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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Motronic posted:

Yes. Any type of equity that causes tax consequences must be explicitly accepted by the person it is being granted to.
What happens if the boss gets pissy about you not taking his poison pills? Is being financially literate a protected class?

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KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Splicer posted:

What happens if the boss gets pissy about you not taking his poison pills? Is being financially literate a protected class?

why would you go to the trouble of doing this rather than just terminating people

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

why would you go to the trouble of doing this rather than just terminating people
Sorry I went from the general "heh" version to the specific "what happens if someone in Twitter gets fired for politely declining their negative money bonus"

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

Musk has to be giving out options, not actual shares.

A long long time ago when I worked for a pre-ipo company we were given options that vested over a set period of time. 25% after 1 year, then monthly for the next 3 years. All my options were a 4 year vest total, but with a change in control kicker that accelerated them 18 months. Very few people actually exercised their options into stock when they left the company as there was no market to sell them. I did work with a guy who took a gamble on exercising his options when he quit. Wrote the company a check, and got a decent return a few years later when we were acquired. They were really early options, I think my first set was something like 27 cents, and his was probably around there as well. I got paid out on half my options at a "current valuation" when someone bought 51% of the company, and the rest paid out when the entire company was bought. The company never did IPO.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Leon Sumbitches posted:

Any source for your assertion that spiritual/life coaching operates as an MLM?

I'll have you know that my essential oils are cooling, prevent the flu, and realign energy. Also, clean your room, do your own research on vaccines, and please donate to Whiskydick von Turbohitler in the coming election.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




I really want to know what park he's in because it looks so much like New Mexico and I miss NM.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Dik Hz posted:

Bankrupting Wage-earners with Marketshares

Bankrupting Wage-earners with Muskshares is right there.

Dik Hz
Feb 22, 2004

Fun with Science

MrLogan posted:

Bankrupting Wage-earners with Muskshares is right there.
Nice.

Mods??????

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
the current title is too good

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Splicer posted:

What happens if the boss gets pissy about you not taking his poison pills? Is being financially literate a protected class?

In China this has happened to my family and the answer is you get put on the getting exited path.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


I'll leave this here

289/mo. 84 months. Ford escort


https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/ent...oto/ar-AA17W2dj

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


tater_salad posted:

I'll leave this here

289/mo. 84 months. Ford escort


https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/ent...oto/ar-AA17W2dj

Sweet jesus, anyone that watched her sign that paperwork should be in jail.

e: nm it's almost def fake https://www.instagram.com/p/CpFwJz1SxzF/

Enos Cabell fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Feb 28, 2023

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

tater_salad posted:

I'll leave this here

289/mo. 84 months. Ford escort


https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/ent...oto/ar-AA17W2dj

important number there for significance: 1998 ford escort. 25k of payments will finish 32 years after the model year.

captkirk
Feb 5, 2010

notwithoutmyanus posted:

important number there for significance: 1998 ford escort. 25k of payments will finish 32 years after the model year.

I drove that make, model, and year when I was in highschool. In 2005. And it was not a good car then.

asur
Dec 28, 2012

Motronic posted:

You forgot the best part: when granted the shares they are counted as regular taxable income at whatever valuation the company has/claims. So now you have illiquid shares, with a definitely super restricted equity agreement, that can only be sold to a qualified investor if you can find one/a way through the equity agreement and you've just had to pay income tax on them.

This is why most pre-IPO companies grant options rather than RSUs.

You owe tax when shares vest, not when they're granted unless you explicitly make an 83(b) election.

If Twitter is giving RSUs, which isn't uncommon for a large private company, then they are likely double trigger which effectively means they don't vest, and thus aren't taxed, until there is a liquidity event.

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

I do remember hearing stories about people getting stock or options and it working out badly for them at tax time. Maybe AMT related?

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

asur posted:

You owe tax when shares vest, not when they're granted unless you explicitly make an 83(b) election.

If Twitter is giving RSUs, which isn't uncommon for a large private company, then they are likely double trigger which effectively means they don't vest, and thus aren't taxed, until there is a liquidity event.

Yes, "granted" was bad terminology when used in concert with RSUs. This is a good clarification.

I actually forgot about double trigger RSUs because I haven't heard of anyone using that in decades. Is that even allowed by the IRS anymore? If it's somehow allowed it would make sense that Musk would use this method because it's the most passive aggressive, lovely and employee hostile way to grant equity in a private company.

Evil Robot
May 20, 2001
Universally hated.
Grimey Drawer
Why?

AFAIK double trigger RSUs are commonly used in later stage private companies to give something of value when IPO or further find raising is likely.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Evil Robot posted:

Why?

AFAIK double trigger RSUs are commonly used in later stage private companies to give something of value when IPO or further find raising is likely.

Options are commonly used. Not double trigger RSUs, at least in tech.

And as to why, it's impossible to optimize tax treatment (read: stcg and AMT) and timing as compared with ISO/NSO options when/if there is a liquidity event.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

tater_salad posted:

I'll leave this here

289/mo. 84 months. Ford escort


https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/ent...oto/ar-AA17W2dj

Game's up, folks, they've got our number.

quote:

In any case, there are people who spend their time making fun of people who are showing off. Those people often liken themselves to be smarter than the ones showing off. In all honesty, all of those kinds of people are misusing social media.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

I'm regards to the thread title, I keep hearing that one line from Nine Inch Nails' Happiness in Slavery, "Just some flesh caught in this broken waifu machine."

Baddog
May 12, 2001

Democratic Pirate posted:

Maybe it’s more accurate to say it’s turtles all the way down. Each 28 year old instagrammer selling life coaching has a coach, who has a coach, who has a coach, and so on. The play seems to be moving from offering life coaching services to offering seminars enabling others to harness their stories and become coaches for others.

was looking for AMC earnings, twitter gave me this, and I thought of y'all. No not believing guys, we got this. $AMC.

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

This post needs at least three times more shit!

Baddog posted:

was looking for AMC earnings, twitter gave me this, and I thought of y'all. No not believing guys, we got this. $AMC.



Belongings Will Materialize: the universe works for me

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Baddog posted:

was looking for AMC earnings, twitter gave me this, and I thought of y'all. No not believing guys, we got this. $AMC.



Blunt White Mojo: The universe works for me & with me, buy my stock picks

Ayudo
Mar 30, 2006

Baddog posted:

was looking for AMC earnings, twitter gave me this, and I thought of y'all. No not believing guys, we got this. $AMC.



https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7190063604551503110

Belief Will Manifest: I don't need the old gods anymore

SpartanIvy
May 18, 2007
Hair Elf

Baddog posted:

was looking for AMC earnings, twitter gave me this, and I thought of y'all. No not believing guys, we got this. $AMC.



Bagholding With Marsoubian: WE GOT THIS

bergeoisie
Aug 29, 2004

Motronic posted:

Options are commonly used. Not double trigger RSUs, at least in tech.

And as to why, it's impossible to optimize tax treatment (read: stcg and AMT) and timing as compared with ISO/NSO options when/if there is a liquidity event.

Several of the very late stage private decacorns companies (Uber, Slack, Stripe, Palantir, etc) switched to dual trigger RSUs when the growth in their FMV slowed, making options less appealing.

The extra lovely thing that Uber did was still applying their post-IPO lockout to RSUs. So they were taxed (but not adequately withheld) as if they received income at IPO price, but couldn’t actually realize that income until the RSUs had dropped 40% in value six months later.

TaintedBalance
Dec 21, 2006

hope, n: desire accompanied by expectation of or belief in fulfilment

EricBauman posted:

This is exactly it. When a market is tapped and there's no more suckers to sell the product to, you can always turn the market itself into a product and sell that to the next group of suckers.

If you see internet marketing types pushing something as a way to make money and all you have to do is take their course, that's a surefire way to tell that there's no more money to be made

I'm halfway convinced this is more or less the entire crypto market. You basically have one crypto that has a very weird and specific incumbency/monopoly advantage, and a whole lot of people who are mad that they didn't buy into BTC early. Everything afterwards is cargo culting BTC + desperately trying to either find a use for crypto besides various grey/black market concerns, or pretending (usually with a wink) that they are. And the rug pulls will never stop, because that is all they are besides the original.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/HideYoApes/status/1629967639383793664?s=20

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Yes, I definitely want to read that thread. I absolutely want to spend valuable time out of my life to read whatever comes next. Tell me more about #dookeydash or whatever.

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007

Good, maybe now they can get a life

Narrator: this would not be the case

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Thread worth it for this moment: https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1630703665517322241?s=20

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
The thread was just “I installed a browser plug-in” and “some malware hijacked that and sold my poo poo.”

I was hoping for such schadenfreude, but I was left wanting.

EDIT: ^^^ ah, that’s the stuff.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


I swear I saw that thread earlier and they had the special "crypto loser" hexagon-shaped avatar. Apparently your Twitter account gets linked to your NFT account and that's how it knows to give you the hex. That presumably means that not only was his profile pic one of the ones that got stolen, but that Twitter detected he no longer owns it and removed his special avatar :laffo:


e: vvvv ah boo then

Porfiriato fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Mar 1, 2023

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

Porfiriato posted:

I swear I saw that thread earlier and they had the special "crypto loser" hexagon-shaped avatar. Apparently your Twitter account gets linked to your NFT account and that's how it knows to give you the hex. That presumably means that not only was his profile pic one of the ones that got stolen, but that Twitter detected he no longer owns it and removed his special avatar :laffo:

No, the hex avatar just doesn't get displayed in embeds.
It's still there on Twitter for now

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

This would be tragic if any of those things had value.

https://twitter.com/DeweesRobert/status/1630408354173714439

Raskolnikov2089 fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Mar 1, 2023

drk
Jan 16, 2005

lifg
Dec 4, 2000
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Muldoon
Gotta protect that birkin bag somehow

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


lifg posted:

Gotta protect that birkin bag somehow

Barkin bag.

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LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club



I'd be interested to read a sociological study on the culture that rich and famous people in LA have around their homes. There's this weird paradox of security vs openness, where people have lots of expensive cameras, security systems, and now six-figure attack dogs; but will also invite someone to live in a spare bedroom after having worked with them for a week on some project. There's constant threats from stalkers, paparazzi, and bling ring types but there's also lots of loose-invite house parties and open architecture. The whole thing just seems baffling.

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