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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

i'll admit coach mike is funny when he gets his own netflix standup special and not a moment sooner

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Cancelled: FIRED by the WOKE Dolphins ownership.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
AFCEast Incest goes deep. Brady does standup? Mike McD starts cleaning up his tight 5

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
NFLPA ranked each club after 1900 players were surveyed about their respective clubs.

Miami#2.

https://nflpa.com/miami-dolphins-report-card

Jets 19th

https://nflpa.com/new-york-jets-report-card

Patriots 24th

https://nflpa.com/new-england-patriots-report-card

Buffalo 9th

https://nflpa.com/buffalo-bills-report-card

Props to Buffalo. LOL to Patriots and Jets. Losers.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Buffalo at 9, seemingly a little cheap around the fringes but mostly good. Checks out with Pegula’s lifestyle shtick

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

The new Dolphins training facility is indeed really loving nice. Ross being willing to spend money on the team has never been a problem, it's just...everything else with him.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Amy Pole Her posted:

NFLPA ranked each club after 1900 players were surveyed about their respective clubs.

Miami#2.

https://nflpa.com/miami-dolphins-report-card

Jets 19th

https://nflpa.com/new-york-jets-report-card

Patriots 24th

https://nflpa.com/new-england-patriots-report-card

Buffalo 9th

https://nflpa.com/buffalo-bills-report-card

Props to Buffalo. LOL to Patriots and Jets. Losers.

It's funny that none of this stuff correlates to winning games at all.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Top teams in AFCE = Playoff teams
Bottom teams in AFCE = Not playoff teams.

Seems real cut and dry to me imo

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

It’s interesting that a lot of the areas where the Pats got “D, among the worst in the league” still received like 85% positive ratings from players. Not a lot of margin between great and terrible.

I have no doubt they are cheaping out in those areas just thought it was interesting.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

The only team ranked in the top 10 to make a Super Bowl in the past decade was the Niners.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.

mcmagic posted:

It's funny that none of this stuff correlates to winning games at all.
On the other hand, the washington one is a car-crash and it correlates to losing.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
The strength coach grades are kind of hilarious. The Jets got a B and ranked 30th, with the only teams below them getting a D- (Falcons) and F- (Ravens).

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

jfc cardinals

Quality of food: Ranked 32nd

If players would like dinner, it will be boxed up for them, but players reported that the team will charge you via payroll deduction. This is apparently the only Club that does this.

Players reported that if you work out at the facility after the season is over, the team charges you for every meal eaten at the facility (again, apparently the only team in the league that does this).

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
The only real funny poo poo is the stuff like Arizona charging players for food or to work out after the season. The rest is razor thing semantics. It’s just fun to laugh at the other teams being ranked low

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The loving rats in players' laundry in Jacksonville was something.

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Pablo Bluth posted:

On the other hand, the washington one is a car-crash and it correlates to losing.

Yeah, a lot of the teams' rankings are relatively close because you're dealing with a bunch of percentiles from 85 to 100% -- something like 25-28 of the teams have 80%+ player confidence in the owner wanting to spend money to improve the facilities. The gradations between those are going to be pretty small and by-degrees.

The Cardinals and Commanders are so far off the scale that they basically completely break it. THOSE are where you see these factors translate not just to losing, but perpetual awfulness. The Jags are low but on the way out of the pit, by best assessments. The Cardinals and Commanders are going nowhere, and players are going to notice that.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I don’t think I could take this.

https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/1631282473974788096?s=20

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Fwiw, Jeff Darlington said the Dolphins 100% plan on Tua being the QB next year and he’s very tight with a handful of guys in the building.

Also the Dolphins have nothing to trade!!!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


TheBizzness posted:

Also the Dolphins have nothing to trade!!!

Tua :smugbird:

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Yeah I don't see that happening but Grier's comments indicate they probably want a more consistent/durable backup.
https://twitter.com/CameronWolfe/status/1630960337120903168

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Diva Cupcake posted:

Yeah I don't see that happening but Grier's comments indicate they probably want a more consistent/durable backup.
https://twitter.com/CameronWolfe/status/1630960337120903168

Aaron Rodgers would be a very durable backup to Tua

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I looked at the current free agent class and have decided that Miami should bring in Andy Dalton.

thanks

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Ehud posted:

I looked at the current free agent class and have decided that Miami should bring in Andy Dalton.

thanks

even better than aaron rodgers

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

andy just seems like the perfect cheap old guy who can go 3-2 when Tua's ju-jitsu fails him

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

He's young

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

my mistake

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I’m honestly a bit relieved they aren’t sinking more resources into Skylar. He’s just not there. Hell stick around the league for a bit but he’s so limited

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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If Rodgers wants to play for the Dophins they would idiots to not go get him....

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

mcmagic posted:

If Rodgers wants to play for the Dophins they would idiots to not go get him....

No.

Just no.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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tarbrush posted:

No.

Just no.

Yeah just stick with a guy who has a leaky brain and Andy Dalton instead of one of the best QBs in the NFL....

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
He was one of the best qbs in the nfl. He's 39, would cost a fortune in cap and picks and has demonstrated little ability to adapt to new circumstances.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Tua isn't the long-term solution

Rodgers is definitely not the long-term solution

Again, if you're a team in the NFL*, and you want something for at least the next 2-3 years, go for Lamar or Carr

*Except for the Pats, they simply need to suffer in QB hell for the next full decade minimum. teach them a lesson

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Wasn’t the Rodgers to Miami thing just a teammate’s reckless speculation?

Miami is all in on Tua, for better or worse.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Rodgers on the dolphins is an afccg appearance at minimum

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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The Dolphins just traded first round picks for both offensive and defensive players in the last year, they need to win now.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

mcmagic posted:

Yeah just stick with a guy who has a leaky brain and Andy Dalton instead of one of the best QBs in the NFL....

you take him then

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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hope so

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I think if he was available for relatively cheap (because we don't have a first) from a draft compensation standpoint, Miami should move to acquire Rodgers because:

mcmagic posted:

The Dolphins just traded first round picks for both offensive and defensive players in the last year, they need to win now.

We're in a 2-3 year, win-now window. I think Tua was awesome last year, but I seriously doubt he stays healthy for 2023, and it will likely derail our season.

I know he had a down year in 2022, but I think Rodgers in this offense instantly makes Miami the second favorite in the AFC, behind only the Chiefs.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andy to the jets?

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Cavauro posted:

andy to the jets?

They aren't tanking. They tried that a few years ago.

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