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gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

Nenonen posted:

How much wood would a woodchuck gently caress if a woodchuck could gently caress wood?

That's Mr Woodfuck for you, buddy.

# ? Feb 27, 2023 17:48

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`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

# ? Feb 27, 2023 21:00

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Mmm, Utah state liquor. Pairs well with government cheese.

# ? Feb 27, 2023 21:07

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

# ? Feb 27, 2023 21:13

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

`Nemesis posted:

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Nice bush

# ? Feb 27, 2023 23:55

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Tickle me ElmO^OO_{O_OoOO}O^{O^OO}Ohhh.... Ahhhhh....

# ? Feb 28, 2023 01:02

Lemon: May 22, 2003

`Nemesis posted:

It's been a long time since I thought about https://www.stinkymeat.net/

# ? Feb 28, 2023 02:20

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Lemon posted:

It's been a long time since I thought about https://www.stinkymeat.net/

And Stinkyfeet!

# ? Feb 28, 2023 02:29

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I have the oddest memory that stinkymeat was done by the founder of okcupid but I have no idea why I think that and I'm too lazy to look it up so I'll just stay puzzled forever

# ? Feb 28, 2023 02:29

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

Cool Dad posted:

I have the oddest memory that stinkymeat was done by the founder of okcupid but I have no idea why I think that and I'm too lazy to look it up so I'll just stay puzzled forever

it was a thing on the spark, which used to have dumb quizzes and articles before they launched okcupid, which became their main focus since internet quizzes and articles died until buzzfeed

# ? Feb 28, 2023 03:57

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/Meat__Hook/status/1630275954130968577

# ? Feb 28, 2023 12:17

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

freeedr posted:

we should take cuttings from this tree and grow our own thiccit

# ? Feb 28, 2023 12:47

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Zetsubou-san posted:

we should take cuttings from this tree and grow our own thiccit

Claplings

# ? Feb 28, 2023 13:40

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

Cool Dad posted:

I have the oddest memory that stinkymeat was done by the founder of okcupid but I have no idea why I think that and I'm too lazy to look it up so I'll just stay puzzled forever

Yes, and he also did The Fat Project (paid a couple people to try and gain 30lb in 30 days) and the band Bishop Allen.

# ? Feb 28, 2023 14:13

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

# ? Feb 28, 2023 20:05

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

That page should look like an infinite mirror reflection.

# ? Feb 28, 2023 20:14

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

Kheldarn posted:

I believe that you will find that Barq's has bite.

whaddaya mean Barq's has bite?

# ? Feb 28, 2023 20:27

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Barqs bit my bottom now my bottom's big

# ? Feb 28, 2023 20:48

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

drat horror queefs posted:

Barqs bit my bottom now my bottom's big

That root beer was sexually harassing that woman

# ? Feb 28, 2023 20:49

null_pointer: Nov 9, 2004; Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Sally posted:

whaddaya mean Barq's has bite?

I can see! I can see!

# ? Feb 28, 2023 20:54

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Grassy Knowles posted:

That root beer was sexually harassing that woman

I think you misunderstood. I said dad has been out groping again, not Dad's.

# ? Feb 28, 2023 20:58

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

My dad had one of these pieces of poo poo. A car named after the citations a cop will write you when your car isn�t roadworthy. We squeezed four boys into the backseat of this thing when we weren�t in mom�s Cadillac instead.

# ? Feb 28, 2023 21:30

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

https://i.imgur.com/faMZ6hH.mp4

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BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

freeedr posted:

My dad had one of these pieces of poo poo. A car named after the citations a cop will write you when your car isn�t roadworthy. We squeezed four boys into the backseat of this thing when we weren�t in mom�s Cadillac instead.

I had a Pontiac Phoenix (a Citation by another name) and was indeed cited for driving to fast for conditions as it had just rained. I was like "what everyone does 65 here?" and he said my car and tires were just not up to it.

Only speeding ticket I ever had.

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Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/VzPe3AP.mp4

# ? Mar 1, 2023 02:16

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Kheldarn posted:

https://i.imgur.com/VzPe3AP.mp4

lmfao how many of these are there? I laugh every time I think about the little Ben Shapiro rear end man.

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Emzedoh: Jun 26, 2013

The reporter gawking really makes it.

# ? Mar 1, 2023 02:34

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

Kheldarn posted:

https://i.imgur.com/VzPe3AP.mp4

rip in peace jerma

# ? Mar 1, 2023 02:52

onesixtwo: Apr 27, 2014; Don't you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt?

Kheldarn posted:

https://i.imgur.com/VzPe3AP.mp4

that dump truck looks like it belongs to my old neighbor, Mike, back when I lived in grand rapids, MI. everything about this video absolutely tracks and it REALLY is making me want to poke some friends and figure out if this actually is him... lol. Hope you're doing well, Mike!

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Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

LMAO.. cheers Mike!

# ? Mar 1, 2023 03:25

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Zetsubou-san posted:

we should take cuttings from this tree and grow our own thiccit

coppass

# ? Mar 1, 2023 03:46

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

PainterofCrap posted:

cop rear end

No thanks

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

Cartoon Man posted:

that middle line is superfluous.

# ? Mar 1, 2023 14:08

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Cartoon Man posted:

Good luck getting through this thick flannel, suckers!

# ? Mar 1, 2023 14:14

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

At least it's not actually BUS in your PUS.

# ? Mar 1, 2023 14:30

boofhead: Feb 18, 2021

Legitimately misread that the first time as "come socialise and eat the cream in your pajamas!"

# ? Mar 1, 2023 14:31

Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.