account

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
THE SHOWCASE OF THE IMMORTALS

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

omos is going to beat brock lesnar, to avenge the undertaker's streak and build a new wrestlemania streak of his own

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Bad news on The New Streak front


quote:

Bobby Lashley pinned Omos in 6:34. MVP wasn’t with Lashley, who worked as the babyface. Omos did basic offense. He used the claw but Lashley broke it. They messed up a few spots. Omos broke up the full nelson attempt. Lashley did a crossbody and Omos caught him, put Lashley on his shoulders and pressed him overhead and dropped him. There were two long bearhug spots. Lashley hit a suplex, a spear to the back and another spear for the pin. ½*

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


I liked how they framed it so Omos is barely taller than Brock

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012


give this guy the book

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Brock's gonna walk out and pin Omos in 90 seconds, collect his 4 million dollar paycheck, then hop a private jet and be home in bed by the time the main event starts.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005


:laffo: but what's the real match?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Edge & Christian posted:

Bad news on The New Streak front





I remembered Omos winning that match but i now realize i was thinking of bobby lashley's match with drew mcintyre at a different wrestlemania lol

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

"brock we want you to have a match at wrestlemania"

"fine give me someone I can beat in 30 seconds in the opener"

voila

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/WilliamRBR/status/1629957583472832512

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Dango Bango posted:

I liked how they framed it so Omos is barely taller than Brock

should've framed it to make Omos look as wide as Brock

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
So what was the point of having Brock come out and get himself DQ'd from every match with Bobby

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Drakkel posted:

So what was the point of having Brock come out and get himself DQ'd from every match with Bobby

https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/1630407174013722624

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Bray's new gimmick just being all of them except for the good ones is incredibly peak WWE.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Drakkel posted:

So what was the point of having Brock come out and get himself DQ'd from every match with Bobby

He didn't have to wrestle Bray (works for kayfabe and reality both)

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/thatonehound/status/1630398416470568960

lmao

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


lol

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Remember that time they advertised Sasha Banks in a match at Summerslam and didn't admit she wasn't available until her opponent was literally in the ring waiting for her to come out?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Goddamn Raw is delivering with such good poo poo to make fun of this week

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
why is Cena's shirt censored? is it an Albanian flag or something

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Rock Snar vs. Omo

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!



Why is his shirt blurred out at 13 seconds, there. Did they lose the rights to one of his shirts?

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010

Papa Paul guaranteeing early on that he wins Booker of the year for 2023

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion


Just straight reusing an old bit and then making it twice to 3 times as long as it needs to be, then awkwardly going from mocking a guy to get him mad to trying to be mildly spooky. Lazy stuff

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

wish i could go back and apologize for ever saying i was tired of swamp cult leader bray

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Teddybear posted:

Why is his shirt blurred out at 13 seconds, there. Did they lose the rights to one of his shirts?

i think it's the same green shirt which wasn't blurred at the end so idk

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Teddybear posted:

Why is his shirt blurred out at 13 seconds, there. Did they lose the rights to one of his shirts?

it's on the shop for sale.
https://shop.wwe.com/en/mens-kelly-green-john-cena-earn-the-day-t-shirt/p-37659994788840+z-9767-1233407138

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Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Blasmeister posted:

Just straight reusing an old bit and then making it twice to 3 times as long as it needs to be, then awkwardly going from mocking a guy to get him mad to trying to be mildly spooky. Lazy stuff

Three hours is a lot of time to fill in a week

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