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Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep

idonotlikepeas posted:

Jimmy Margulies



The damocles sword hung over trump is mostly aimless, pulled in all directions, and has been implemented in a way which leaves only a blunt side to someone in his position, incapable of doing meaningful damage if it does fall, making the presence of supposed repercussions of our legal system actually rather symbolic and meaningless. A good comic

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Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: What’s the Worst That Could Happen, Jill?

Ted Rall posted:

Will Joe Biden run for reelection despite his age? Democrats are on tenterhooks. Meanwhile, possible Democratic alternatives are on hold, incapable of fundraising or drawing attention to themselves until that they know it’s a wide open field and they can safely announce without disrespecting the president.

First Dog on the Moon: The wealthiest superhavers are about to cop it right in the change jar! Will you be slugged?

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



Al Goodwyn



Andy Marlette



Chris Britt



Gary Varvel



Michael Ramirez



Steve Benson



Tom Stiglich

Thoughtless
Feb 1, 2007


Doesn't think, just types.

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco


Do we have a Kellies category for "but if it's NOT true, how come I keep insisting it is???"

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Thoughtless posted:

Do we have a Kellies category for "but if it's NOT true, how come I keep insisting it is???"

Yeah, Opposite of Reality.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

I can't believe Carmen and Winslow are going to loving die this week, die forever, never to be seen again, the strip continuing as a series of completely empty landscapes for years to come. i have longed for this for years

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





The chance of people being eaten by a wolly mammoth is probably pretty low.

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
I won't be the first man to die trying to ride a mammoth.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



This piss poor gotcha doesn’t even work since the capital and political class literally just got their much larger PPP loans outright wiped clean to $0 to the tune of millions each

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Dr. VooDoo posted:

This piss poor gotcha doesn’t even work since the capital and political class literally just got their much larger PPP loans outright wiped clean to $0 to the tune of millions each

Yes, but capital and political classes deserve those handouts because *vigorous jerking off motion*

logger
Jun 28, 2008

...and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.
Soiled Meat

Didn't Beer Kavenaugh mysteriously get hundreds of thousands of dollars to get rid of his debts a year before his Supreme Court nomination?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


logger posted:

Didn't Beer Kavenaugh mysteriously get hundreds of thousands of dollars to get rid of his debts a year before his Supreme Court nomination?

that was for SPORTS TICKETS which is cmpletely more american and less liberal than STUDENT DEBT

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson: Rishi Sunak and the Brexit circus – The prime minister has to face some untamed beasts in securing his deal with the EU"

Telegraph:

Labour confirms it will back Rishi Sunak’s Brexit deal

Matt:

The Lockdown Files: Matt Hancock rejected expert advice on care home testing, WhatsApp messages reveal

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Isabel Oakeshott and NDAs at centre of Hancock care home testing row

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1630928877391413248?t=I-FxpiB2pmI0eFTA-D3dsQ&s=19

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Sinfest Sunday


Maybe I'm thinking about this too much but did she just use an app to transition to uhh some kind of demigod or anthropomorphic concept.

And this is apparently a good thing because she's going to use her new abilities to murder degenerates?

So...it's OK to be trans after all as long as you're a SWERF about it?

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

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Really kind of amazing how nakedly so many conservatives have student loan messaging that's literally just "god I loving hate kids".

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

VitalSigns posted:

Maybe I'm thinking about this too much but did she just use an app to transition to uhh some kind of demigod or anthropomorphic concept.

And this is apparently a good thing because she's going to use her new abilities to murder degenerates?

So...it's OK to be trans after all as long as you're a SWERF about it?

Ishida isn't making any kind of point.
He thinks he is. He is wholly and utterly convinced of that.

But functionally, all he's doing is yelling "F*GS!" at people and expecting JK Rowling to give him a high five

Blind Duke
Nov 8, 2013

Dilbert turning sharply around upon finding Carmen and a coyote

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:


Rowe:


Wilcox:

Shadow treasurer Angus Taylor who is currently slamming the government for wanting to remove tax concessions on those with many millions on super is on video from several years ago arguing for just that. Video of Angus Taylor backing in concessional tax hikes emerges as changes slammed (news.com.au).

Dyson:


Shakespeare:


Knight:

Treasurer Jim Chalmers.

Spooner:

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

It's time to end balloon spat by Cai Meng


Le Monde

by Plop & KanKr from France

Charlie Hebdo


Drugs. What if they were the solution?
This weeks issue has to do with drugs thus the following cartoons.


The trials of a small business owner
"Waiting for CBD was all that needed to be done."
On the success of a dealer turned CBD vendor.


Sartre, a new work far from Mexican cacti
"I fell into it during a trip to the USSR."
'Hell is Mescaline'
On how artists push drugs.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

the_steve posted:

But functionally, all he's doing is yelling "F*GS!" at people and expecting JK Rowling to give him a high five

I'm also expecting JK Rowling to give him a high five any day now

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Clay Bennett




Lisa Benson




Jeff Stahler




Pedro X. Molina




Lee Judge




Mike Smith




Kirk Walters




John Branch




Jimmy Margulies




David M. Hitch



Kellies Nomination: Worst Cartoon About The War in Ukraine


Randall Enos - "Scott Adams Repents"




Dave Whamond




Adam Zyglis




Dave Granlund

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


Hell yeah

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

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All those decades our side spent making GBS threads on the poor, the homeless, immigrants, minorities, women, people who live in cities, democrats, the left, and anyone else who wasn't like us enough? Those don't count. Likewise our constant insistence that we can't help anyone because that would be socialism, or how we have to cut medical aid, or how we need to get rid of "welfare queens". And of course our eternal party line that it's every man for himself and no one should ever get help or a handout.
But now, for the next two comics, I'm going to pretend I care about helping my fellow Americans, and Dems destroyed it. Join me next week when I run a comic about how gun crime only happens to people who deserve it.

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021
Extremely lazy MSPaint edit/applicable to a lot more than this.

(I don't think Bad Things Happening to people is okay regardless of whether or not they voted for it)

vilkacis
Feb 16, 2011


You don't use your thumb to take someone's pulse because you might feel your own instead.

A "some idiot with no idea what he's doing is trying to stir poo poo" cartoon.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Also lol at the idea that the media is trying to bury the lab leak theory when some of them are writing misleading headlines/articles playing up how likely it was claimed.

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
What’s with the cartoons taking the brave stance of “fox news is bad” in 2023

not that I disagree, but holy poo poo are political cartoonists that lazy?

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
They're not saying "fox news is bad", they're responding to specific deposition statements from Murdoch that fox news was deliberately repeating lies about the election.

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Oh, okay. thank you

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Fister Roboto posted:

Every single cartoonist in publication lining up to dunk on Dilbert is insanely funny. You can tell they've been waiting for this for a while.

Anyone who has been paying attention would know that Adams has been loving nuts for many years, and not in a good way. They have had some time to prepare.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Groke posted:

Anyone who has been paying attention would know that Adams has been loving nuts for many years, and not in a good way. They have had some time to prepare.

Ishida probably also has a strip ready depicting a Dilbird with necktie and glasses being cancelled but then saved by Ye bird.

(AND THEN THEY hosed)

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



Andy Marlette



Chip Bok



Gary Varvel



Michael Ramirez



Steve Breen



Steve Kelley



Tom Stiglich

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Skios posted:


Gary Varvel



Gary... Gary.

Gary.

That's a bat.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Skios posted:

Chip Bok


"Wuz"?
That's how "was" is pronounced, why are you doing a dumbed-down phonetic pronunciation of something already pronounced that way?

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Vib Rib posted:

"Wuz"?
That's how "was" is pronounced, why are you doing a dumbed-down phonetic pronunciation of something already pronounced that way?

That specific spelling of 'was' is frequently used by /pol/ edgelords in a deeply racist mocking phrase.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Kellies Nomination: Most Racist

Like holy gently caress dude how more obvious can you be? At least the other ones go for the cheap joke of "Chicago is full of crime" but this one is nothing but pure racism.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Yeah that's some A. Wyatt Mann grade bullshit there.

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