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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Halisnacks posted:

Which Europeans say that?

We do it in Norway.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
greece, portugal, norway

that's a hell of a spread. Did NATO just vote on this at a meeting where the US wasn't invited?

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I'm actually surprised people bother trying to tell 1 kind of american from another. You shouldn't be able to point out individual states on a map. I probably can't name regions of your country.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Alan Smithee posted:

greece, portugal, norway

that's a hell of a spread. Did NATO just vote on this at a meeting where the US wasn't invited?

Probably. Also the phrase "American conditions" as in "woah we don't want american conditions here!"

I Love Loosies
Jan 4, 2013


A Moose posted:

I'm actually surprised people bother trying to tell 1 kind of american from another. You shouldn't be able to point out individual states on a map. I probably can't name regions of your country.
Texas is really big. Florida looks kinda like your dong. California is all the east coast. Alaska and Hawaii are just easy

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

I Love Loosies posted:

Texas is really big. Florida looks kinda like your dong. California is all the east coast. Alaska and Hawaii are just easy

California: famously right next to New York.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Poops Mcgoots posted:

California: famously right next to New York.

there's no shortage of people who come here and think they can make this drive in a weekend with a rental

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Really unfair how California gets to be all the east coast and most of the west coast too

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

A Moose posted:

I'm actually surprised people bother trying to tell 1 kind of american from another. You shouldn't be able to point out individual states on a map. I probably can't name regions of your country.

There have been articles and, like, talk show type people who approached random Europeans and asked them to label the states. They get a surprising number of them, though the Midwest is usually all labeled "I'm sorry" or "dunno lol." And I don't think any of the people in the UK got all of the original 13 colonies.

But anyway, between education (the US has done some important stuff) and omnipresent American media people tend to pick up some stuff.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
An embarrassment of south carolinas

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Milo and POTUS posted:

An embarrassment of south carolinas

that's just a single south carolina

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

A Moose posted:

I'm actually surprised people bother trying to tell 1 kind of american from another. You shouldn't be able to point out individual states on a map. I probably can't name regions of your country.

You have a pretty big monopoly on mass media.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

And I don't think any of the people in the UK got all of the original 13 colonies.



We spend like 2 days on America's foundation in school at most. I'm sorry but we have too many countries we invaded and occupied to get through.

Mega Comrade has a new favorite as of 16:17 on Mar 2, 2023

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Blue Footed Booby posted:

There have been articles and, like, talk show type people who approached random Europeans and asked them to label the states. They get a surprising number of them, though the Midwest is usually all labeled "I'm sorry" or "dunno lol." And I don't think any of the people in the UK got all of the original 13 colonies.

But anyway, between education (the US has done some important stuff) and omnipresent American media people tend to pick up some stuff.


Also montana

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER
I learnt all the US states by following US presidential elections (though a lot of the NE states like Maryland, Connecticut and Massachusetts just tend to blur into one large blue bloc for me) but I think most Europeans would have no problems identifying at least the major or distinctive states on a map (Texas, Hawaii, California, Florida etc.) and having at least a vague idea about where other states are (e.g. that Kansas is somewhere near the middle, Alabama is in the south, and NY is on the east coast). As another poster said, US media is so universal that it would be basically impossible not to pick up at least a basic geography of the US along the way.

In some ways it's probably the same with Americans and their knowledge of European countries. I'm sure most Americans could pick out major and distinctive countries on a map (UK, Italy, France, Greece etc.) and will probably be aware that a country like Slovakia, say, is somewhere in the east of Europe even if they don't know exactly where.

Or maybe this is more representative, I dunno:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRh1zXFKC_o

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Blurred posted:

In some ways it's probably the same with Americans and their knowledge of European countries. I'm sure most Americans could pick out major and distinctive countries on a map (UK, Italy, France, Greece etc.) and will probably be aware that a country like Slovakia, say, is somewhere in the east of Europe even if they don't know exactly where.

Or maybe this is more representative, I dunno:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRh1zXFKC_o
Yeah, it's gonna be the latter. I think a plurality of Americans could get Italy, since "it's shaped like a boot" and Russia. Beyond that it's "uhhhhhh"

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Blue Footed Booby posted:

There have been articles and, like, talk show type people who approached random Europeans and asked them to label the states. They get a surprising number of them, though the Midwest is usually all labeled "I'm sorry" or "dunno lol." And I don't think any of the people in the UK got all of the original 13 colonies.

But anyway, between education (the US has done some important stuff) and omnipresent American media people tend to pick up some stuff.


they got nebraska right at least

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




ravenkult posted:

We say it in Greece. We also use Chicago for crime.

Can confirm for Greece, Texas generally indicates chaos and general lawlessness (wild west), Chicago is less common but more for organised crime. Also on the news, every robbery is Hollywood-style

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Speaking as someone from Maryland, Maryland has a very odd shape. The Bay Bridge is rad though

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ShengwuLi/status/1631304830357499910

https://twitter.com/JuliusGoat/status/1630347538149564417

https://twitter.com/Komaniecki_R/status/1629931054327840770

https://twitter.com/ks_kulk/status/1630713440947015680

https://twitter.com/tengudosyobo/status/1631074420348338177

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Blurred posted:

I learnt all the US states by following US presidential elections (though a lot of the NE states like Maryland, Connecticut and Massachusetts just tend to blur into one large blue bloc for me) but I think most Europeans would have no problems identifying at least the major or distinctive states on a map (Texas, Hawaii, California, Florida etc.) and having at least a vague idea about where other states are (e.g. that Kansas is somewhere near the middle, Alabama is in the south, and NY is on the east coast). As another poster said, US media is so universal that it would be basically impossible not to pick up at least a basic geography of the US along the way.

In some ways it's probably the same with Americans and their knowledge of European countries. I'm sure most Americans could pick out major and distinctive countries on a map (UK, Italy, France, Greece etc.) and will probably be aware that a country like Slovakia, say, is somewhere in the east of Europe even if they don't know exactly where.

Or maybe this is more representative, I dunno:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRh1zXFKC_o

People (americans) used to ask me every day when I worked in disney world, which state is Norway in? What's Europe? And my all time favorite, are vikings as big a problem in Norway as mexicans are in the US?

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


zuck has a dog named 'beast'

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I hope it eats him a la Mr Beast

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
LA Beast suck the Zuck challenge

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/ShaykhSulaiman/status/1631314990933106690

This dude is taking insane Ls in 2023.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Lol at toxic masculinity guys who constantly smoke giant cigars getting cancer. Turns out people stopped smoking for a reason.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
You don’t inhale cigar smoke.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

:sickos:

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

You don’t inhale cigar smoke.

Is there anything about any of these cargo-cult-of-masculinity assholes that suggests to you they know how to do anything properly?

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

You don’t inhale cigar smoke.

Cigars, famous for not giving you cancer


Its chewing tobacco you don't swallow it. My throat is fine.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I dunno about other cancer but I believe that almost everyone who gets lung cancer before the age of like 55 gets a non-smoking related kind. Smokers get it like crazy when they get older, but I remember reading that more non-smokers than smokers get lung cancer before they get old.

So this is God's own punishment.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

You don’t inhale cigar smoke.

i have no doubt that a masc poser like andrew tate inhales the gently caress out of cigar smoke

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

the comments are full of diehards saying "he's fine. they're just coming up with cover so they can kill him."

like even if you think this guy's advice on living a good life by becoming an online pimp in romania is profound and life-changing, where does "THEY" WANT TO KILL HIM come in? he's not loving che guevara

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/vidsthatgohard/status/1631315532640296961

https://twitter.com/MaxDotBam/status/1631167723832238081

https://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1631186434655657984

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1631367504688734222
https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1631391421050527777

https://twitter.com/NotJosephGarcia/status/1631120398527123457

https://twitter.com/wildtiktokss/status/1631069696370909186

https://twitter.com/kornbreadTMFS/status/1631265950615093248
:unsmith:

Mr. Crow posted:

Cigars, famous for not giving you cancer

Yeah, the way I understand it is that cigarettes will target the lungs first, whereas cigars target the mouth, voicebox, etc. area first. Smoke particles still get in your lungs with cigars, though!

Also this:

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

i have no doubt that a masc poser like andrew tate inhales the gently caress out of cigar smoke

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Dungeon Ecology posted:

zuck has a dog named 'beast'

I have socks and a blanket with Beast’s face on them. Facebook was a weird place.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Alan Smithee posted:

there's no shortage of people who come here and think they can make this drive in a weekend with a rental

Yeah, we had some family friends visit from Scotland and their original plans involved visiting Yellowstone and Niagra Falls (we live in Seattle). They wanted to keep things easy by just "staying in the north part of the country"

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
how does this have like 168k likes and it was posted today? who are these people that haven't heard of ea-nasir and his lovely copper but are on twitter in 2023?

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

DACK FAYDEN posted:

how does this have like 168k likes and it was posted today? who are these people that haven't heard of ea-nasir and his lovely copper but are on twitter in 2023?

Its entirely possible they opened twitter today and it was only showing them that one tweet, who even knows at this point.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Blue Footed Booby posted:

But anyway, between education (the US has done some important stuff) and omnipresent American media people tend to pick up some stuff.

Starting a campaign to rename Colorado "squaresies".

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

DACK FAYDEN posted:

how does this have like 168k likes and it was posted today? who are these people that haven't heard of ea-nasir and his lovely copper but are on twitter in 2023?

came here to post the same thing. it gives me a sinking feeling that i gotta unpack in therapy.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

SiKboy posted:

Is there anything about any of these cargo-cult-of-masculinity assholes that suggests to you they know how to do anything properly?

The funniest is watching some befedored idiot trying to drink liquor and grimacing

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