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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011






https://i.imgur.com/PCDOsMO.mp4

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Durf posted:

is the language so vague that someone could theoretically go to a chud diner, park their kid in the restroom, and report anyone entering as a sex offender

yeah it sounds like in theory the cops would have to arrest everybody and then expect the prosecutor to prove that you were born with the wrong genitals or whatever

they could also just wait for the person to sit down in the stall with the stall door closed, then have their kid open the door to the restroom and take a step in and that would instantly transform the person in the stall into a sex offender

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

God is DEAD!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
cops are gonna love being stationed led outside toilets

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/LeftismForU/status/1631072298806509568

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/HumanEvents/status/1631071819297079297

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


no

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Good Citizen posted:

poofin queefers

vagimir poofin

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


hershey has gone woke!!

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Flossing as I am sentenced to death

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

narc

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


she's ready for ChefClub

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
hershe PA is a few hours from pissburgh

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tacodaemon posted:

they could also just wait for the person to sit down in the stall with the stall door closed, then have their kid open the door to the restroom and take a step in and that would instantly transform the person in the stall into a sex offender

this bit was clarified in the Arkansas senate discussion of the bill btw, one of the opponents said he asked the bill sponsor if it would be a defense if you went in the restroom when there was no kid in there and a kid came in while you were in the stall with the door closed and you didn't open the stall door or anything, and the sponsor said no that wouldn't be a defense

(in fact if I understand the bill correctly you would be required to somehow know that the person who entered was a kid and then you would have to open the door and leave immediately. figure that one out)

tacodaemon has issued a correction as of 00:39 on Mar 2, 2023

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

free plinkey

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

seeing that cool ranch abomination literally makes me gag

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



Bethamphetamine posted:

The Christian Film ‘Jesus Revolution’ outperformed expectations during its opening weekend, nearly doubling its anticipated earnings.

According to Box Office Pro, the studio expected the film to gross around 6-7 thousand dollars over its opening weekend. The film blew these expectations out of the water, grossing over 15.8 thousand dollars.

Jesus Revolution was the third-ranked film over the previous weekend, trailing only Universal’s ‘Cocaine Bear’ and Walt Disney’s ‘Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania,’ and several others. The budgets of both of these films were considerably higher than the budget of ‘Jesus Revolution’, making the film a major win for wholesome entertainment.

The film also played well with audiences. The film has a 99 percent audience score on the film review site ‘Rotten Tomatoes.’ It also has a 99 percent audience score on Cinema Score, making director Jon Erwin the first director to score a 99 percent audience score with CinemaScore on four separate occasions.

when is “Cocaine Jesus” coming out? I’d see that!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Buddykins posted:

seeing that cool ranch abomination literally makes me gag

i like that the reveal of it was exactly as expected: a pile of wet gross food

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Buddykins posted:

seeing that cool ranch abomination literally makes me gag

You would take a bite tho

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/SBWorkersUnited/status/1631057932195430401

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/antifaoperative/status/1631070586439860232

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Some good salsa could save it

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

DO SOMETHING

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Majorian posted:

vagimir poofin

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



look at loving Rufo there in his loving polka dot shirt


https://twitter.com/jeffvandermeer/status/1630597603707502594

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

AxGrap posted:

Some good salsa could save it

trying to save straight up prison food lol

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
I have a term in search of a use, just crossed my mind. "sassterbation". Lmk if you use it

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/RobSchneider/status/1631064852318900225

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

AxGrap posted:

I have a term in search of a use, just crossed my mind. "sassterbation". Lmk if you use it

won't happen

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



"The symptoms of DeSantis's state leadership are visible at school board meetings, where people, often not locals, arrive early to form lines with lawn chairs, as if it's a sporting event. They wait for hours for the chance to yell at local officials about books and masks, spurred on by a belief that an erosion of 'moral values' signals an educational apocalypse."

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL2RLTmqG4w

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

smarxist posted:

i'm constantly thinking about how many things don't look like genitals when i'm out and about and spying things with me peepers

whomst among us

Somebody has issued a correction as of 00:46 on Mar 2, 2023

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/RubenGallego/status/1631068129588592641

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.



salmonella IN THE BAG

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

AxGrap posted:

You would take a bite tho

AxGrap more like SnaxGrab amirite

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



"Teachers, superintendents, and school board members in Florida have been assaulted, demeaned, and targeted with death threats. Their classrooms are being surveilled, and anonymous members of the public contact administrators to report a 'crime' as benign as finding a rainbow flag pinned to a bulletin board.

"Amid the threats, DeSantis has signaled that he will fight a federal investigation into increased teacher harassment in Florida and nationwide.

"As this is happening, children watch and learn and get caught in the middle. The people they rely on in school are forced to pay more attention to being under attack than on teaching. Politicians and extremist school board members tell them that some classmates are less equal than others. And the stories they read and the way they learn have been yanked away from them."

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

I think that Fox Board Member. RINO Paul Ryan, put his boss, Rupert Murdoch, in great legal and monetary jeopardy by convincing him to to go against his news anchors and their belief that the 2020 Presidential Election was Rigged and Stollen. In so doing Murdoch is saying that Fox behaved badly when, in fact, evidence has proven that the Election was rife with Election Fraud and Irregularities. Ryan is bad luck for Fox. He should either resign or be fired. Too many incompetent RINOS at FoxNews!

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