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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Asproigerosis posted:

You know how many people get mad when I talk about magnets and radiation and dipshit doctors?

you can't hide behind the science....

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

fake a southern gentlemen accent to be charming and see how long it takes before she realizes you’re faking it

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

DrPossum posted:

big talk from a guy who posts primarily in a thread where 99% of posts are variations of tuapjz or legitimately disturbing superpositions of horny, smug, and late stage nihilistic enui

might as well face it
your addicted to trut

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

“TV ? my mom won’t pay the cable bill so I have seen anything since 2017”

bam. easy

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
if you don't feel ready to Show Yourself, try one of those Sex Clubs where you wear a mask

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

“Oh what’s that you like 90s radio hits? It just so happens I play John Popper in a Blues Traveler cover band.” Open jacket to reveal harmonica bandolier. Face melting solo. Foreplay over.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

wanna watch me xray some people baby :smug:

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

VideoKid posted:

lmao when I was in college I wanted to date this hot libertarian guy so I tried to read atlas shrugged to impress him and it is one of the few books that I just gave up on
I didn’t even make it to the monologue

:sad:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

i'd like to develop your x-rays if you know what i'm sayin'



i don't, actually

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

DryGoods posted:

*Buddykins behind the glaring lights of the Orange Chicken section, doing The Shining Stare at a couple at the food court chatting, whispering to himself* Why don't you ditch that zero, and get with this Hero.

Excuse me, sir...sir?

W-what?

I said I wanted extra Orange Sauce on my rice, please.

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Al! posted:

is he a meatball

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


s e s h


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDLq2QFlUEg

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

orange chicken is chinese not japanese you uncultured swine!!

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
aint a single goddamned tomato for miles near the beefaroni factory

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Buddykins posted:

orange chicken is chinese not japanese you uncultured swine!!

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.
hey baby lemme penetrate your soft tissue with my triple x-ray

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

ive been feeling a little homesick lately, some koth might be in order

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
did fox news lie

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I see inside people for a living babe, let me work on ya :dukedoge:

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

Buddykins posted:

orange chicken is chinese not japanese you uncultured swine!!

oh, like soy sauce?

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

sinnesloeschen posted:

ive been feeling a little homesick lately, some koth might be in order

:texas: honestly same

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

boroda posted:

did fox news lie

I don''t think the news is allowed t o do that

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/HeartlandSignal/status/1631058004165394433

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

just stay single Asp, relationships are loving stupid

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

sinnesloeschen posted:

ive been feeling a little homesick lately, some koth might be in order

i didn't know you were from Oklahoma


where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain, am i right?

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Buddykins posted:

orange chicken is chinese not japanese you uncultured swine!!

Finger pointing up emotocon.

1987 in Hawaii.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_chicken

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов

DrPossum posted:

I don''t think the news is allowed t o do that

i know, right

weird

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

kentucky but literally every male cousin in my family talks exactly like boomhauer but with snus

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

people are dumb and poopoo and pee

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

lmao getting an expert in equine sexual health to talk about people

p smart imo

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Buddykins posted:

people are dumb and poopoo and pee

thinking is hard.

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

DryGoods posted:

i didn't know you were from Oklahoma


where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain, am i right?

why dont u steal another map about it

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

excluding disabled children with trained aides, are there even actual nurses in school? growing up it was just whichever person working the office not on the phone

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

thinking is hard.

yes

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

sinnesloeschen posted:

kentucky but literally every male cousin in my family talks exactly like boomhauer but with snus

lol my dad's side of the family are all from kentucky. he did his best to hide the twang

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
im ded i died sorry plesae just push my body outside thde door

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

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sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

lol my dad's side of the family are all from kentucky. he did his best to hide the twang

its possible for me to codeswitch if i am not tired, drunk, or angry

otherwise i am essentially unintelligible

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