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Just woke up had a nightmare the Costco corporate twitter just posted '1.51'
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Mar 2, 2023 05:43
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Costco Meatballs posted:Just woke up had a nightmare the Costco corporate twitter just posted are you ok? please reach out via pm if you need to talk
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Mar 2, 2023 05:46
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how is costco so good? literally everything about modern society is poo poo but then costco is there and it's good somehow. where did it come from? why is it here, in america? shouldn't it only exist in some strange and fanciful place like iceland?
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Mar 2, 2023 05:52
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It’s the Judas goat leading you to slaughter at the hands of late stage capitalism
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Mar 2, 2023 06:48
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Went to church today on the way home as I suspect I’ll be working from home the rest of the week and needed a few things. Got those and also picked up a bag of the Archer mini beef sticks because they were on sale and I wanted something snacky. They’re not bad, though I’d have liked a spicier flavor. Two of those and a light string cheese make for 14g protein in 150 calories so that’s a nice fast snack for when I need it.
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Mar 2, 2023 08:09
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pencilhands posted:how is costco so good? Where did you come from, $1.50 hot dog and soda (with free refill (free Chinatown))
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Mar 2, 2023 08:35
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Anyone try the stainless steel growlers? They are marked down to ~15 bucks or so. Also marked down: the 50/50 merino blend beanie 2-pack, to $9. Very warm, a good deal. Costco provides again.
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Mar 2, 2023 22:14
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went to costco again since walgreens is unable to restock the meds that help me mollify my Brain Bees so I can do work unfortunately my job's new insurance sucks rear end and they were incredibly expensive so thank god I'm saving money at costco on poo poo e: while waiting for my meds I did find 36-packs of the sparkling water I like and a breakfast cereal for my girlfriend who's watching her sugar, that was rad as hell death cob for cutie fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Mar 2, 2023 |
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Mar 2, 2023 23:03
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Laterite posted:Also marked down: the 50/50 merino blend beanie 2-pack, to $9. Very warm, a good deal. Costco provides again. Oh poo poo
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Mar 2, 2023 23:15
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I was just watching a game show and the question was name 7 cards that won't get you into a bar. It was like business, credit, student, and the last one was Costco. lol
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Mar 3, 2023 01:54
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with a costco card you can build and stock your own bar https://www.costco.com/home-wine-bar-cabinet-7-piece-set-with-short-wall-cabinets-by-newage-products.product.100686229.html
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Mar 3, 2023 02:14
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The Golden Island pork jerky has definitely gotten worse. It used to have a chewier bacon-like texture and now it's like regular beef jerky and absolutely COATED in sugar. Like you can feel the crystals crunch when you bite into it, absolutely disgusting.
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Mar 3, 2023 02:28
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Lumbermouth posted:The Golden Island pork jerky has definitely gotten worse. It used to have a chewier bacon-like texture and now it's like regular beef jerky and absolutely COATED in sugar. Like you can feel the crystals crunch when you bite into it, absolutely disgusting. Yeah it's essentially a dessert now. Some of the thick pieces had a bit of chew to them but the rest is basically sugar leather.
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Mar 3, 2023 02:31
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pork jerky is always worse than the beef variety. it's not kosher. it's haram. it's just plan bad
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Mar 3, 2023 02:32
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4 lb thing of jelly bellys please and thank you
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Mar 3, 2023 02:52
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Lumbermouth posted:The Golden Island pork jerky has definitely gotten worse. It used to have a chewier bacon-like texture and now it's like regular beef jerky and absolutely COATED in sugar. Like you can feel the crystals crunch when you bite into it, absolutely disgusting. I was a bit disappointed last time we bought it, but I'll still grab it again at some point, because maybe it was just a bad batch?
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Mar 3, 2023 04:13
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I’ve suspected for a few years that manufacturers have two lines; the best stuff for Costco and the other factory line for everyone else. Stuff at Costco just seems to be better quality overall.
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Mar 3, 2023 05:26
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Prime brisket is still a fraction of the price of Choice and even cheaper than it was at christmas, what is this witchcraft of sub-$4/lb beef
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Mar 3, 2023 05:27
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Craptacular! posted:Do the Costco door guys check every item or something? if its anything like walmart they are looking for specific items. items people tend to not ring up because its on the bottom of their cart. sodas in cans cases of water etc
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Mar 3, 2023 06:25
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I can tell you for certain that like 25% of the time the receipt checkers don't give a poo poo. All they do is look at the receipt, then stare blankly at the cart for like 5 seconds for the appearance of actually checking for mistakes, then mark the receipt as good and move on to the next person.
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Mar 3, 2023 06:46
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Jingleheimer posted:I can tell you for certain that like 25% of the time the receipt checkers don't give a poo poo. All they do is look at the receipt, then stare blankly at the cart for like 5 seconds for the appearance of actually checking for mistakes, then mark the receipt as good and move on to the next person. I go when there not busy and they check like everything in my cart but it's usually like 6 things so it's easy. Takes an extra 30 seconds. I imagine it's very different if you hit a giant cart or two
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Mar 3, 2023 07:08
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tango alpha delta posted:I’ve suspected for a few years that manufacturers have two lines; the best stuff for Costco and the other factory line for everyone else. Stuff at Costco just seems to be better quality overall. I'm in the food industry and I've worked for a couple different companies that supplied products to Costco and can tell you it's not true for what I've worked on. Same formulas, just club packaging vs non club. And usually we have different sizes for Costco vs Sam's vs BJ's.
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Mar 3, 2023 12:12
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New house is a 5 minute drive from Costco anxiously waiting for them to send over documents thoughts and prayers appreciated.
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Mar 3, 2023 17:27
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sieve jorbs posted:New house is a 5 minute drive from Costco anxiously waiting for them to send over documents thoughts and prayers appreciated. thoughts and prayers sent my goon
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Mar 3, 2023 17:44
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 lady bagmo picked these up for me from Church and I'm so fuckin happy to have a whale fin finally
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Mar 3, 2023 17:46
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That's a fat goddamn snake plant It ate all the other snakeplants
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Mar 3, 2023 17:55
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:The best thing I ever got from Costco was some chocolate covered marshmallows. Dude, this but the chocolate covered MANGOS, holy sheit they are evil. I have a pretty healthy/normal appetite but if you put a bag of those mangos in front of me, they're gonna be gone in like 2 days.
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Mar 3, 2023 17:55
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costco today
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Mar 3, 2023 17:56
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:costco today
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Mar 3, 2023 18:02
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You lurkers out there better get in sooner rather than later https://fortune.com/2023/03/03/costco-membership-price-increase/
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Mar 3, 2023 18:35
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:You lurkers out there better get in sooner rather than later Honestly I drop fuckin $500/month at this place, I'm not going to even notice $20 membership price increase.
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Mar 3, 2023 18:48
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Smugworth posted:That's a fat goddamn snake plant one snake plant to rule them all
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Mar 3, 2023 19:15
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Renegret posted:Honestly I drop fuckin $500/month at this place, I'm not going to even notice $20 membership price increase. While thats true...20 is 2 costco pizzas!!! Always get the best value out of your money
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Mar 3, 2023 19:53
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Door checkers are cops therefore it is always morally correct to tell them to eat poo poo and die. Personally, I’m a bootlicker and always smile and thank them for their highlighter mark.
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Mar 3, 2023 20:22
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they're usually super old people around here so it's easier just to be nice to them and wait the extra minute in line.
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Mar 3, 2023 23:24
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sieve jorbs posted:Door checkers are cops therefore it is always morally correct to tell them to eat poo poo and die. I don't mind the Costco checkers for some reason but I completely ignore the fuckers at Kmart (yes Kmart still exists in my country, it shares a logo but thats about it) because gently caress you Kmart for putting the checkouts in the literal centre of the store and making it impossible for them to tell who has checked out and who is just stealing a trolley full of stuff.
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Mar 4, 2023 00:42
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There's a camera directly above them at my Costco, there's zero chance they aren't being watched regularly or spot checked for compliance.
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Mar 4, 2023 00:43
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I breezed by the checkers on both my trips today but all I had in my hands was a couple glizzies. Also I hosed up and accidentally had two active memberships going at the same time (one personal, one business), customer service was happy to refund me for one though.
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Mar 4, 2023 01:01
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pentyne posted:There's a camera directly above them at my Costco, there's zero chance they aren't being watched regularly or spot checked for compliance. Yo bro that's some crazy rear end av text you got there
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Mar 4, 2023 01:17
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I bet ten Costco hotdogs that anime is involved
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